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(From Goten10189)
-Taipon: Hey trunks! come in!

-Vegeta: Here, piggy piggy piggy!
-Oolong: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! GET AWAY!!!!
*stuffs Oolong in oven*
( 20 minutes later )
-Vegeta: MMMMMMMMMMM.........Finger likin goooooooood!

-Piccolo *sees Freezer*
-Piccolo: AHHHHHHHHHH I WANT MY MOMMY
-Gohan: Dammit Piccolo you don't even have a mother (Think to himself: Man, you're lucky)

THE FOLLOWIN ARE ALA AUSTIN POWERS 2
-Goku: Shagadelic Baby,Yeah!

-Goku and Ginyu Goku: We're Sexy Baby, YEAH!

-Piccolo (as that one guy with the eyepatch): Dr. EVIL we could make trillions of dollars
-Vegeta (as Dr. EVIL) Why make Trillions when we could make BILLIONS!
-Trunks (as Scott Evil) Dad, A Trillion is more than a million!
-Vegeta: ZIP IT!

THE END OF THE SHAGADELIC STUFF

-Kruirin: how the hell do you spell my name

-Kaioh-sama ( or king ki as you americans know him ): You're jokes suck gokou
-Gokou: Yeah, I'll never be as good as you kaioh

-Vegeta: AHHHHHHHHH I'm Going Bald!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
-Bra: What, you mean you just noticed!?!

-Ox King: F-ck off, chi chi!

(From Jared Meyers)
-Kaio sama:There once was a man form Nantucket....

-Piccolo:Yo Mama!

-#16(quote Jimbo):It's coming right for us!

(From Bulma)
-Bulma : Oh, Yamcha you're so much better than  Vegeta  any day. Tomorrow I'm telling him that I divorced him 4 months ago that I just wanted to have a baby with him.
[Vegeta walks in drunk singing the Sailor Moon theme song]
-Bulma : Vegeta,  Krillin called and said there's a party at his house. Why don't you go ?
-Vegeta : Ok !!!
[Vegeta leaves]
-Yamcha: Bulma will you marry me ?
-Bulma: OK!!!!!!!!!!!!

(From Shikkadog)
 -Vegeta: I promise I won't eat your puppy again

-Goku: Damn, I broke a nail
-Nail: i'm not broken yet

-King Kai: Bubbles, you were great last night
-Gregory : That wasn't Bubbles !

-Zarbon:  Aww crap my eyeliner is running .......................... again
-Freeza:  Oh, I always have that problem with my lipstick

-Vegeta: I only killed Nappa because he said my hair was nappy

-Any Saiyajin: sugar and spice and every thing nice thas what lilltes sai-jins are made of<BR>

-Goku : I want a Malibu Barbie for Christmas

-Fat Buu : I want candy !!!

-Goku (tears off his gi ): Damn orage is soooooo not my color. I'm trying green
-Piccolo : Ahhhhhhhhhh just because I'm a Namek dosen't mean you can hunt me for clothes
-Vegeta : Oh reall,y that's too bad Freeza didn't know that. What do you think he did with all of the dead Nameks?

-Ginyu : Shoping for Freeza is sooo easy, all I have to buy is black lipstick and spandex

-Guldo : Ribbit
-Recoom: Moo
-Batta : Woof
-Jeice : Meow
-Ginyu : Quack
-All together : We are team farm animals

-Vegeta : Fighting crime, trying to save the world, here I come just in time, the Power Puff Saiyajin

-Chaotzu: I am the white ranger
-Piccolo:  I am the green ranger
-Bulma:  I am the blue ranger
-Vegeta:  I am the black ranger
-Chibi Gohan:  I am the yellow ranger
-Goku: What about the orange ranger ? :: sniffles ::

-Vegeta: I'm a little tea pot short and stout, here is my handle ( unzips fly )

-Trunks:  Dad, you have a nice tight butt. How did you get it that way ?
-Vegeta: It's my secret project, the Ass Master 2000
-Trunks: Mom really needs it badly
-Vegeta: That's why i'm giving it to her for christmas

-Goten: Trunks' mom is a bitch she a big fat bitch she's  the biggest bitch in the whole wide worlde she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch she's a bitch bitch bitch Trunks' mom is a bitch chahhhhhhhh
-Trunks: oh yeah than what the hell is your mom ?
-Together: hmmmmmmmmmm

-Chichi:  I wear thong underware
-Gohan and Goten: So that's why you're sooo mean to us and dad

-Ox King: MOOOOOOOO

-Tien: Nobody loves me
-Lunch: Oh yeah well no one even knows that I exist

-Chichi + Bulma: Thank god for wonder bras :: Cheesy grins ::

-Raditz:  Rogaine works for me ! : )

-Maron: Is my real name "Moron"?

-Bulma:  Crack, it's what's for dinner

(From Nikki-Chan)
-Chi-Chi: (singing) Does he love me? I wanna know! How can I tell if he loves me so? (referring to Goku)

-Chi-Chi: (straps Goku on to the bed holding a whip)  Okay Goku...time for your punishment!
-Goku: (gulp)

(Goku jumps up in the air and falls right through the Flying Nimbus.)

-(This one refers to the eps. where Goku got wished back with the dragonballs for the first time; and you notice his halo vanish) Goku: HEY! Only my halo got wished back!?

-#18: Of all the people I had to marry, I got stuck with the short bald one!

-Eternal Dragon: (appears wearing a towel and shower cap) Hey do you mind!? I was in the shower!

-Goku: You know what, I think I'm going to be a lot more serious for now on!

-Chi-Chi:  GOHAN! GO SPARRING OR I'LL MAKE YOU DO CHORES!!!

-Bulma: Mother? Father? Can I ask you something...WHAT IN GOD'S NAME MADE YOU NAME ME AFTER BLOOMERS!?

-Chi-Chi: Goku, Gohan and Goten are dead?...Oh well, I can always get a new hubby, and a couple of kids.

(From Yamcha-Jin)
-Piccolo: *holding a cookie jar upside-down* Okay.. who stole my cookie from the cookie jar?
*Everyone looks at Krillin*
-Krillin: Who.. me?
-Everyone: Yes you!
-Krillin: Couldn't be.
-Everyone: Then who?
-Krillin: Uh... It was.. Goku!
-Piccolo: *walking up to Goku* It was YOU who stole my cookie from the cookie jar!
-Goku: Wha.. What? Who.. me?
-Everyone: Yes YOU!
-Goku: Even though we Sayians are notorious for devouring such tasty morsels, I must admit.. I am not the one you seek. You see....
-Piccolo: *crying* Argh! Well.. If it wasn't Krillin or Goku... who DID steal my cookie from the cookie jar!?
*Everyone looks at Yajirobe*
-Yajirobe: What?

-Vegeta: *crying* Come ON Willy! Jump! I KNOW you can make it!
-Bulma: Zzzz..
-Vegeta: *grabbing Bulma's arm and shaking it* Look Bulma!  Willy's FREE! He's FREE!
-Bulma: Zzzz.. uh? Who? Willy? Oh.. er.. yay! Go Willy goooo..Zzzzz..

-Piccolo: "I hate.. every ape I see.."
-Chi-Chi: ... From Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z.."
-Goku and Gohan: HEY! (ala Simpsons)

-Goku: *clearing his throat* Ahem..
"Then wear the gold hat, if that will move her;
If you can bounce high, bounce for her too,
Till she cry, 'Lover, gold-hatted, high-bouncing lover,
I must have you!'" -Thomas Parke D'Invilliers
-Gohan: WHAT?!

-Krillin: *to Gohan* Hey, erm.. Gohan. I was thinking. Do haircuts.. uh.. hurt?

-Bulma: Yaaaaaaamcha, dear! Here! I have some candy for you!
-Yamcha: Uh.. Th-Thanks Bulma. *gulp* Listen, Bulma. When we first met... things were different. But now.. I.. just.. It's over. I'm sorry.
-Bulma: *erk* Well.. that's FINE BY ME!
Yamcha: Huh?
-Bulma: HUMAN-HUMAN-HUMAN!!
-Yamcha: GYAAAAAAAH!!!! *runs to the nearest bush holding his backside*

-Yamcha: You fools! If you only knew the power of the Super Yamcha-Jin! *flex*

(From Rettosu)
-Vegeta: Oww! Kakarotto! Don't hit me so hard! You know I have sensitive skin!

-Fat Buu on phone: Hello, is this Jenny Craig?

-#18: I love you, Kuririn!

-Freeza to Bulma: Do you have some purple lipstick I could borrow? I just ran out.

-Vegeta wakes up, looks in the mirror, his hair looks like a normal humans': "$^%# Bad hair day!

-Broli: Love thy neighbor.

-Vegeta, to Bulma: Ciao, hon. I'm off to get a job.

-Goku: "But Chi-chi, I'm eating you out of house and home! At least let me help with all those dishes!

-Gohan to Chi-chi: Mom, why do I look more like Vegeta than Goku...?

-Broli: No, I've never used steroids in my whole life.

-Tenshinhan: I did not have improper relations with Chaotzu.

-Goku: I'm full.

-Roshi: Gotta get me some Viagra!

-Vegeta: You know, Kakarotto is right!

-Shenron to DBZ team: Tell me your wish...
(Team tells his their wish. Shenron does nothing.)
-Goku: Well? What about our wish?
-Shenron smiles: I just said TELL ME your wish! I never said I would GRANT it, did I? (laughs and vanishes)

-Cell: Shagadelic, baby!

-Kuririn wearing a blonde wig: How do you like this wig? Is it me? Maybe if I fight with the super saiyajins, enemies will finally take me seriously...

-Broli (quoting Shakespeare on stage)

(From Jan-Chan)
-Goten: Hey Trunks, what did you last night?
-Trunks: Oh, just pimpin it on the streets. You should've seen all of the girls I picked up!
-Goten: Wow, Bulma must've been pissed. I tried to get into some clubs using a fake ID. *Pouts* I never got in...
-Trunks: YO! THAT'S HOW MY MAMA GOT PREGNANT!
-Bulma: NANI???
-Trunks: Mom, it's from a song! Don't take it seriously!
-Vegeta: Wait, how did you know?

-Piccolo: Damn... If only there were Namekian females... I'm too used to the ones on Earth!
-Dende: Hey Mr. Piccolo, what's a female?
-Piccolo *Rolls his eyes*: Don't tell me you forgot!
-Dende: ?
-Piccolo: Okay, well, I guess I can explain it again. You see...

-Trunks *Listening to Hikari No Will Power. Trunks's song.*: No will power??? What the heck is that suppossed to mean???
-Bra: Hey Trunks-san, have you gained weight?
-Trunks *Stares at himself in a mirror looking very self conscious* : NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Faints*
-Bra: Hehehe, I just love messing with his mind.

-Gohan *Skipping around happily with a pair of headphones on* : Cha la! Head cha la!
-Krillin: GOHAN! SHUT UP! I can't hear my song! Rock the dragon....Dragonball Z!

-Goku *Dials phone. Vegeta picks up, but his voice is pretty high cuz of all that spandex...*
-Vegeta: Hello?
-Goku: Hey there Bulma! So, are we still on for tonight?
-Vegeta: NANI??? BULMA YOU HARLOT, GET YOUR @$$ OVER HERE! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!
-Trunks: Uhh... I think Dad's had too many pretzels again... Bra, I think you should put them away!
-Vegeta: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT MY PRETZELS!!

-Chi-Chi: Goku, I don't want Gohan to train with Piccolo anymore.
-Goku: How come? Don't tell me it's about his studies again! He's the best in his class!
-Chi-Chi: No, it's not that. It's...Well... The way he looks up at him. It's like how Chaotzu looks up to Tien...I don't like it!
*Goku shudders*
-Chi-Chi: And look what I found on the back of his homework!!!
-Goku: Whoa...I never knew Gohan knew what hentai was....That's nasty!

(From Juuhachi-Gou)
-#18: Oh my .....gawd! that girls butt is like.......soooo big! ((ala sir mix a lot))

-#17: *glaring angrily at Trunks* Why that little.....bitch! Stole my hair!
-Trunks:  Bitch!? You should talk! *lunges at #17*

-#18: *as soccer mom standing on the sideliens at a soccer game* Come on Marron! You can do it, honey! Kick em in the SHINS! THE SHINS!

-#17: *waves one hand* oh be-have!

-#16, #17: *dressed in red robes and singing* The inquisitionnnnnn! The inguisiiiiiition! ((ala history of the world part one))

-#18: *in bed with Kuririn* Aw Kuririn, I don't love you, I jus love yo doggie staaaaaaahlye.
-Kuririn: *flashes west side sign to the camera, nodding*

-#18: *gettin her freak on with Vegeta out on the dance floor* it aint da buttahfly its da tootsie roll! a brand new dance-uh.........*raises roof*

-Dr.Gero: *stumbles into the room along with # 17 only to find #18 and #16 under the sheets together* Juuhachi-gou!
-#18: Dr. Gero!
-Kuririn: Juuhachi-gou!
-#18: Kuririn!
-#17: Juuroku-gou!
-Dr. Gero: Juuhachi-gou!
-#18: Dr. Gero!
-Kuririn: Juuhachi-gou!
-#18: Kuririn!
-#17: Juuroku-gou! ((ala Rocky Horror Picture Show. ^_^;;))

(From Zor The Man & Atma Wepen)
-Goku: KAMEHAMEFART!!! (shoots a Kamehameha out of his butt)

(Krillin and Gohan are standing in a burning forest)
-Krillin: Hey, Gohan.
-Gohan: What?
-Krillin: Eat this burrito.
-Gohan: Why?
-Krillin: Just do it.
(Gohan eats the burrito)
-Gohan: Now what?
-Krillin: Bend over.
(Gohan bends over, 5 seconds later)
-Gohan: I gotta fart.
-Krillin: Go right ahead.
*WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHH!!!!*
-Krillin: WOW!! What range!!
(Gohan turns around, and sees all the trees behind Krillin are gone, and there's a hole in the mountain, which is melting)
-Krillin: Man, I love your Kamehamefarts.

-Goku: KAMEHAME--- Oh, man! I lost my line. Oh, well. HHHAAAAAAA!!!!
(fires the Kamehameha)

-Goku: Hey, Gohan! What's the square root of 2,397,000?
-Gohan: 1548.2247! Any idiot knows that!! Even Vegeta knows that!
-Vegeta: What?
-Goku: (scratching his head) Ooookkkaaaaaayyyy......

-Goku: KAMEHAME-AH-CHOO!!!! (shoots Kamehameha out of his nose)

-Piccolo: Yo quiero Taco Bell.

-Master Roshi: (takes his sunglasses off)

-Goku: KAMEHAME-- *BELCH* (fires a Kamehameha out of his mouth)

-Gohan: Hey! Mr. Piccolo! What happened to your arm?
-Piccolo: (missing his arm) I ate it.
-Gohan: But I thought Nameks only had to drink water.
-Piccolo: Oh...... yeah.....

-Gohan: (to Piccolo) HEY!! GREEN NAMEK GUY!!! MR. NAMEK!! HELLO!!! I'MTALKING TO YOU!!!!

-Trunks: Hey, mom! Can you help me with my science project?
-Bulma: What's a science project?
-Trunks: I don't know. That's why I'm asking you.

-Bulma: (reads Trunks a bedtime story)

-Vegeta: (dressed up as Santa Claus) HO HO HO!! MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!

-Vegeta: MICHAEL JORDAN!! YOU CAN'T PLAY BASKETBALL!!! YOU SUCK!! I COULD WHIP YOU IN A GAME ANY DAY!!!

-Recoome: Goku, in the lounge, with the Spirit Bomb. (ala Clue)

-Goku: Dude.
-Gohan: Buddy.
-Vegeta: Homey.
-Piccolo: Buddy.
-Yamcha: Homey.
-Trunks: Dude.

-Gohan: (to Piccolo) BLAST IT MR. PICCOLO!! WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BEAT YOU UP FOR ONCE?!

-Vegeta: (to Goku) I'M STRONGER THAN YOU!! I'M STRONGER THAN YOU!!
-Goku: (goes up and beats the crap out of Vegeta)
-Vegeta: Im...... stronger..... than...... you.......

-Goku: (sitting in a chair chugging beers and watching Sailor Moon) Man, these girls are hot!! (ChiChi's frying pan hits his head)

-ChiChi: DAMMIT GOHAN!! PUT THAT BOOK DOWN, COME OVER HERE AND START TRAINING!!
-Gohan: I don't see YOU training, mom!!
-ChiChi: That's because I'm WEAK!! (grabs Gohan and tosses him into the other room)
-Gohan: YOU CALL THAT WEAK?

-ChiChi: (on the battle field) KAMEHAMEHA!!
-Goku: I didn't know!! How could I have known?!

-Gohan: (to Piccolo) Hey, Mr. Piccolo, I just thought of something, when you trained me when the Saiyans were coming, why didn't you just save the trouble and THROW me at the Saiyans?

-Gohan: Hey, Mr. Piccolo! Why is the Namek race so green?
-Piccolo: They all smelled Goku's armpits.
-Gohan: (sniffs Goku's armpits) WHOOO-EEE DADDY!!!! (turns blue)

(From Annyoing Girl of Doom)
-Trunks: (Holding his sword with no blade in it) LIGHT COME FORTH! (Light grathers and turns into a blade of light.) (Slayers)

(You are on a cruise. Trunks is there. Suddenly a girl who loves Trunks sees him)
-Girl:Oh MY GOD! IT'S TRUNKS!
-Trunks: (Backing to the end of ship) NO STAY FROM ME! (Falls off the ship) AAA!!
-Girl:Don't worr, I'll save you! (Grabs his hand and pulls him up. They fall  down in an awkward pose.)
-Vegeta: (Sees them) WHAT THE HELL ARE  YOU DOING,  TRUNKS! YOU KNOW BETTER! (Powers up)
-Trunks: No  Dad! Don't..
(A ki blast hit's the girl. She vaporises.)
-Trunks:And I was staring to like her.

-Nappa: My real name is Cabbage.(For dose of you who don't know. Nappa is Chinese for Cabbage)
-Vegeta: My real name is Vegetable.
-Kakarotto: My real name is Carrot.
-Raditz: My real name is Radish.
-All of them: HOW DRUNK WERE ARE PRANENTS WHEN THEY NAMED US (Starts crying)
-Bardock: Kakarotto, Raditz! You probably want to know your mother was the one who named you.
-Kakarotto and Raditz: LIAR!

-Japaneses DBZ fans:I HATE THE WAY THEY CENSORED AND CUT UP EVERYTHING.

-Piccolo: You know what? I never liked Gohan, anyway.

-Goku: Now I wished I did join up with my bother.

-Raditz: How can I fly when I have so much freakin' hair!

-Taurus: I am the indical twin of Goku.. I mean Kakarotto.

-Goku: Come forth Sheng  Long
-Sheng Long: What is your wish?
-Goku: I wish for....
-The Girl from before: A Mew in my Pokemon Game pack!
-Sheng Long: Your wish has been granted. Farwell.
(Goku looks at the girl strangly.)
-Girl:What!

-Trunks:Takes out his sword:Dargon! Dargon! DargonBalls HOOOOOO! (Thunder Cats)

-The Girl from Before: Well, I now reveal myself as Julia Smith the DragonBall fan! Now I plan to marry Trunks and no one can stop me!  WHAAAAAAAA!!!!!
-Vegeta and Bulma: YOU'RE NOT MARRYING OUR SON UNTIL WE KNOW YOU BETTER!
(Trunks appears)
-Julia: IT'S TRUNKS CHAN!
-Trunks: NOOOOO!!
-Vegeta:(Shoots a ki blast)
(Julia Vaporizes)
-Goku: (Dressed up as a reporter and on TV) Later,  Vegeta commeted the Julia was vaprosied into another dimsion.

-Julia: All the quotes you just witnesses were true. The name has been change to protect the inocent.
-Goku: True my @$$!!! KAMEKAMEHA!!!!!!
-Julia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Goku: Hey Vegeta! Did you know your fathers dead?
-Vegeta: THEN THAT WOULD MAKE ME KING OF THE SAIYAJINS
-Trunks: THAT MAKES ME A PRINCE!
-Bra: THAT MAKES ME A PRINCECESS!
-Bulma: THAT MAKES ME A QUEEN!
-Vegeta::Wakes up from dream:: Damn

(From Shikkadog)
-Vegeta: I'm quiting this training crap and planting flowers. Peace out man

-Yajirobi: I'm gonna be a vegetatarian
-Vegeta and Piccolo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT AGAIN

-Goku: oh Veggie you're so fine you're so fine ya blow my mind hey Veggie.

-Chichi: Goku, Gohan isn't your son
-Goku: What?!
-Chichi: You could never be the father of someone that powerful!
-Goku: KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!! (Chichi is sent to the next dimension)

-Vegeta: Kramer is a poser off of me
-Goku: Yeah whatever
-Vegeta: Look at his hair, don't you see the resemblence?

-Trunks: I loooook goooood in an itsy bitsy tini weini yellow polkadot speedo

-Kulilin: Pet my shiny bald head
-Gohan: I already did today. Don't you get tired ?

-Picolo: Stop trying to shove me in a pot
-CHichi: But you're such a cute shrub

-Chichi: Crack it's, what's for dinner
-Gohan: Gimme some more o' that
-Goten: Dude I thought you were the brains

-Trunks: I do
-Goten: I do
(Then trunks wakes up and looks over his shouler.)
-Trunks: oh shit, it wasn't a dream !!!!!!!!!!

-Bulma: I invented the capsule cork-screw

-Dr.Gero: Damn these vcrs no one can program them
-Goku: Then program it

(Goku walks into shikkadog's room)
-Shikkadog: Buwahhahahah, you're mine now
-Goku: Damn, I knew that girl was obsessed, but this is a little to much

(Goku gets on the Internet and finds "Vegeta Insane" and "Temple o' Trunks")
-Goku: Where the hell is my site ?

SONG TIME

-Vegeta: Oh goku what a pity yiou don't under stand . you take me by the heart when you take me by the hand

-Bulma: I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world

-Trunks: I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for you

-Trunks: Ice ice baby

-Goku: I feel pretty oh so pretty I feel pretty and witty and nice

-Vegeta: Feeling like a freak on a leash

-Piccolo: Happy birthday to me

-Yajirobi: I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me

-Piccolo: Rubber ducky you're the one, you make bath time lots of fun
-Gohan: Squeak squeak

-Chichi: Every boy yeah wants my body

-Piccolo, Vegeta, and Gohan: Mammy's little baby loves shortening shorteing mammy's little baby loves shorteing bread

-Gohan: The isty bitsy spider climbs up the water spout
-Vegeta: Down comes my foot and sqwishes the damn scary bug

-Goku: My little pony, my little pony, won't you be my friend

-Recoom: I'll tell ya what I want what I really really want

-Frieza : You're still the one I run to, the one that I belong to, you're still the one I kiss goodnight
-Zarbon: I love you, too

-Goten: Low rider is a little higher

(From Notan)
-Recoom: My name is Recoom and it ryhmes with *Farts* .......Sorry.

(From Trunks)
- Ginyu (singing to the tune of YMCA): "Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, young man, when the Ginyu's in tone. I said young man, get in a silly pose and lets have some real fun now.
-Entire Ginyu Force: People keep asking us why are we gay! People keep asking us why are we gay. There's no reason we fear, to why we are so queer. Mind your business anyway!

-Piccolo: I'm going to join the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I'll be Piccolangelo! Yeah that's it!! I'm a mean, green, fighting
machine!!!!!!!!!!!!.

(From Saiyan Girl Retasu)
(Setting: a huge open air concert. The stage is empty and the crowd is chanting "DBZ! DBZ!")

*Krillin walks onto the stage, dressed in that cool white mafia suit of his*

-Krillin: Okay, folks, here's what you've all been waiting for...

*flashing lights, smoke, and the Z senshi suddenly appear on stage. Vegeta is front & center w/ the mike, Piccolo and the Great Saiyaman on his sides with guitars, Yamucha on the drums, Chao-tsu, Tenshinhan, and Goku are backup singers*

-Crowd: Vegeta! Vegetaaaaaaaa!!!!!

*Vegeta grabs the mike*

-Vegeta: ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?!!

*the band starts playing*

-Vegeta: (singing) Wild thang! You make my heart sing! You make everything...GROOVY!    Wild thang, Ah think Ah luv ya... but I wanna kno-ow for sure! So touch me...

*the crowds screams drown out the rest of the song*

*Piccolo, grabs the mike from a surprised Veggie, and smiles*

-Piccolo: Now it's MY turn! Hit it, boys!

*he pushes Vegeta out of the way*

-Piccolo: I'm too sexy for my cape, too sexy for my cape, i'm oh so SEXY!

*tosses cape to the audience and fights start over it*

-Piccolo: I'm too sexy for my gi, too sexy for my gi, too sexy, wanna see?!

*tears off his gi and the security guards can't control the crowd anymore*

-Vegeta: Hey, I thought this was MY concert!

*a naked Namek streaks through the crowd*

-Saiyaman: (eyes lighting up with joy) Piccolo-san!

*Tenshihan has a hard time controlling Chao-tsu, who wants to join Piccolo*

*Chichi and Bulma appear and drag their husbands away and lock them up offstage*

-Chichi: NOW we can have some fun! *runs giggling after Piccolo*

-Goku: (offstage) Man, I never get to do anything!

(From fsalazar)
-Bulma: Why don't you like Goku anymore, ChiChi?
-ChiChi: I do, it's just that Gohan is so fine!!
-Bulma:You know, Gohan's your son.
-ChiChi: WHAT!!!!

-Trunks: Yeah,Link and I go far back.I'm the one who gave him that fairy, and I help him pull that sword out of that stupid rock.And then I.......

(From Goten10189)
-Vegeta: (covers his eyes) SEE NO EVIL!
-Gokou: (covers his mouth) SPEAK NO EVIL!
-Gohan (covers his ears) HEAR NO EVIL!
-Nappa: (covers his penis) PEE NO EVIL!, no....wait,Nevermind!

-Goten (on the net lookin' at hentai feturing Goku and Chi chi): oooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!
-Chi Chi: WHAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? (hits Goten on the head with a frying pan)

-Videl singing in shower: Hmmmmmm.....Hmmmmmm........Hmmmmmmm
-Goten in other shower: ::see's crack in  wall::
-Goten: (smiles)    oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh!!!............
-Gohan: Pretty, huh?
-Goten: Uhhhhhh ohhhhhhhh..........
-Gohan: You BASTARD!!!! ::Kicks Goten's ass::

-Vegeta: Hey look, it's Son Goku!
-Trunks: Wow, he's SO dreamy................
-Goku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GAYWADS!!!!!!!!!

-Vegeta in dress: Kakarotto,Kakarotto where art thou Kakarotto?

(From Ephy ness)
-Bulma, before Trunks is born holding a pregnancy tester in her hand: I wonder why we can't seem to have children *looks at Vegeta*
-Vegeta, looks at his SPANDEX Saiyan armor, then looks down at his BRIEFS: Gee, Bulma, I have no idea...heh heh

-Vegeta, Goku, and Mirai Trunks holding hands and skiping through a field of flowers (singing): Skip, skip, skip to my lou, skip skip skip to my lou, skip, skip, skip to my lou, skip to my lou my darlin'!!

-Veget holding a beer can in his hand:   Ya know, Goku, hic!  I've always looked up ta ya *puts arm around Goku*
-Goku chugging a beer:   BBBBUUUURRRPPPP!! I know, Vegeta, hic! I can't believe we EVER fought! Let's be best friends!
-Both singing:  A circle is round, it has no ends, that's how long a want to be your friend!

-Goku, sees Krillin:  AAHH MAN Krillin, your power level is SO HIGH, I almost PISSED MYSELF!!!!
-Krillin:  I know, I'm just SO good looking, too
-All DBZ characters (even guys): *DDDRRROOOLLLL* KRILLIN IS SO FINE *faint*

-Vegeta: Heh, I didn't MEAN to break the six-star DragonBall........
-Goku:  No problem, *gets an axe* Hey Krillin, come over here
-Krillin:  Yeah??
-Goku:  We're gonna chop your head off and try to pull it off as the sixth DragonBall ok??
-Krillin:  ok.....
(a few minutes later)
-Shenlong:  Hey guys, where's Krillin??
-Vegeta and Goku: Uuumm......nowhere heh! He uuummm...went to get some beers

-Vegeta:  Hey Goku, can you turn around and lift your shirt up for a second??
-Goku:  Uummm...ok *does it*
-Vegeta: Shake it baby!! Shake it!!

-Freezer: OK everyone, attention please, thank you. We have a new addetion to our Gay, Dragsters Society. His name is Yamcha
-Yamcha: Hey guys!!
-Tein and Chaotsu:  *stand up* YAMCHA!! Oh crap!! Does that mean EVERYONE knows our secret???!!!!

-ChiChi:  Man Bulma *smokes a cigar* I wish we were related.
-Bulma:  Why?? *drinks a Fuzzy Naval*
-ChiChi:  So we couldn't JUST have wild lesbian sex, we could have wild INSEST lesbian sex!! *kisses Bulma, with tounge*

-Goku:  Ok you guys, orgy at my house this weekend!!
-Everyone:  WOO HOO!!
-Goku:  But no one tell Kame Sama....he has no idea what he's doing and messes the whole thing up!!

(From SS3_Raditz)
-Master Roshi:  Goku I have to come clear on something me and Krillin are having an affair!!
-Goku (beating Krillins face in): YOU SON...OF.....A.....BITCH THE TURTLE MAN WAS MINE!!!!!!!!!  YOU KNEW THAT

-Raditz:(in Richard Simmons voice) Ow Piccolo you must do something with your hair

-Gohan:  Mommy, Daddy, are you okay? What are those noises I'm hearing? (opens door)OW MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!"

-Trunks: Dad, why are you holding me there?

(From Siyo18)
-Vegeta: I just cant do it captin, I dont have the power!

-Bulma: (( sees all seven dragon balls and then starts to sing..)) "Little Starrrr"

-Yamcha: BREAK YOURSELF!!!!

-Gohan: What you say about my mama?

-ChiChi: GOHAN! What the hell do you think your doing, stop studying and go train!

-Goku: ::singing:: I belive I can fly!! I belive I can cross the sky!! I think about it every night and day!! Spread my wings and fly awaaay!!!

-Piccolo: Oh King Kai I love your jokes.

-Any Saiya-jinn: You want to know why...BECAUSE THE SAIYS-JINN SAID SO!!!!

-Bra: My mammy said my daddy is a real sex machine.

-Goku: God damn-it Gohan, go and study NOW!!!!

-Vegeta: I never want to see another naked woman again! ::a lot of woman go pass him:: On seconed though...WAIT FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Trunks: LOVERR!!!!!!!!

-Vegeta: EEEWWWWW.....blood, get it away from me!!!

-Trunks: GOD DAMN-IT!!!! My sword broke!!

-Trunks: Yeah baby yeahhh! (( a la Austin Powers ))

Tenshinhan: Chaozu it's time for me to ask you something...what are you?

-DBZ announcer: Today on Dragon Ball Z, The whole Dragon Ball gang try to figure out the world's greatest mystery...."What is Freeza?"

-Vegeta: Heh...that dragon has some big balls.

-Trunks: uhh....RUN FOR THE HILLS AND SCREAM LIKE GIRLS!!!!!!!!
-Videl: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?

-Yamcha: You stupid cow!

-Chaozu: It's breaking the law..killn' the doll!!

-Videl: I am daughter of Mr. Satan...the coward.

-Gohan: KILL ALL THE DINOSAURS!!!!!!!

-Freeza: Oh Shit!!!! I'm out of black lipstick.

-Vegeta: ::starts to get high on sensu beans:::

-Bulma: ::keeping a hair style::

-How do you think they fot their hair to stay up....when they turned Super Saiyan there was to much hair spray around them.

-The one thing you gotta know about DBZ...the FOOD!!!!!

-Goku: Kameha ::looks at some girls walking by:: ha ha......

-Yamcha: Yaa come on Tenshinhan, toss me the dragon ball, I'm gonna knock it back into the dragon!

(From nabooru)
-Chi-Chi (wearing a schoolgirl uniform with a black bra underneath): Hit me baby one more time!

-Ginyu (wearing a leather dress): Man, I feel like a woman......
*Shania Twain beats Ginyu up with a big-ass mallet for raiding her closet*

-The Z Senshi: The fans are ultimately coming to watch the Z Senshi fight, so why can't we make as much money as we should?"

(From lovable_loser)
- Trunks:  "I wonder if the balding thing is genetic?  *Trunks picturing himself bald*  NOOOOOOO!!!!  I have no purpose in life!"  *puts revolver to head*

-Trunks:  "Goten I think we've reached a point in our relationship that goes beyond friendship..."

-Trunks:  *walks past the mirror and notices himself in the mirror*  "Hmmmm.....Damn I'm sexy!"

-Goten:  "Look Trunks, we were both drunk and it was late at night..."

-Trunks:  "Man Bulma's pretty hot!"
-Goku:  "BUT SHE'S YOUR OWN MOTHER!!"
-Trunks:  "Well she isn't TECHNICALLY my real mother and man, she got a great ass."

-Mirai Trunks:  "What's with the clothes man and where the hell did you get those glasses?!"
-GT Trunks:  Hey these are CORRECTIVE LENSES!!!
-Mirai Trunks:  "Heh you still don't look half as good as me!"

-Trunks:  "You know if you think about it a Sayajin tail could be pretty useful in bed."

-Goten:  "Gohan Advanced Calculus is easy, let me explain it for you again."
-Goku:  "Yeah Gohan, your brother's right you just have to push yourself harder."
-Gohan:  "Screw you guys, I'm gonna get some sweet lovin' from Videl."

-Chi Chi:  *seeing Gohan's bedsheets are wet*  "Gohan have you been having these "dreams" about Bulma again?  Or was it Piccolo this time?"

-Tenshinhan, Nappa, Kulilin, and Piccolo:   "Hello, we'd like to join your hair club for men."

-Bulma:  "VEGETA YOU LOUSY BASTARD!!  HURRY UP AND TAKE ME SHOPPING!!"
-Vegeta:  "Yes Bulma I'll do anything for you.  I love shopping!"

(From Pat VanGorden)
::singers from promotional 70's commercial:: "When you're down in the dumps and you can't even take one, what do you turn to?  Kaopectate! So you can drop the load." ::enter cheesy promotional instumental music::
- Vegeta:"Hi! I'm Vegeta from Dragonball Z. As a warrior, I don't get the chance to take a dump often, so I'm always constipated. That's why I use ::holds up bottle:: Kaopectate. It really gets you running. "
::70'ssingers continue to sing theme:: "Kaopectate! So you can drop the load!"

-Piccolo: ::laughs::

-Vegeta: "Bulma! Where's the laxative?!"

-Vegeta: "I'm sorry."

-Vegeta: "Your Welcome."

-Vegeta: "Thanks"

-Piccolo: "NEATO!"

(From MowiChan)
-Goku: "Krillin, help! I'm paralized!!"
-Krillin: ::dances around:: "I'm not!! I'm not!!"

-Vegeta: "I love you Fuz!!"
-Fuz: "Go away! Hentai!! Hentai!!"
(A little history on that one: Fuz is my best friend and she is madly in love with Vegeta)

-Krillin: "I have a nose!!!"

-Vegeta: "Roshi, have you seen my wife?"
-Master Roshi:(in bed asleep)   "No, no, not anywhere.."
-Vegeta: "Damn." (Walks off)
-Bulma: (under covers) "Is he gone?"

-Yajirobi: "I'll take alla you punks on!!"

-Goku: "Chi Chi, I'm scared!!"
-Vegeta: "I'll save you, Goku!!"

-Goku: (At Bulma's funeral, to Vegeta) "She called you Yamcha again, didn't she?"

(From Goten10189)
-Goku: "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Mommy save me!!!!" ( hides behind Bulma )

-Vegeta" "AH,AH,AH,Ah, Stayin Alive!"

-Mr. Satan: (singing) "Who wears short shorts?"
-Vegeta and Trunks: "We wear short shorts!"

-Fat Buu: "My New Year's Resolution is to stop turning people into chocolate then eating them"

-Vegeta: "Man, Kakarotto! Put on some Anti-Perspirant before we fuse!"

-Goten: "ATOMIC WEDGIE!!!!!!!"
-Broli: (sarcasticly) "ow........................."

(From Trunks)
-Piccolo(singing): "I love you, you love me. We're a happy....."
-Gohan: "Shut up you green idiot, before I shut you up!"

-Vegeta(in drag and dancing): "I'm gonna marry Goku, I'm gonna marry Goku..."

-Future Trunks: "My parents are losers, let em die."
-Chibi Trunks(crying): "You mean old ugly creep I'm telling! WAHHHHH!"
-Future Trunks(hits Chibi): "You whine just as bad as our father!"

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