Dubbies Against The World

By A Dawg

You probably think that this is going to be another editorial about how badly dubbies suck, and how they are a plague to this "community". When actually, it is the exact opposite. I am a dubbie. An American born, Funimation breed dubbie. A dubbie who has watched FuniBall Z for going on 3 and a half years. Every site I go to I see people attacking dubbies, I see people who are attacking dubbies, and are dubbies themselves!! People when I say this don’t take it the wrong way.... actually you can take it any damn way you want to. Shut the fuck up and stop characterizing dubbies as morons. I can not stress this enough. People have whole sites that just trample on a dubbie’s pride and dignity, and damnit, I am not going to take it anymore. Subbies are FORTUNATE people, yes very fortunate people, they were exposed to the real show before any of us dubbies ever had a chance to. I don’t have money to spend to buy every single Dragon Ball DVD that comes out, I am only human. When I tell people that I am a dubbie, they immediately right me off as a dumbass. Then I need to lay the smack down on their goofy ass and tell them why I am a dubbie. Then they all say "umm whatever, you are still not a real DBZ fan if you don’t own the Japanese version!" The hell I’m not!! I give you my heart and soul in each editorial I write, I was forced to buy Dubbed History of Trunks, Dubbed Bardock, just to learn of the story, and not read it on PlanetNamek. I was forced to listen to the horrible, HORRIBLE renditions of some of the best lines/scenes/music in all of DBZ. I suffered through all of this, and what do I get, some stuck up subbie who doesn’t know how good he has it. Some dumbass wanna be subbie who is really a dubbie who dislikes other dubbies because of what Webmasters say. Listen bitch, you are a dubbie, whether you like it or not. Dubbies are not Pro Funi, they’re not Anti Subbie, infact those are most dubbies aspirations, to become a “true” subbie. Dubbies aren’t slow, ignorant and pathetic. Stupid people are Slow, dumb, ignorant, and pathetic. Not all
dubbies are stupid, infact most dubbies aren’t stupid. Some are who actually believe that FuniBall
Z is better then Dragon Ball Z, and in some of those cases its because they have yet to hear real
Dragon Ball. Then these so called "real fans" think that the reason why our little Dragon Ball
Slum is completely screwed up right now is because of "Retard Dubbies" How about when
people acknowledge who they are and they get nothing but crap from the "real" fans. What do
you expect people to do when they get insulted, they don’t say "Well I guess you are right I really
am DUMB, and I really have no respect for Dragon Ball Z" NA UH, we are going to retaliate. Is
it right, should we just ignore them, well yes we should, but nobody is perfect, me especially, I
can’t stand disrespect from these so called "Real Fans", and like I said, I will not take this
anymore. Dubbies are not unintelligent. Dubbies are not Pro Funi. All dubbies are not assholes
like some of subbies, who carry themselves higher then the rest of the slum just because they have seen Japanese DBZ. I will put these horrible rumors about dubbies to rest and create a new name for dubbies in the struggle for their sanity everywhere!

Look around at your fellow fan, you can’t go into a regular chat room and not see a
dubbie, we are everywhere. Bet you didn’t know that did you? You know why, you think every
stupid person you talk to is a dubbie. You think the only morons and idiots in chat rooms and
forums are dubbies. Well jackass, you are wrong. You know why, because every where you go,
you are a victim of crude propaganda. Damn near every website I visit has at least one editorial
bashing dubbies, why? What point does this serve, besides making the majority of DBZ fans on
the Internet hate you? I post things because I am just one person, and I enjoy the fact that I have pissed people off. I don’t care. Yet, to insult most of your fan base is not just wrong, but idiotic. Some sites have worse content then others granted, but it is still not a wise tactic to use. Forums I go to, everywhere I check there is at least one topic among the lines of "Dubbies Suck, Who Is With me!?!". Just like that we have a problem. Dubbies are just that, people who watch the Dub. I don’t care how many sections of Planet Namek you have read about the real series, or if you have read the entire plot on some website and have seen clips of the real version, if you watch the dub more then you watch the Subs, you are a dubbie. I don’t give a damn how much you try to tell me otherwise, how you try to convince me how much knowledge you know about the series in general, and how "Vegeta’s" name is really "Bejeita" I don’t give a rats ass. You are a dubbie. If I am, then so are you. Some Dumbass at Pojo DBZ forum named like SSJ Goku 17 or some stupid shit like that, I can’t go back and tell because the topic I started mysteriously vanished. If I get one e-mail stating “YOU JUST MAD DAT UPP!!!1". Then I swear I will push your tiny little mind to the brink of insanity. I asked him, "Why do you dislike dubbies?" His answer? "Because they are dumb, evryone know Mr. Statn names isn’t damn herculre!!!" I quickly returned the flame, but when I tried to go back, it vanished with out a trace. I guess it is better that way, I didn’t want to get kicked out of the forum for clowning this prick. So, do you think this guy was
a subbie, if you do then I will smack you, for being some damn oblivious. He was a dubbie, do
you know how I know? I used common sense. Thats right common sense. Trust in common
sense, and you will go far. Lets examine this little brilliant statement word for word shall we?
"Because they are dumb". Has he met every dubbie in the world? No this little shit head hasn’t.
Thats like saying all African Americans love chicken, Or all Italians are apart of the mob. Or all
Native Americans wear face paint and feathers. Although it is not nearly as ignorant or extreme as
the examples listed above, it is still a very ignorant and childish way to think. "evryone know".
Just a very stupid comment, I am not saying you can’t make spelling errors, hell I make them alot
ask S4. Try to spell words right or it will make a bad impression. "Mr. Statn names isn’t damn
herculre!!!". Thanks for letting me know jackass. This point is so fucking pathetic, and common
knowledge amongst DBZ fans dubbies and subbies alike. Even if you didn’t know this, does that
make you dumb? No, you are ignorant of the characters real name, that in no way makes you
dumb. Here is a tip, when you try to tell someone that they are dumb because of not knowing
who someone is, try to spell the names right. Who the hell is Mr. Statn? Or Herculre as a matter
of fact? Anybody? This guy is really acting Hav Witlike, I mean damn. Thats the last thing you
want to be, is Hav Witlike. This guy was a dubbie, I can smell a dubbie a mile away. If you are a
subbie, from what I have experienced, they usually state crucial differences between Japanese
DBZ and American FBZ. Not "Evryone knows Mr. Statn name isn’t damn herculre", but
important changes about the music, dialogue, and voices. I would love if FBZ had all the original
content, except they used Hercule instead of Mr. Satan. That would be my dream come true. This
prostitute of the nefarious pimp/crime boss known only as "Ignorance" was caught, giving Sony
executives blow jobs, the Ignorance hoe house/crime syndicate grows by the second................

Letting the world know is one thing, but the duty amongst each and every dubbie out
there is to make an intelligent name for your self. Stop, GOOD GOD stop making me and every
other dubbie look bad. It pisses me off when I see dubbies who proclaim that FuniBall is better
then DragonBall. The dub sucks. Period. The subs are sometimes in bad quality, but they are the
real thing, real Dragon Ball. I can’t stress this enough. If you can prove intelligently (which you
can’t, I will give you 25 real dollars to the person who can, just give me your address and state,
and its yours) how the dub is better then the real thing. If you can get your point across
intelligently then maybe just maybe you could let people in the chat rooms and forums be aware of your preference. Even then, I wouldn’t advise it, unless you want to run away from the computer with your eyes red, after crying your little heart out. People can be mean, trust me I know, I am a mean person. You get props for expressing your opinion from me, the rest of the DBZ Slum however? I wouldn’t count on it. With that said, when an intelligent person insults you, don’t
come back with a “U SUCK!” rebuttal. As I always say, if you are going to come weak then don’t
come at all. Don’t let their comments get to you. If you don’t spew ignorance every line you type,
then most likely the rest of the chat/forum won’t turn against you. No matter how bad you are
being made fun of, clowned, embarrassed, what have you, never say “Whatever, leave me alone”.
Thats the Number One in the “Jerk Handbook” Never let them know they have won. Ever. No
matter how bad it gets, no matter how many words you have misspelled, never quit. Get your
point across, no matter if a chat of 20 people is against you. Spell everyone of your word
correctly, use correct grammar, and bash them until they can take no more. If they are shallow
enough to start an argument with you just because you are a dubbie means they can get frustrated as much as you can. Unless your me, no “flame” can bother me, only stupid people frustrate me. On that note, Spell Check is your friend. Don’t veer away from spell check, as it can save you your pride and dignity. I would hope to think that maybe this slum could stay clear of petty arguments such as “your a dubbie, so now I don’t like you”, but for right now this is a common thing, and we need to be prepared. So thats it for the good dubbies out there, now lets move on to a little thing I like to call “Pussy Dubbies”. These are the worst type of dubbies imaginable, these are the dubbies, that bash and try to humiliate other dubbies just because some Sayi-jin Fusion Empire crap editorial told them to. Now, this is not to the ones who discovered Dragon Ball Z through FuniBall, and then quickly moved onto the sub. I am talking about the, “I have seen clips off the Internet, and I have read every episode summary, so I am not a dubbie”, dubbie. Just because you KNOW Info and you STILL watch the dub, you are a damned dubbie. No, ifs, and’s, or but’s about it. Live with it. Who gives a damn what Webmasters say or do after the buu saga is over you will probably find another “fad” (chills run down my spine whenever I need to
say that) because your two year old attention span will force you to find another activity to waste brain cells on. Me? I will continue to watch and love this show until the day I die. By probably two or three years I will have accumulated most of the DVD’s by then. Then I will move on to the movies. So why are you ashamed of being a dubbie? I don’t enjoy being a dubbie but I am. Us dubbies are a strong breed, forced to witness the atrocity that is FuniBall Z. Yet you pussy dubbies think that since everyone else hates dubbies so should you. All of you are fucking
disgraces, and that coming from a dubbie is pretty damn bad. The least you can do is respect us,
as we have respected you for the past odd number of years. Thats all I really want is respect. This is what dubbies strive for, that and not being a dubbie. At least true dubbies have the balls to admit they need to help Funimation to serve their sub-standard DBZ needs. To every dubbie, who is not afraid to come out of their proverbial closet (The Internet) The Jerk salutes you!!! Pretend subbies, well, to put it like the great Chef was did... "Suck on my chocolate salty balls (put’em in yo mouth!!!) and suck’em suck’em suck’em!!"

In closing, dubbies are the largest unknown population in the DBZ slum today. People
think the subbies rule the slum, but they really don’t. Sure they are more educated about the show then dubbies are, and sure dubbies seem moronic some times, but the more you think about it the people you talk to are most likely dubbies. Just because they don’t say “Faget” or “UR DUM!” doesn’t mean they are a subbie. Even S4 was surprised when he realized I was a dubbie.
Hopefully now he knows the truth behind dubbies. This slum was made on the foundation of the
common love of Dragon Ball Z, then Funimation ruined it. I was happy when I would go into a
chat room, tell them I was a dubbie, and not get cussed out. I figured something was wrong with
me, but there wasn’t a damn thing wrong with me, I was a dubbie, something I wasn’t proud of
then, but now I am not so sure of. There are certain things you can’t get back, certain moments
you wish you could’ve done right the first time. I can never get back the feeling of watching the
real version of Gokou’s first SSJ transformation, ever. I can never get to see Trunks’s first
appearance and tell Frieza in a bad ass voice “I’m here to kill you.”, that first special moment is
gone too. Witness the REAL SSJ2 Gohan scene with Spirit vs. Spirit heavenly playing in the
background, it is a memory, and a thought, of what it would’ve been like if I had seen the version
I was obviously not meant to see. My Dragon Ball experience has been ruined by those assholes
at Funimation and Faulconer. Just thinking about it pisses me off...... For anyone to tell me that I
or any other devoted dubbie out there that they are not a real fan, I will throw away the little
conscious I have left and have every person I know with a Mail Bomber, IM bomber what have
you, kick your punk ass off the Internet, because you have lost your right to speak, let alone be
on-line. What this all boils down to, is respect, not Dubbie Vs. Subbie for the billionth time, not a
Dubbie ass kissing contest, but respect. We have had to suffer and lose the most valuable DBZ
experiences ever, the only thing I can look forward to is the first Fusion scene, untouched, I will
make a note, that will be the one scene I have left to look forward to on the merciful DVD’s. I
want respect nothing more nothing less. Most dubbies are true fans. Most Subbies are true fans.
We aren’t the ones who ruined this Dragon Ball Slum, morons with nothing to do but to follow
the “crowd” and those who chose to be Ignorance’s slut ruined it. Dubbies are not stupid people,
Stupid People are Stupid People. ::sighs:: As always A Dawg7484@aol.com for AOL users, and
AIM users, and Kazuya2004@yahoo.com for non-AOL users. Its going on 5:00, and you know
what that means, another dubbie plops down in front of the TV screen to watch FuniBall Z, and
sells their soul to the devil. I hope you are happy Gen Fukunaga, for taking away mine, and the
rest of America’s the chance to see some of the best moments witnessed on T.V...........

Loose Ends, Q&A, Thank you’s and F--- You’s.

Updates: I have been receiving a PSM magazine that is supposed to be some kid who lives
down the streets, upon reading it I came up with a solution instead of buying a PS2, Buy a PSM
magazine, its cheaper, smaller, smarter, filled with more content, and is portable. Common sense
lol

Q&A:
Q. “You hate playstation2, but your Yahoo E-mail address contains Kazuya, I think you
are talking about Kazuya Mishima from Tekken 1 and 2, and Tekken Tag, whats up with that?”

A. Good question jerk, Well I said I hate PSX and PS2, not Namco damnit, Namco
created the best 3D fighting game on the planet, Soul Calibur. Yet I love Tekken as well, I was
whooping peoples asses in Tekken 2 and taking their money before I realized it was going to be
ported the on PSX, even with that said, the Tekken series is amazing and truly great, but they
have no soul for not developing games for the 64, damn them to hell, but while your down there,
keep making those bad ass games.

Q. "I read your E-mail to SonGohanS4, you said you were grumpy because your brother
‘Took the PS2 home’ or something like that, I hope you made a mistake on that, because if you
didn’t then you are not the brilliant, ranting.............." I’ll end it right there because it is of no
relevance to the question.

A. I knew I would receive a question like this; don’t worry that was my fault for trying to
hurry up and write S4 quickly. I was Pissed because he actually bought a PS2, at first his excuse
was "I am going to sell it on E-bay, now shut up before I beat your little ass!!" Yet why sell it on
E-bay and buy Tekken, Madden, and Ready 2 Rumble? Plus another controller? Yes my brother is
a hypocritical asshole because he claims "Nintendo makes the best games!!! Thats all there is to
it!!" Yet buys its biggest competitor new system, while the 64 slowly dies. Whatever, I am alot of
things, one thing I am NOT is fake, you can believe my mistake if you want to, I don’t care,
Excuse me, I have to go play Tomb Raider 4, and Final Fantasy 27..... DAMN NOT AGAIN, I
CAN’T LET ANYONE KNOW THAT I OWN EVERY SONY GAME EVER MADE.....
DAMN ME AND MY INVOLUNTARY TYPING!!!

Q. “When the webmaster dude said he agreed with 99% of what you said, why did he put it up
then!?! You should start your own site and screw that dude!!!”

A. Thank you for the comments, but shut the hell up!! WTF?? ohhh no 1%?!?! Damn, I guess I
should go in there and change a sentence, ohh how about a word? I am not S4’s carbon copy, If I
were then he would have no use for me to even write the editorial in the first place. He is the only
reason I am writing on this site (and the 9 millimeter Pistol pointed at his head, but thats besides
the point!) With out him I would really have no where else to write besides on some all Full Ep.
site with about 20 staff members. It would be no fun if me and him were exactly alike, He is really
nice guy, I am a really mean guy, get it?!? Thats your answer.

Thank Yous: To all the Dubbies, who can now come out in the light with out having rocks and
stones hurled at you from every which way.

To my Good Friend, Jock: For being the biggest, goofiest, Muscle Bound, bastard who ever lived.
You are one of the funniest people I have ever met.

To that ugly, ugly, ugly 5th grade kid, in my 6th Grade Yearbook: Thank you for making me cry
with laughter for my entire lunch period, along with about 20 plus people, thank you for being
that damn ugly and goofy looking. (They don’t call me "The Jerk" for nothing.)

To all the Subbies who supported me and saw "The Jerk" not "The Dubbie".

F--- Yous: To all the Dumbass Dubbies who make the intelligent ones look bad.

To All the Dubbies who beleive they are Subbies, even though you have not seen a lick of Subbed
DBZ.

DaBlackGokou: Because your brain numbing site is at number 6 on the DBZ top 50, when quality
sites are at number "120".

To Punk Ass Subbies who harass dubbies for the simple fact that they are forced to watch the
dub.