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(From HellFighter2)
-Everyone on earth: All we are saaaaayying!! Is give peace..a chance!!

-Goku: Sorry Krillin, your too short to play baseball with the BIG boys.
<Everyone walks away towards the baseball field laughing>
-Krillin: DANG!! How come I can't play just because I'm short!?
-Dende:If you build it..they will come....

-Yamcha: Hey, Jeice, your hair is awsome!
-Jeice: WOW!! I was just gonna tell you the same thing!!
-Zarbon: Hey, did you guys have your hair done? It looks so cool!
-Jeice: NO WAY!! SO DOES YOURS!!
-Tao Pie Pie: I don't think I ever told you guys this, but your hair rule.
-Zarbon: DUDE!! YOURS RULES TOO!!
-#17: Guys, can I just say that your hair is da' bomb!?
-Tao Pie Pie: ONLY IF WE CAN SAY THAT YOURS IS TOO!!
-Raditz: What up ya'll? Brotha' your hair be stylin'!!
-Yamcha: Right back at ya' bro!!
-Mirai Trunks: I just noticed that your guys hair is just ALL THAT!!
-Raditz: WE ALL BE SOUL BROTHA'S!!
-Mirai Trunks: Come on homies. Lets go to the mall and pick up a couple women. No one can resist our hair!!

-Vegeta: GROUP HUG!!

-Nappa: HEY, whatch the hair.

-Goku: Give up now Freezer or I'll put my mojo on you.

(From Olivia Wong)
-Gohan: (standing proudly) Hookdt on Fonix Wurkt fer Me!

-Fat Buu: (poses in the Mirror) Does this suit make my butt look big? I think my butt looks big....

(From jameray)
-Piccolo: "I really like when the Sailor scouts transform, exspecially Sailor Moon!"

-Gohan: *Singing,"Nookie" by Limp Bizkit*

-Bulma: I have something to tell you Vegeta *hands him some divorce papers* and I get the kids...
-Vegeta: *starts crying* "All those hours of..of being pleasant and I get this!!"

-Freiza: "Should I go with the pink hubbercraft or the purple, Zarbon?"
-Zarbon: "Why do you need my opinion?"
-Freiza: "Trying to impress Vegeta."
-Zarbon: "Whata 'bout your tie-dye one with flowers all over it that the
-Ginyu gave you for Christmas?"
-Freiza: I would pick that but, Captian Ginyu and me had a little accident with it...."

(From Heather)
-Piccolo: Don't worry, Chi Chi. I'm sure Goku won't find out about us.

-Piccolo: Time to call the ORKIN man.

-Frieza: (to Ginyu) My place...eight o' clock...I'll provide the whipped cream.

-Ginyu: (to Ginyu Force) Come on, girls! We're gonna make Goku our prison bitch!

-Vegeta: (to the rest of the Z senshi) Hey guys! Let's have a slumber party at my place tonight! No girls allowed.

-Krillen: Why don't you sit this one out, Goku? I feel like kicking some major butt today.

-Piccolo: Alright, guys. Piccolo's gonna break out the can of whoop-ass.

-Piccolo: I am blue, you are yellow, and together we make green.

-Piccolo: It's called camouflage, you idiot!

-Goku: Chi Chi, have you seen my copy of War and Peace?

-Krillen: Sorry, baby, but all this month I'm booked solid.

-Vegeta: Honey, have you seen my curlers?

-Krillen: Hey, what does Cap'n Picard have that I don't have?

-Krillen: I am Sailor Cue-Ball and in the name of short bald men I will POLISH you!

-Goku: Krillen, you couldn't get laid if you crawled up a duck's ass and waited.

-Vegeta: All I'm saying is let's give peace a chance.

-Goku: _I_ wear the pants in this family!

-Vegeta: Later, Bulma. I'm off to go bowling with Goku and the boys.

-Vegeta: (after eating Bulma's cooking) Mmmmmm. Better than sex!

-Goku: (moments before his tragic death) Piccolo, you couldn't find your ass with both hands!

-Piccolo: I'm here for the beer!

-Goku: Hey Chi Chi, why don't you let me cook supper and wash the dishes tonight? (Chi Chi collapses of a heart attack)

-Goku/Vegeta: You know, honey, I've decided to go out and find myself a real job.

-Gohan: (to Piccolo) You're ugly and your mamma dresses you funny.

-Vegeta: (on the couch wth his head on Bulma's lap, watching Gone With the Wind) *sniff* This is my *sob* favorite movie....cuddle with me, Bulma!

-Vegeta: Sure Bulma, I'll help you change Trunks' diaper.

-Bulma: Krillen, I can't stand it anymore! Come over here and make me feel like a natural woman!

-Frieza: Krillen, I can't stand it anymore! Come make me your love slave!

-Vegeta: I'm going to convert to Hare Krishna!

-Piccolo: Earth girls are easy. Heh heh heh.

-Goku: (to Vegeta) You, mister, can go sit in the time out corner!

-Krillen: You just want me for my body.

-Piccolo: I love my teddy bear.

-Goku: Gohan, I agree with your mother. I forbid you to become a fighter!

-Piccolo: Damn! I broke a nail.

-Vegeta: (to Bulma) Honey, your roots are showing. Why don't you go back to purple?

-Vegeta/Goku: Boy, this married life is really peaceful. I don't care if I never fight again!

-Vegeta: Not tonight, honey, I have a headache.

-Gohan: Shut the f*#k up, Ma!

A BIT OF SONG

-Piccolo: (skipping through a field, holding a daisy) Tiptoe...through the tulips...

-Bulma: I can bring home the bacon...fry it up in a pan...and never never let him forget he's a man...

-Piccolo, Goku and Vegeta: MACHO MACHO MAN! I wanna be...a macho man!

-Frieza: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, and witty, and GAAAAAAAAY!

-Piccolo: It's not easy being green.....

-Piccolo: Y M C A! It's fun to stay at the Y M C A-A!

-Krillen: In the navy! You can set your mind at ease... In the navy!

-Frieza: Come on girls... do you believe in love?

-Cast of DBZ (good and bad): We are the world..... we are the children.....

(From Erin Burke)
-Goku: Hey, Kaio-sama, forget teaching me the art of kaio-ken, I wanna learn how to do the 'super speed' thing you did to that brick!

-Vegeta: I got a boo-boo, I need someone to kiss it & make it better.

-Trunks: No girls like me.

-Freeza & henchmen: Just what kind of aliens are we??!!

-American DBZ fan who knows nothing about Japanese DBZ: Frieza is a male.

-Vegeta: Oh, what's wrong, Goku? I know, you're hungry, aren't you? You need (grabs a box from of the set with a dragon on it) Chi-Chi's rice cakes. Mmm mmm. See how much Goku likes them (Goku is enjoying them)? And look, mom, they're nutricious too! So whenever you get hungry, reach for Chi-Chi's (looks at box)...hehheh...oops. Goku's been eating Icarus's Dragon Treats (Goku stops liking the snack and runs off stage). Your dragon will love that vegetable and fruit taste. (sound of Goku throwing up) ...With a slight hint of cheese. (a la UHF)

(From CrzyKrilin)
-Ginyu: Guldo? Why are your cheeks so puffy!?
-Guldo: ::mumbled sounds::
-Ginyu: NOO!!!! NOT MY HAMSTERS!!!

-Jees: That's it. I'm quittin' the Force and becomin' a Rock Star. Las Vegas here I come!

-Dadoria: I need to call that Jenny Craig gal..

-Zarbon: Here, Master Freiza. You can borrow my earrings. They'll look just faaab with your new shoes.
-Freiza: ::whining:: But then they'll claaaa-ash with my Daisy Dukes!

-Kuririn: "All I want for Christmas is a nice big tub of turtlewax for my chrome-dome-head."

-Android 17: "What's with these stupid earrings!? And this lame haircut!? I look like 18!! I look like a friggerin' girl!"
-Zarbon and Freiza: "We feel your pain."

-Freiza: "Awwh.. Forget Nameck and the Dragonballs. Let's go to the petting zoo!"

-Koola: "This isn't fair!! FIVE operations, twenty-six plastic surgeons and Freiza STILL looks more girlier than me!"

-Jees and Zarbon: "We're losing the lame accents and getting our hair cut!"

-Yajirobei: "I am sooo sick of Nutri-Grain Bars. They taste nasty! Screw my diet! I'm going to Burger King!"

-Brolli: "Whoo-hoo! Harvard here I come!"

-Radditz: "You wouldn't believe the things I can hide in my hair." ::suggestive wink towards Piccolo who gulps::

-Nappa: "I'm gonna sue those freaks at Rogaine... "

-Nappa: "Oooo! Look at the pretty butterflies!" ::chases after the butterflies in wild, childish delight::

-Frieza: Oh, joy of joys! Let's all forget about Son Gokou and his little friends and go to Six Flags!
-Henchmen: Yaaaaaaaaay!
-Zarbon: But, Master Frieza..I don't wanna go to Six Flags...
::large explosion, Zarbon is gone from sight::
-Frieza: Anyone else NOT wanna got to Six Flags!?

-Kuririn: "Oh, Gokou! I can't take it anymore!" ::leaps forward, hugging Gokou tightly:: "I'm madly in love with you!! Ever since we were little chibis I had a thing for that tail of yours! Than you got it removed.. but there's that *other* tail I'd like a grab at!"
-Gokou: "Kuririn! I... I.... " ::lowers his voice:: "Not so loud! You'll wake up Chi-Chi!"

-Appule: ::standing next to Zarbon while they watch Vegeta float in the rejuv. tank::
thinking>*Does this spandex make me look fat? Does Zarbon think Vegeta's cuter than me? Do you think he likes my big head? Maybe I should've worn different boots. Maybe Zarbon thinks Vegeta more buff than I am... Maybe he doesn't even like me at all! Waaaah! Oh well, back to the 900 numbers.*

-Ginyu: "I'm going to quit the Force and join a French ballet troupe."

-Ginyu: "Ahccck! I hate this pose!! I'm going to tear a ligment!"

-Recoome: "Dammit, Bertah! It's past Halloween! You can take out those stupid candy-wax-fangs!"
-Bertah: "But.. but... I dun waaanna!"

-Dr. Gero: *sobbing* "Why... Why!? Why do my children always turn against me!?"

-Vegeta: "No! They killed Radditz! DAAAAMN YOOOUU, KAKAROTTO!!!"

-Nappa: "Stone Cold is my hero!"

::re-enactment of the scene where Vegeta is returning from the battle on Earth and landing on Freiza Planet #79::
::pod crash-lands::
-Henchman1: "Hey, what's he doing? How come he's not coming out?"
-Henchman2: "If you ask me, he doesn't look so good."
-Henchman1: ::walks over to Vegeta's pod and knocks on it:: "Knock-knock! Anyone one?"
-Henchman2: ::thinking out loud:: "Maybe he's dead."
-Henchman1: ::opens Vegeta's pod, peering at him:: "He's twitchin' a little."
-Henchman3: ::grabs a stick and pokes Vegeta with it:: "Oo! He moved! He moved!"
-Henchman1: "Should we take him to the rejuvenation room?"
-Henchman3: "Ah, he'll just walk it off!"

::Vegeta and Bulma sit in marriage counseling::
Counselor: "Now, Vegeta? You say you have some.. stress because of your wife. Now!" ::picks up a big wiffle-bat and hands it to Vegeta:: "Vent your stress out on Bulma but do remember, you can't really hurt her. These bats are 100% wiffle."
::Vegeta grips the bat, standing up and with a grunt, swings and cleanly knocks Bulma's head off::
-Vegeta: "Ah... I feel better! Thanks, Doc."

-Nappa: "::singing:: I'm a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie World. Life in plastic, it's fantastic!"
-Radditz: "::singing:: You can brush my hair, undress me everywheeere! Imagination, life is your creation!"
::Radditz and Nappa both turn to look at Vegeta::
-Vegeta: "Oh, alright, alright! ::sighs and sings:: Come on Barbie, let's go party!"

-Dadoria: "I want my cheezy poofs! Gimme my cheezy poofs!"

-Freiza: "I need to get my legs waxed again."

-Zarbon: "::singing:: I'm a Barbie Girl.. in a Barbie World.."
-Dadoria: "Shut up!!! I HATE that song!!"
-Freiza: "Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please. I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees."
-Dadoria: "Oh.. I mean. Barbies rock! Yeah! Go Aqua!"

-Dr. Wheelo: "I have a slight inferiority complex."

-Piccolo: "I need some lovin'!"

-Kuririn: "I'm not gay! I can EXPLAIN why I was in Freiza's ship so long with him! Really!"

-Freiza: "Kuririn.. I.. I'm sorry about.. ya know.. Impaling you.. and.. well...blowing you up.."
-Kuririn: "I.. It's okay, Freiza!"
-Freiza: "Friends?"
-Kuririn: "Of course! I love you, man!"
-Freiza: "I love you, too, maaan!"

-Trunks: ::Valley Girl voice:: "I just like, looooove the Backstreet Boys! Ooo! Kevin's like, so, like, fiiiine! And the Spice Girls, like, Ruule!"
-Kuririn: "::sweating:: Dear God help us all."

-King Cold: *sobbing* "Why me!? Why'd I have to have two sons that are gayer than Ru Paul in a Beefy Buff Club!?"

-King Cold: "Why am I so tall.... and my sons are so... short.." ::casts a glance towards his wife and an angry glare towards Dadoria who coughs loudly::

-Freiza: "I feel bad about blowing up all those little green peeps.. Let's go say we're sorry and kiss and make-up! Then, we can all have a big slumber party!"
-Zarbon: "Ooo! We can do each other's hair!"
-Appule: "Yaaaaay! Sleepovers!"
-Dadoria: "I'd go get some sort of hair type stuff.. but I don't have any hair!!" *sobs*

-Zarbon: "Fatty!"
-Dadoria: "Prissy-boy!"
-Zarbon: "Pink gumball!"
-Dadoria: "Cross-dresser!"
-Zarbon: "Fat-camp REJECT!"
-Dadoria: "Wussy girly-man!"
-Zarbon: "......that... that really hurt, Dadoria.." *sniffs*
-Dadoria: "I...I'm sorry, Zippy.."
-Zarbon: "Zippy!? How dare you!! That's VEGETA'S pet name for me!!"

-Freiza: "::singing:: I'm a pepper, you're a pepper, she a pepper, he a pepper, wouldn't you like to be a pepper, too?"

-Freiza: "I'm just a sweet transvestite! Froooom, Transexual, Transylvania!"

-Kuririn: "You know these dots on my head? They ain't tatoos. They're scars from when an iron was slammed into my forehead."

-Android 17: "I feel.... pretty!"

-Android 18: "I'm going to burn my credit cards!"

-Android 18: "Kuririn, I want a divorce."
-Kuririn: "You're kidding right?"
-Android 18: "No! I'm tired of your whining!"
-Kuririn: "Whoo-hoo! Single! Now.. where's that cuuute brother of yours?"

-Vegeta: "I.. I'm sowwy. I didn't mean to!"

-Nappa: "I'm gonna kick Goldberg's butt... and I'm gonna tear Stone Cold to bitty bits for stealing my look!"

-Radditz: "Gimme!! MY teddy bear!"

-Jees: "Nooo!! Anything but that!! Stop this madness right now, Recoome! Bertah!? Pleease!?"
-Recoome: "Just hold still, Jees!"
-Guldo: "Don't be sucha baby."
-Jees: ::starts crying:: "Pleeease! I'm begging! Noo!! Anything but this!! Anything!!"
-Bertah: "Ginyu? The scissors!"
-Jees: "NOOOO!!!"
-Ginyu: "It's just a trim, Jees! Geeez."
-Jees: "No! No! Not my hair!"
-Ginyu: ::snorts and quickly trims about an inch off of Jees' long mane of hair:: "There! Done!"
-Jees: ::breaks away, hugging his hair:: "I hate you! I'm gonna go in the corner and cry!"
-Recoome: "Now I feel bad!"

-Vegeta: "I'm just a love machine! And I won't work for nobody but you!"

-Guldo: "I hear one more joke about my new glasses, ANY crack about 'ol' eight eyes', I'm gonna do Time Freeze and give the unlucky one a wedgie!"

-Appule: "What do you mean I'm purple and covered in polka-dots!?"

(From CoolestMew)
-Bulma: ::walks in the room::
-Vegeta: ::sitting on the couch fiddling with the remote control::
-Bulma: ::fast forwards, rewinds, pauses, unpauses::
-Vegeta: "What the...!"
-Bulma: ::rips off her face, revealing metal and wires::
-Vegeta: "AHH! She's a fembot!"
-Bulma: ::chases Vegeta around the house trying to kill him::
-Vegeta: ::turns around, shoots the crap out of Bulma::
-Bulma: ::lying in a smoking pile on the floor::
-Vegeta: "No wonder she was so smart..."
(from Austin Powers 2:  The Spy That Shagged Me)

(FromStock Princess)
:::Goku, Piccolo, Frieza, Trunks and Vegeta dressed as Spice Girls performing Spice Up Your Life.:::

::Goku walks into the wondrous realm called the Stock Princess' pad::
-Stock Princess: OH YEAH!! GOKU!! *Throws down FT and starts running*

-Goku: She turned her bedroom into a shrine of me and now....AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

(From Fade0away)
-Gotenks: Look ma, I'm a hermit crab!

-Vegeta: Trojan man!

(From Aphoex)
-Piccolo:(singing an elementry school ryhem): "Swing swing swing on a ryhthemles beat! Why don't you rock in the tree tops, all day long...."

-Eternal Dragon: "Excuse me? You want what???!!"

-Vegeta: "OW! Your so mean! I'm telling!"

-Goku: "(singing and leading around a one horned goat) "I've got a unicorn!" (The Unicorn)

-Vegeta: (after killing some one) "It's the circle of life, dude!"

-Vegeta: (singing) "Cuz I'm bad! I'm really really bad!..."

(Krilin combs his hair)

(Piccolo tries to form a spirit bomb and blows up)

-Trunks: "My Pikachu is better than yours!"

(Gokuh is smart.)

(Frieza stands in front of the men's and wonan's bathroom for 20 minutes confused.)
-Frieza: "Which one should I use? Hmmmmm....."

-Goku (to Frieza): "Whadda you tryin' to do!?"
-Frieza: "Tehe!"

(Vegeta hits Goku)
-Goku: (eyes widen) "Doooooooooooon't!!! Stoooooooooop! (Mad T.V.(Stuart))

-Bulma: "Vegeta, have you ever concidered a buzz cut?'

-Cell: "Prepare to die!"
-Goku: "Doooooooooooon't! I can do it!"
(Goku begins to beat himself up. (Mad T.V.(Stuart))

-Piccolo:(singing an elementry school ryhme) Apple on a stick! Make me sick! Make my heart go 246! Not because I'm dirty, not because I'm
clean! Not because I kissed the boy behind the magizene! Hey girls! Look over there! There goes Johny in his under wear! He can wiggle, he can wobble, but most of all, he can kiss kiss kiss!"

-Frieza: (singing) "I'v got a lovely bunch of coconuts...."

-Gohan:"Hey guys! I got the 7-star dragon ba-CRASH! Oops.Uhhh, guys?"

-Goku and Vegeta are dancing side by side singing: "War, war. What is it good for? Absolutly nothing!"

(Goku discovers a new way to summon the Eternal Dragon): "Here lizard, lizard, lizard!" (Taco Bell and Godzilla)

-Maron: :"Mom, where do babies come from?"
-#18 after a long pause she turns to Krilin: "Didn't we build her?"

-Bulma: "I wonder why people are always messing with their hair?"

(Frieza gets up in the morning and looks in the mirror.)
-Frieza: "AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Oh, that's me."

-Vegeta sings to Bulma: "Stupid girl...."
(Needless to say, Bulma slaps Vegeta on the face.)

-Anyone to Frieza:"No really, are you gay?"

-Goku and Piccolo singing while drunk:"If you like pinacoladas, gettin' caught in the rain. Your not in to Yoga, and you have half a brain! If
you like makin' love at midnight in dunes of a cave, I'm the love that you'v looked for, write to me and escape!" ~hum instramental part~ "Well I didn't think much of my lady, which it seems kinda mean"
-Chichi shows up behind them: "You didn't, huh? Well I'll teach you not to dis ME!"
-Piccolo:"Haha! Goku got in trouble!Gokuh got in trouble!Heeeeeee!"(cheesy grin)
(sound of Goku getting his butt kicked by Chichi)

-Vegeta:"Don't worry, be happy!" (big smile) :)H)

-Bulma: "Hey Vegeta! When your done with Chichi, do me next!"
-Chichi:"Hold on, girl-friend! He has to finish with ME first!"
-Vegeta:"But Gokuh asked to go next Bulma. But since your my wife, I suppose I can get Goku after you."
-Goku:"That is so not fair!"
-Chichi:"You guys! Vegita will have plenty of time to do every one!"
-Vegeta:"Speak for your self woman! My fingers are getting tired!"
-Bulma:"If they are getting tired, then you shouldn't have offered to braid Chichi's hair in the first place! You knew we would all want it
done!" (high pitched girlish laugh)

-Vegeta:"Another one bites the dust...."

(From Android 1718)
-Mr.PoPo: Why are you all looking at me like that?
(Everyone looks at Mr.PoPo with hungry looks on their faces)
-Mr.PoPo: Ahhhhhhh! Don't eat me!!
(Everyone eats Mr.PoPo....)

-No.18: Whatever you do No.17, don't turn around.
-No.17: Why?
-No.18: Because....*Doesn't finish and No.17 gets whackediIn the face with the camera*
-No.17: You Dead *Shoots The Camera Guy*
-No.18: *Looks at the dead camera guy* Does this mean we get a lunch break

(From Celaran the Saiyan)
-Vegeta: (Singing) Fighting crime, trying to save the world, here they are just in time...The Powerpuff Girls!

-Chi Chi: Ha ha ha!!! I'm Freeza's sister, and my power level is 16,000,000,000,000!!!

-Goku: I think I ate too much.

-Vegeta: Bulma, did you say you wished you owned Fort Knox?

-Vegeta: Even though It's all about me, the VeGeTa InSaNe! Webpage gives everyone a bad image!

(From Piccolenks)
-Kuririn: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED PICCOLO!
-Gohan: You ba*FUNimation censors*ig bully!

-Tenshinhan: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KURIRIN!
*Nobody cares*

-Kuririn: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED YAMCHA!
-Bulma: YOUUUUUUUUU BAAAAAAAAAAASTAAAAAAAAAARDS!
-Vegeta: But Bulma, you are my wife!
-Bulma: Oh...right...yeah...heh...

-Kuririn: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED CHAOZU!
-Tenshinhan: Crap, now I need to find someone else to take to my parent's wedding!

-Zarbon: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED VEGETA!
-Freeza: Oh well. Our little goal to impress vegeta is over. Let's go back to camp and roast marshmallows!

-Gokou: Food? What is food?
-Kuririn: Gokou, you're such a dumbass!
-Gokou: You have offended me! I think...
-Kuririn: Wow, I never thought I'd see the day where he actually thought..

-Vegeta, Nappa, and Raditzu, all grinning together: WE SUUUUCK!

-Trunks: Oh, no! Not again! *hides under Piccolo's cape as a band of girls stomp by*
-Gohan: Are you crazy??

-Dragon Ball Z: American Episode 57!

-Gokou is Ginyu and Ginyu is Gay! Poor Ginyu... And poor Gokou, for that matter..

-King Kai: *sings to the tune of 'Every Morning'* She always rights the wrong...for me...

-Master Roshi: Hey, Bulma! I just discovered that we are Namekians! We need to fuse, now! Let me absorb you... *puts his hand on Bulma's cheast and gets whacked away so hard*

(From Veggie-lover)
-Chibi Trunks: Dad, would you read me a bed time story?

-Goku: (to a waitress at an all you can eat place) No, thanks.
-Piccolo: I'll eat it!

-Saiyajins who named Nappa, Raditz, Kakarott, and Vegeta: We hate vegetables!

-Krillin: I hate not having hair!
-Vegeta: have mine.

-Vegeta: Bulma, I have something to tell you.
-Bulma: What?
-Vegteta: I'm having an affair with Barney.
-Bulma: That's OK, Trunks is King Endymion's son. Didn't you wonder why Trunks has purple hair?
-Vegeta: *faints*
-Endy: How Barney and I managed to make it to the DBZ world is anyone'sguess.

(From Goten10189)
-Broli: Broooli can spell own name........it's B-R-U-I-L............no, wait V-U-l-J-X......NO! ARGGGGG!!!! ( explodes )

-Dodoria: Heh,heh,heh Be very very quiet, I'm huntin' for Nameks.......
-Dende: Ehhhhhh.......what's up doc?
-Dodoria: OHHH YO SCWEWY NAMEK!

-Vegeta: Why... Thank you very much..........................................

(From Janny)
*Vegeta splashes cold water at Goku*
-Vegeta: C'mon!!! Aren't you suppossed to turn into a carrot?? (Ala Ranma 1/2)

*Gohan writing on his hand "Dai Suki Piccolo-San"*

*Vegeta running in a circle chasing after his tail...*

-Bulma *Noticing Goku walking by*: Damn he's fine!
*Sound of Chi-Chi's frying pan hittin Bulma on the head*

-Goten: I just don't get it! Why is Gary so mean to Ash?

(From HellFighter2)
-Gohan:  Hey guys!! Check out the new tattoo I got on my @$$!!

-Master Roshi:   Oooo.....PlayGirl....

-Freeza:  Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

-Cell:  Oh dear,Cell Jr. I think we're lost....
-Cell Jr.:  Beep, Boop, Bzzzt, Bleep!!
-Cell:  What!? MY FAULT!! Call Goku Skywalker.May be he and Vegeta Solo can help.
-Cell Jr.:  Bzzt,*whistle*, bloop,bweep,bwoop?
-Cell:  No, I don't think you look good in blue.
-Cell Jr.  :BWEEEEEEEP, BLOOOP, BEEP!!
-Cell:  HEY, don't you take that tone of whistle with me!! (From Star Wars)

-Princess Bulma:  Help me Obi-Kami-Kanobie, your my only hope.... (Ditto)

-Yajorobi to Trunks:  My swords bigger than yours....

-Goku:  Dra
-Gohan:  gon
-Goten:  Ball
-Goku:  Dra
-Gohan:  gon
-Goten:  Ball (From the Budweiser frogs commercial)

-Goten:  Master Roshi..how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
-Master Roshi:  I ain't never made it without bitting.  Ask Son Goku.
-Goten:  Son Goku..how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
-Goku:  Lets find out....
(After 2 days of licking the lolipop trying to get to the center)
-Goku:  AARRRGGGGHH,*chomps on the lolipop*THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW!!

(From DevlSlayr7)
-ChiChi:  Oh Vegeta....
-Vegeta: Oh ChiChi.....

-Goku and Bulma: Lets fuse into Golma. *fuses*
-Golma: KAAAAAMEEEEEEHAAAAAAMEEEEEHAAAAAA........
-Bulma: *wakes up* AHHHH, NO... *sees Vegeta laying there* *kicks Vegeta's ass*
-Vegeta: It was only a dream.
-Bulma: I don't care.

(Drakkon-san)
(Much Ado About Nothing)
-Kakarotto: Why, my Prince Disdain! Are you yet living?
-Vegeta: Ist possible Disdain should die while he has such mete opponents to beat up on?

(Generic Absurdity)
-Goku: Ah, ah, ah, ah, Saiyan Alive! Saiyan Alive! Ah ah ah... BANG!
-Vegeta: :::holding the frying pan her just hit Goku over the head with::: That's all well and good, Kakarotto, but...WE'RE DEAD!!!
-Goku: ::sweatdrop::

(DragonBall Z meets Yuu Yuu Hakusho)
-Vegeta: ::walking down a street through the Ninegenkai with Trunks::
-Hiei: ::doing the same with Kurama::
::SMACK!::
::Vegeta and Hiei walk right into each other::
::Kurama and Trunks sweatdrop::
-Kurama: Anou...
-Trunks: Eh-heh...
::Vegeta and Hiei glare at each other icily::
-Kurama and Trunks: Uh-oh...
-Vegeta: You bastard! You stole my hairstyle! BIGU BANGU ATAKKU!
-Hiei: KISAMA!! That was MY hairstyle FIRST!!! KOKU RYUUU HAAAAAAA!!!

(DBZ meets YYH 2)
-Vegeta: SOMEONE HELP! ATSUI! ATSUI! That rat bastard Hiei set my hair on fire! ::running in circles::
-Hiei: ::smirking:: That's m'name, don't wear it out.

(DBZ meets YYH 3)
-Hiei: ::eying Tenshinhan suspiciously::
-Tenshinhan: This isn't a Jagan! I'm telling the truth here! I was BORN with it! Chaozu, back me up!

-Kurama: ...and you know, you really shouldn't have cut your hair. It was almost like my human-form's at one point. Here's a tip on how to keep it nice and smooth...
-Yamucha: ::taking notes attentively::

-Kuwabara: ..so then I said 'I, Kazuma Kuwabara, will vanquish you!' And then I ran forward and attacked and I...
-Goku: ....zzzzzz...

-Keiko: ...you know, I really hate it that Yuusuke always runs off to fight youkai from the Makai and I can never help because I'm too weak.
-Chi-Chi: Oh, that's silly! Here, I'll show you a few techniques! Kamehame...

-Bulma and Shizuru: ::smoking cigarettes and discussing the stupidity of men::

-Chibi Gohan, Goten, and Trunks: So, what's it like being the son of Enma Daio? And you look even younger than us!
-Chibi Koenma: Well, really, I'm a whole lot older than all of you. I just stay in this form a lot. I can take a teenager form too.
-Chibi Goten: Sugoi! Show us!
-Teen Koenma: There! Happy?
-Chibi Trunks: Um...Koenma-sama?
-Teen Koenma: Yeah?
-Chibi Gohan: ::giggles:: You're silly, you have a pacifier!

::everyone in the room stops talking and stares at Teen Koenma::
-Teen Koenma: ::blinks:: What!?

-YYH Enma Daou to DBZ Enma Daou: It's a fixation. We're working on it in his support group.
-Everyone: ::sweatdrops::

(From fox)
-Gohan(to Videl): I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

-Chi-chi: Gohan, time for your daily training.

-Piccollo: Hey guys, I rented DragonBall Final Bout!!
-Everyone: Yay!!!!!
-Piccollo: I'm going to kick all of your asses!!!!
-Gohan: Piccollo, you suck at this game. I can beat you with my eyes closed.

-Bulma: I really LOVE vegetables.
-Vegeta: REALLY!!

(From Zia83)
-Vegeta: Hey Bulma, which of these curtains goes better with the carpet? The off-white or the cream?
-Bulma: D@mn it Vegeta! How many times have I told you not to bug me when WWF is on.

-Piccolo: I love you man!
-Goku: You're not getting my bud light.

Goku walks in on Bulma and Chi-Chi in bed
-Goku: Now, thats the way I like it!" Jumps into bed with them

-Trunks: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

-Piccolo: *in a bad english accent* Do I make you horney baby? Do I?

-Goku: Well, I'm not very hungry, so I'll just have a small tossed salad with some Italian dressing on the side.

-Chi-Chi: Goku, dear, could you help me with this calculus problem?
-Goku: Chi-Chi! How many times do I have to tell you not to bother me when I'm watching Dawson's Creek!
-Vegeta: You'd better leave him alone Chi-Chi. This is the episode where Joey and Dawson get back together. I'll help you.

-Freeza: Zarbon, get in here! It's and emergency!
*Zarbon runs in*
-Zarbon: What is it now Freeza?
-Freeza: I've run out of lipstick! I need you to run down to Rite-Aid and get me some.

(From Sprite3012)
-Veggie: Now with Chi Chi gone Kakarotto hast to love me.

-Goku:  Now nothin can stand in my way I love you Veggie.

-Nappa:  Oh, I loved that movie. Leanardo Dicaprio is the cutest.

-Chi Chi: Gohan, KILL.

-Ginyu force: Are our panties showing?

-Veggie: Hide me, Hide me it's a spider.

-Zarbon: I only fought for Freeza out of love.

-Trunks: Hey Krilin, looking sexy.

-Goku and Veggie: I want to wear the black mini skirt.

-Bulma: Time to go and fight those Saiyajins.

-Yamcha: Heels make my ankels look fat.

-Bulma: Sure you can borrow my eyeshadow Veggie.
-Veggie: Oh, let it be passion purple.

-Goku: No dessert for me, I'm on a diet.

-Veggie: I love you, Nappa.

-Trunks: Daddy, what do you mean,"bend over and smile"?

-Goku: HELP, HELLLLLP, It's a bug.

-Piccolo: Hi, I'm selling these girl scout cookies door to door.

-Zarbon: Hey, I'm really a girl.

-Veggie: Oh, I wish i was an Oscar Myer weiner.

-Nappa: I love you, Krilin.
-Krilin: Let's hop a plane to Vegas and get hitched.
-Vegeta: Can I wear the wedding dress?

(From jameyray)
-Goku: I have a voice, I have the power...
-Vegeta: You're so right Kakarot.

-Nail:  hate Guru.

-Piccolo: I feel so alone, Bubble's can you be my teddy bear?

(From Aroki)
-Vegeta: Mmmm... HaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!! (smiles joyously)

-Mr. Popo: (looking at Piccolo & Kamisama) Go ahead! fuse... see if I care...

-Yamcha: You guys are sooo weak (beats Cell into a bloody pulp)

-King kool: (to Freeza) That's mah boy! c'mere n' gimme a kiss...

-Trunks: Hey dad, what is sex?

-Roshi: You sleazoid perverts!

-Piccolo: Gohan, how does this wig look?

-Chi-Chi: No! NO! NO! no Goku, abortion is OUT of the question...!!!

-Cell: Uuhh, hi, is this 1-800-FRIENDS ???

-Goku: I need a Laxative

-Goku: BAAAAAAAARRRRRFFFFFF!! Oh, pardon my manners, please.

-Vegeta:(to Bulma) I'm sorry.. I just need some time alone...

(From The Great Palaman)
-Gohan: What the #^%^$%!? Why the ^$%& did you do that for, you little %#^#^&?!
-Vegeta: Gohan, I'm ashamed of you! We Saiya-jin pride ourselves on clean language!

-Goku: Actually, the Kamehameha's pretty weak. I just use it every now and then to make Kamesennin feel like he actually taught me something.

-Vegeta: ::singing "Aitsuha Son Goku"::

-Vegeta: My father was killed, so now I'm Queen of the Saiya-jin!.....er, I mean, king! I'm *king* of the Saiya-jin! ::looks around at people staring at him:: What?

-Goku: ::thinking to himself:: Crap! I need a potty break! Maybe if I just grab my chest and start losing, they'll think I'm sick.......

-Chibi Goku: ::flies by on Kintoun and sees little kids burning bugs with a magnifying glass, and goes down to them:: No, no! You're doing it all wrong! Do it like this! Kamehame.......

(From Horshak488)
-King Kai: You know what.....I REALLY don't know WHY I have that car.

-Kurillin: Well, I've been having some woman trouble lately so I thought I should consult some feminite advice...What should I do Vegeta?

-Kurillin: Why do I always have to bail you guys out?

-Piccolo: ( Waking up with a grin. ) TODAY'S GONNA BE A GREAT DAY!

-Brolli: Hmm...I see your point...But you forgot to carry the one on that first binomial.
-Goku: Ha Ha. How stupid of me.

-Buu: (Before chowing down on a hot dog.) You know, maybe I should re-evaluate my dietary strategy. No doubt that my artireys are clogged with high-cholesterol death-foods such as the one before me....Ah What the hell! ( Munch )

-Chi-Chi: Ooh baby, momma wants it real bad!

-Vegeta: ( talking to Gohan. ) So I find that if you use ONE part gel, TWO parts Patene Pro-V, fine hair ofcourse, then you too can have this full. luscious, erect hair. ( Bulma walks by... )Uh, so then I kicked his ass!

-Vegeta: It's ok Trunks let it out, I'm your father, I'm here to help.

-Goku: Your Mother's right Gohan...

-Mr.Po Po: I'll give $50 to whoever can find contour on my face.

-Chaotzu: Tien, GET LOST! I'm tired of having you as my lacky.

-Chi-Chi:Gohan...No TV For a Week.
-Gohan: But MOM!"
-Goku: Geez, that's rough Gohan, she did the same thing to me last week.

-Muten Roshi:Ugh, a bachelor party...Nothing but rowdy, drunk men hooting while women degradingly take off their clothes, it's embarrasing.

-Chi-Chi: Oh Goku lighten up.

-#18: Damn...Why can't I get Kurillin to pay attention to me?

-Dodoria: Ribbit.

-Freeza:( Waving his finger ) Zarbon! If I told you once I've told you a thousand times. If you're going to wear that gaudy Saiya-jin armor..ACCESORIZE, ACCESORIZE, ACCESORIZE!

-Freeza: Come on! Guess my gender!

-Kurillin: For the last time! NO! I will NOT marry you! ANY OF YOU!

-Kurillin: ( Sort of Crying. ) And then...He Called me Shrimp!
-Chaotzu: I know how you feel.
-Vegeta: We all do.

( #18, Bulma, and Chi-Chi drinking Tea. )
-#18: Well, Kurillin may be short, but he's big where it counts.
-Chi-Chi & Bulma: AMEN!

-Gohan: ( To Anyone ) Piss off!

-Chi-Chi:GOHAN! That's it, it's time for a Spanking!
-Gohan: WAAH!
-Goku: Psst. Gohan, it's more fun than you think!

-Goku: Wow, that Gandhi makes a lot of sense.

-Kurillin: So anyway I've been feeling kinda low lately, Self Esteem's never been my strong point.
-Dr.Breifs: Kurillin, I'm not that kind of doctor.

-Kurillin: I'm So short I have to Hemm My Underwear! HA HA HA!

-Trunks: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I'm attracted to men alright! The overwhelming majority of society forced a pretty boy like me to be your standard lady killer...You want me to be just like Vegeta. WELL I'M NOT VEGETA! Why Can't you accept me for who I am?! ( Cries. )

-Piccolo: Um, I'll have just have a Burger.

-Piccolo: Hey Guys! I learned how to play the Flute!....What?!

-Mr. Po Po: For the last time, the DRAGON BALLS grant wishes, not me.

-Shen-Lon:  mmmm...no.

-Yamcha:( Looking at his facial scars. ) Hmm. Maybe Ace Frehely wasn't the right choice of role model.

-Oolong: Eat me.

-Kurillin: That Ru Paul is one choice peice of a__

-Ginyu: You know, I really AM happy with my body.

-Vegeta: Love those Golden Girls.

-Mr. Po Po: ( To Akira Toriyama ) I demmand afirmative action.

-Chaotzu: Look Tien, if you're that self-concious about it have it lanced.

-Koran: PUAR! Leave me alone!

-Vegeta: Well I COULD go after that Dragon Ball. But then again, those tulips ARE in full bloom.

-Shen-Lon: Are you sure?

-Ox-King: ( Thinking to himself ) Maybe I should push for my own spin-off series.

-Vegeta: Squash it.

-Dr. Gero: Hmm, these androids only look half baked, but what the hell.

-Dr. Gero: Damn! I knew that "Attracted to short bald men." chip would cause nothing but trouble.

-Goku: KAME....HAME!...uh, LINE PLEASE!

-Oolong: Wow! She's gorgeous, what do you think Roshi?
-Muten Roshi: She's not my type.

-Terlus: I understand that the tree of might is terribly inefficient, but hey, it's a fetish.

-Goku: ( To Gohan. ) Son, did you know your mother is a whore?

-Yajirobe: The point is if I thought I had a weight problem I WOULD go to that O.E.A meeting, now get off my back.

-Piccolo: (Singing) Whenever I feel a-fraid.
-Gohan: What'd you say?
-Piccolo: I said be afraid....

-Piccolo: Yep, that's right, the whole turban craze was started by ME.
-Mr. Po Po: Psh. Nice try.
-Piccolo: Damn you Mr. Po Po.

-Dende: My english dub voice IS TOO firm and strong! And I'm NOT mellow-dramatic!

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