Put Away The Flamethrowers, People
By Mr. Cell
I may be new to the DBZ webmaster scene, and I may
be what is commonly referred to as a 'dubbie', but I've
seen how much DBZ webmasters get flamed by visitors
to their site, and here's what I have to say:
"You flamers don't know squat."
Look at it this way, people. You email extremely capable
DBZ webmasters such as Meri, you have gone through God
knows how much trouble to bring you a great DBZ site,
and what do you tell her?
ur site sux u cant spel i hate yer site i am vegeta
stop makin fun of me or i wil use big bang on you you
suck you suck you suck you suck you suck
Here's what I say to you flamers.
1) The site sucks, huh? I'd like to see YOU flamers
do better.
2) Apparently, YOU can't spell either. A majority of
DBZ webmasters are fine spellers and users of grammar
an dont typ lik this OR IN ALL CAPS Or EvEn LiKe ThIs.
Learn to write in English!
3) If you hate the site, DON'T VISIT IT! It's as simple
as that!
4) Right... You're Vegeta. It's an ANIME for God's sake!
You aren't Vegeta! Unless you're Brian Drummond or the
Japanese voice actor, you ARE NOT VEGETA and we aren't
making fun of you.
5) This is the Internet. Someone sending me an email
reading 'BIG BANG' won't hurt me.
6) I suck i suck i suck, huh? You're a moron you're
a moron you're a moron.
Now, flamers. I ask you this: Why do you waste your
time insulting DBZ webmasters about their hard work?
Is it because your brains are about the size of a pea,
or is it just because you think it's funny? Well, it
isn't funny. It makes you look dumber than you already
are.
And another rant for anyone who thinks it's odd for
girls to watch DBZ. I may be a guy, but I still know
that DBZ wasn't created exclusively for guys. Are people
truly so sexist that we think only GUYS can watch combat-oriented
shows? And do we truly think that even if a girl DOES
watch such a show, she knows nothing about it? I certainly
don't; From what I've seen, Meri probably knows more
about DBZ than a LOT of guys out there. Especially the
flamers.
My final word to the flamers out there:
"Before you even start... that's a preempt to SHH.
I have a whole bag of 'Shh' with your name on it. www.Shh.com."
Thankyouverymuch.
~Mr. Cell
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