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(From chrissy2786)
-Vegeta (on Power Puff Girls):" I wanna be Buttercup!"
-Piccolo: "I wanna be Bubbles!!!"

-Goku:"I'm afraid of heights,dude!!"

-Vegeta:(at funhouse): "Bulma,stay close!  That man in the mirror is scary...who is he?"

-Freeza: "Hey Zarbon,don't you think Vegeta's REAL HOT?"
-Zarbon:"Yeah...what a babe!!"

(singing-stupidly and dancing)
-Vegeta: "MMMbop!!!"
-Goku: "Livin' La Vida Loca!"
-Gohan: "I Love You!! You love me!!!"
-Trunks:   "Teletubbieeesss!!!!"
-Freeza: "C' est la vie'!!!"
-Goten:  "Quit Playin' Games with my Heart!!!"
-Ginyu Force: "Spice Up You Life!!!"
-Bulma: "The Beautiful People......!!!!"
-Chi Chi: (rapping) "Hi, my name is......"
-Cell: "Where'sThe Love?"
-Kao-sama: "A macarena........hi-ya!!"
-Goku: "Damn.....I'm so good."

-Chi Chi: "Gohan, it's time for Teletubbies!! And after that its Power Puff Girls!!!"
-Gohan: "Wait mom!!  I'm not finished studying!!"

-Goku: "Look at my cute teddy bear!!"
-Buu: "Yeah...well my Teletubbbie is WAY CUTER!!"
-Chaotzu: "Wel,l I'm cuter!!"
-Tien: "No, you're NOT!!!"

-Yajerobi: "Wow, I didn't know I had feet!!!"

-Trunks: "Daddy, help me! I'm lost!!"

-Vegeta:(standing on a chair) "AHHHHHH!!! Goku, HELP!!! It's a rat!!!"

-Krillin: "Hey, wow Goku!!  You got shorter than me!  Oopps!  Sorry Goten!"

-Ginyu: (first time he met Freeza) "May I help you, Ma'am?"
-Freeza: "I lost my purse...!!!"

-Goku: "Ahhh...I'm scared of the boggie monster!!!!!  Help!!!!!!"

-Vegeta: "Can I have a good night kiss.....honey?"
-Bulma: "You can have more than that........sweet boy........."

-Vegeta: (what he WOULD say) "You know the difference between you and me, Goku? I make this look GOOD!!!"

-Piccolo: "I need to get my hair cut!!!"

-Krillin: "How's my hair?"

-Zarbon: "Wow, I never knew that gettin' ready for a date with Freeza is harder than fighting Vegeta."

(From Pan-chan of #db of irc.fanfic.com and of #CrystalTokyo and #MoonPalace of Undernet)
-Goten: "I GOT A 100% ON MY CHEMISTRY TEST!!!!!"

-Trunks: "OH MY GOD I GOT A 9% ON MY CHEMISTRY TEST!!!"

-Goku: "Goten, did you say you wanted to learn more about stoichiometry? First, you have to find the balanced equation of this problem...."

-Vegeta: "I don't wanna grow up, I'm a TOYS R US kid! There are lots of toys at TOYS R US that I can play with! Bikes and trains and video games, it's the biggest toy store there is! I don't wanna grow up, cuz baby if I did! I wouldn't be a TOYS R US KID!"

-Piccolo: "I really want a Keroppi tin. I really, really do."

-Goku: "DAMMIT I NEED A @#$%ING CIGARETTE! LOOK WOMAN! GET ME MY MARLBOROS!"

-Everyone: "Yapapa yapapa ii-shan-ten! Hashagu, koi wa, ike no koi. .. Ranma Ranma de, nan da kan da to, suttamonda no seikimasu!!!"

-Trunks: "NURIKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *sob*

-Gohan to Videl: "I'm sorry...you eat too little for my tastes. I have moved on to...Miaka. MIAKA!! "
-Miaka: "GAH! GET AWAY, GET AWAY! TAMAHOME!!!"
-Tamahome: "I'm sorry, Miaka, I'm too busy. Oh Trunks, baby!"

(From NeoChibiSailorvenus)
-Vegeta and Piccolo, playing with Tomagotchi's: "Pika, Pika, Pikachu! Pika pet, the best friend that you can get! Pokemon, Pikachu!"

-Bulma: "Neptune Planet Power, Make Up!"
-#18: "Uranus Planet Power, Make Up!"
::cherry blossoms float by and violin music plays::
-Bulma: "In place of the water planet, Neptune, I'm the maternal senshi, Sailorneptune!"
-#18: "Invited by the new age, I'm the magnificent Sailoruranus!"
-Bulma: "Deep Submerge!"
-#18: "World Shaking!"

(From lizzard_x13)
-Bulma and Chichi:*Dreamily*"Wow, that Darien from Sailor Moon's REALLY hot..."
-Vegeta and Goku:"WHAT?!"

-Bibi Di, Babi Di and Buu:"We're named after a fairy tale...what is wrong with this world..." (Cinderella)

-Goku:*Playing opening to American DBZ on electric Guitar*
-Gohan:"Hey, I love that song!"

-Gohan:*Cheesy English accent* "I am sorry, Mr.Cell, but I despise you. I'm afraid you'll have to be disposed of...If you would please step on the plastic so I don't ruin the floor..."

-Piccolo:*to Vegeta*"So waddya think, should I wear spandex too?"

(From TerraMoon)
-Bulma: (Picks up the phone)    "Hello"
-Sinister Voice: "Do you like scary movies?"
-Bulma: " ...Goku?"

(From sardonyx666)
-Roshi: "Women are not inanimate sex objects.  They are people who deserve love and respect not to be gawked at and drooled over like pieces of meat!"

-Vegeta:  "Bulma, don't worry I'll do the dishes tonight"

-Vegeta: "C'mon Trunks, let's go play catch little buddy"

-Vegeta: "Dear Kakarotto, We'll have to call off our sparring date because I promised to help out at the homeless shelter this weekend. I would like you to bring ChiChi and the boys down and donate some time to those less fortunate we could use the extra help every little bit counts ya know  Sincerely Veggie-Chan ~.^"

-Vegeta: "I am Cornholio!!!! Give me T.P. for my bunghole!!!!"

-Vegeta:  "Isn't my Jigglypuff just so kawaii?"

-Radditz: "I really wish I could have been a better brother. I'm so sorry Kakarotto" * crying *

-Goku: "S@#$!!! I broke a nail!!!!"

-Goku: "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz, now I know my abc's, next time wont you sing with me?" * claps *

-Goku: "I'm sorry son, but you need to be punished,*removes his belt* This is gonna hurt me more * Kaioken!!!!* than it hurts you son KA-ME-HAAAA-MEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-Piccolo: "Would you like fries with that?"

-Piccolo: "I'd like to read a little poetry, this is a piece that I wrote and it's called............"

-Gohan: "I made a "D" on my report card" * sobs *
-ChiChi: "A "D" oh well grades arent that important anyway, run along and train now ok dear."
-Goku: "A "D"!!!!!!! That's it mister you're grounded!!! no training for a month!!!! Now go hit the books!!"

-Gohan: "Mr. Piccolo touched my special area!!!!"

-Gohan: "Come on guys, let's go train our Pokémon in the Room of Spirit and Time."

-ChiChi: "How bout more of that good lovin, Chef?"
-Chef: Damn woman, I just gave you sweet lovin 5 minutes ago! You tryin to kill me!?!?!?"

-Chaotzu: ( to Piccolo ) "What the F@#@ are you lookin at!?!?!"

-Nappa: "I'm also a client" ( hair club for men )

-Nappa: "WEST SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!!!!!!"

-Oolong: "The top 10 reasons that I hate hentai are........."

-Freeza: "Oh how I'd love to carress those balls" * oops too late*

-Tein: "Looks like this 3 eyed cowboy is back in the saddle for one last ride!" * too late again *

-Trunks: "Hey baby, I got purple hair"

-Trunks & Goten: ( in jail )   "Man she sure didn't look like a cop, did she????"

-on the next Springer: "Super Sayian strippers and their Namekian sensei's that won't allow it."

-Krillin: "Pimpin aint easy!!!!!" * ala WWF *

-Puar: "Two words S*ck It!!!!" *also WWF*

(From Shikkadog)
-Goku: (to Vegeta ) Anything you can do I can do better
-Vegeta: ( replying goku ) I can do anything better than you
-Bulma:(buts in ) no you can't Vegeta
-Vegeta: yes i can and i'll prove it now
:: sighs and moans ::

-Goku: "Feel the Pepsi on your tounge"

-Vegeta: "Aww look at the cute little Furby. I just wanna hug it to pieces"

(From Miyu-chan)
-Goku, dressed as Eternal Sailormoon: "StarLight Honeeeymoooon Therepy KISS!!!" (at some enemy)

(From Karu Keagaru)
(The following are from Austin Powers)
-Various women: "Mr. . . . Avil?"
-Dr. Briefs: "Evil . . . Dr. Evil."

-Vegeta (Austin Powers): "All right, shut your hole and move it, Dr. Evil."
-Chichi (Alotta Fagina): *has Bulma in a headlock with a gun pointed at her*  "Hold it!"
-Bulma (Vanessa): "Forget about me, Austin! Save yourself!"
-Piccolo (Dr. Evil): It seems the tables have turned, Mr. Powers.
-Gohan (Scott): *walks in room*   "Hey dad--!"
-Vegeta: *grabs Gohan and points his gun at him* "It seems the tables have turned once again, Dr. Evil."
-Piccolo: "Go ahead. Kill the little bastard. See if I care."
-Gohan: "But dad! We just had a breakthrough at the group today!"
-Piccolo: "I had the whole group cremated you little dork!"
-Gohan: "I hate you! I wish I had never been created in a laboratory!" *runs off*
-Piccolo: "Now, Scott. It hurts daddy when you say that."

-Kuririn: *singing* "I'm every woman. It's all in me!"

-Vegeta: "Aww!! Pikachu, you're so cute! Yes, you are! Yes, you are! So adorable!"
-Trunks: "Tousan! I didn't know you had a Piikachu! Oh, he's so cute!"
-Piccolo: "Oooo!! Let me see! Let me see! *picks up Pikachu* I wanna love him an' hug him an' squeeze him . . ."
-Puar: "And I thought Yamucha was gay!"

(From Mollie aka Vegeta's Ex-wife #1)
-Trunks: (is on TV with a tube of Preparation H) "After using Preparation H, I don’t have any more burning attacks." ::Cheesy grin::

-Vegeta: ::is on TV with a bottle of Bean-O:: "After using Bean-O, there are no more big bang attacks. I’m glad I use Bean-O!" ::Cheesy grin::

-Gokou: "I was thinking…"

-Buu: "Just for the taste of it… Diet Coke!"

-Piccolo: "Anyone know whose brilliant idea it was to name me after a musical instrument?"
-Nail: "And what about me? Building supplies?"
-Dende: "Then what the hell am I? I mean, what hell is a Dende anyway?"
-Guru: "Yeah, do you know what Guru sounds like? I mean, come on! I sound like I sell vitamins or exercise equipment!"

-Recoom: ::thinking:::

-Bulma: "I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world!"

-Vegeta: (in a womanly Jewish New Yorker accent) "You know, spandex is so last year. How about a cotton/polyester blend, Trunks? You would have your features accented without the chaffing of spandex." (Trunks tries on some form-fitting clothes) "Oh my Gawd! Form-fitting clothes are so definitely you!"
(Note) Buu on an exercise infomercial selling Joe Weider's latest piece of exercise equipment?
- Vegeta: "I give up! This fighting thing, it's well, too violent."
-Trunks: "Yeah, I know." ::Look at each other and smile::
-Vegeta: "You thinking what I'm thinking?"
-Trunks: "Piano lessons?"
-Vegeta: "Yeah! And maybe, ahhh!" ::Screaming like a flustered teenager:: "Voice lessons!"

-Trunks: "Oh God! I think I'm going to faint!" ::Faints::

-DBZ women: "Spice Girls ain't got nothin' on us!"

-Announcer: "Next on Montel Williams, Aliens… and the women who have had their babies, but have left them to go and live with their best friend's best friend, who is their ex-boyfriend's roommate's cousin's ex-roommate's best friend, who is their best friend's best friend, or in other words, aliens and the women who love them, but left them for their ex-boyfriends."

-Zarbon: ::Looking in the mirror:: "I wish I had some normal clothes, like everyone else. I mean, why can't I have at least a pair of slacks or jeans instead of leg warmers?"

-Bulma: ::Watching Vegeta scribble something down on a piece of paper:: "What's that you're writing?"
-Vegeta: "Well, the shrink from group therapy said that I should get my negative feelings out in a form of artistic expression. He said it would boost my self-esteem.  So, I'm writing some poetry."

-Chi-Chi: ::Watching Gokou type on a computer:: "What are you typing, Gokou?"
-Gokou: "Oh, nothing, just a critical literary analysis on DH Lawrence's Rocking Horse Winner and it's inclusion of human sexuality and after I'm done with this, I'm going to play a round of golf with Vegeta and Piccolo. Then, I'm going to write an interpretive essay on Freud's Interpretation of Dreams, then tomorrow, I'm going to address the American Congress on their proposal to balance the budget. While I'm there, I'm going to talk with a few college kids and see how they can make this world a better place for us all, followed by a stint at the piano for the musical composition I'm writing."

-Bulma: "I can’t take it anymore. All this working on another time machine is making me so frustrated!"
-Vegeta: "Good, let out your emotions. I did and now I feel like a whole new person. ::Walks into a chair:: S*it!   F*cking chair, I'm going to vaporize you. Big Bang Attack!"

-Bulma: ::Sees Vegeta with a book in his hands, a glass of brandy and sitting next to the fireplace in an upright chair with a pair of glasses around his nose.  Has a kleenex in one hand:: "Vegeta, what are you reading?"
-Vegeta: ::In a very fake English accent:: "Victor Hugo's Hunchback of Notre Dame. It's so sad!" ::sniffs and blows nose::

(From Veg's Homie)
-Piccolo: "Gohan, I'm sick of sparring. Let's order some pizza and watch the Laker game tonite."
-Gohan: "But, Piccolo, I LIKE it when you beat me down."
-Piccolo: "You sick little bitch!! Get away from me!"

-Vegeta: "Will you excuse me, Trunks? Evidently, there's a pickle up my ass."

-Kamesennin(to Saiyans): "You guys should try heavy metal; kiss my ass! HAHA!!"

-Freeza: "Ginyuu, I have something to tell you.."
-Ginyuu: "What is it, Freeza?"
-Freeza: "I really AM a woman."
-Ginyuu: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!I have nothing left to live for!" (puts revolver to head)

-Vegeta: "K-Kakarotto.."
-Goku: "Yeah?"
-Vegeta(eyes fill with tears):"I NEED A HUG!!!"

-US censors: "Of COURSE we know what we're doing!"

(From Pam "Spam" Sawyer)
-Vegeta: "You will die by my hand, Ka... Kaka.... Kaka........... aww, shoot.  LINE!"

(Vegeta and Goku are sparring)
-Goku: "Sheesh, Vegeta, you just don't seem into this fight, today. What's your problem?"
-Vegeta: "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, Kakarotto, you know this whole 'Prince of the Saiya-jin' and 'Strongest in the universe' thing? I... I never really wanted to do any of this.  I always wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!  (a la Monty Python)

-Vegeta: (holding Bulma's hand, palm upward)  "Hmm, see this line here, Bulma?  This is you lifeline, and this one's your heart, and this one's..."

-Gohan: "Wait, you're trying to tell me I was adopted!?"
-Chichi: "Well, not exactly adopted.  *sighs*  I was young, and Krillin was just so handsome...

-Bulma: "You know they say that Vegeta's one bad mother..."
-Chichi: "Shut your mouth!"
-Bulma: "But I'm talking 'bout Vegeta!"
-Chichi: "Then I can dig it."

-Goku: (deadpan voice) "I can't believe I ate the whole thing."

-Piccolo: (singing) "Near, far, whever you are I believe that our love will go oooooooonnnnnn."

-Gohan: (to the Pokemon theme song) "Gotta find 'em all, Dragon Ball!"

-Goku: "All right, class, open up your Quantum Physics books to page 361 for today's lesson."

-Vegeta: (standing on a street corner dressed in drag) "Hey, buddy, you feeling lucky tonight?"

-Vegeta: "Uhh, guys?  I could use some help over here!"

-Trunks: "What the @&%^!"
-Vegeta: "TRUNKS!!!  I will not have that kind of lanquage in this house, young man!  Now march yourself upstsirs this instant so I can wash that filthy mouth of yours out with soap."

-Chichi: "Honest, officer, I thought the speed limit was 75!"

-Gohan: "Gee, Piccolo, it sure is great having you as a surrogate father."
-Piccolo: "Actually, Gohan, about that 'surrogate' part.  Chichi and I have been meaning to tell you for awhile, now..."

-Vegeta: "And welcome back, everyone, to 'Cooking With Vegeta!'"

(From MANGA GIRL)
-Vegeta: "Can't sleep, clown'll eat me........ Can't sleep, clown'll eat me......"(a la The Simpsons)

-Gokou: "No no no.. You've got it all wrong! Newton's third law of gravity is for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction!"

-Piccolo: "What do you mean green's not my color?!"

-Tien:(about Chouzu) "How the hell am I supposed to concetrate on my training with this little doll-thing following me around?!"

-Vegeta: "Oh.. What a cute wittle puppy-wuppy! Do you need a kissy-wissy? Yes you do, oh yeah... smoochie-smoochie."

-Trunks:"Yo quero Taco Bell"

-Gohan: " Videl, give daddy some suger!"

-Brolli: "E=mc2"

-Piccolo(to Vegeta):" Bulmas clothes are on your  floor because....uh..... damn!"

Goku: "Help me! Its Mr. Satan!"

(From Agra)
-Shenglong(as he comes out of the dragonballs): "Live from New York City itsSaturday Night Live!!!!!"

-Chibi Trunks: "I always get what I want...MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!.....mom can I have some more cookies???"

-Yajirobe: "NO ONE CAN BEAT ME !!!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!!......Drat! I ate all the potato chips!!!!"

(From Xwing11173)
-Bulma: "Ooooh, Goku."
::Vegeta walks in::
-Vegeta: "BULMA, KAKAROTTO, HOW COULD YOU!?!  I TOLD YOU TO WAIT UNTIL I GOT HOME!!"
-Goku: "Well she's got such a choice piece of ass."

(From Goten10189)
-Cell Jrs: "Daddy where did we come from?"

-Yajirobe:(in lingerie) "Don't hate me because i'm beautiful........"

-Trunks: "AHHH! GIRLS!!!!!!!! Get em' off, get em' off!!!!!!!!"

-Choutzu, Yamcha, Tein, Vejiita:(singin) "WE'RE ALL STARS NOW IN THE DOPE SHOW!"

-Vejiita: (singing) "There ain't no better feelin' then dancing on da ceiling"

-Roshi: "Sex is bad, pannies are gross ladies are yucky"

-Vejiita: "Bebi is just so fun to hang out with!"

-Broli: "SAT? C'mon I wanted a real challenge!"

-Freezer: "HI! This is uncle fridge, cousin flu,aunt frostbite.........."

-Goten:(singing) I can fly!, I can Fly I CAN FLY!!!!!!!!!

-Nappa: "I'm SSJ how can you tell? Just look at my blonde chest hair."

-Vegetto: "Look at my perty earings....."

-Bebi: (singing) "Monkey,Monkey, man I want to be a Monkey Man!!!"

-Gokou: "Chi-Chi $#@& me now!"
-Vejitta: "Bulma, Ditto..."

-Nappa: (Vejiita & Nappa Landing on earth) "OOOOOOHH! OOOOOOOOH I can't hold it!!!!"

-Trunks & Bra: "Damn It!!!!!!!!!! Which one of you drunk bastards named us after underware?!"

-Gokou, Chichi, Gohan, Vejiita, Videl and Bulma: "Condoms don't exsist in the DBZ world....."

-Gotenks:(singing) "I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me!"

-Uub: "WOOOOOOOOOO!!! MY NAME RYMES WITH BOOB!!!!"

-Vejiita: "Saiya-jins suck!!!!!"

-Bulma and Chi-Chi: "We're lesbos!"

-Videl: "I am so proud pf my dad!"

-Broli: "I am weak..............."

-Goten, Trunks, Krillin: ( singing in dresses) "Three little schoolgirls..............."

(From Zeek Slider)
-Trunks: "Ok, I spent a whole year in the Room of Spirit and Time, but it was really only one day. Does that make me a 17- or 18-years-old?"

(From eebkjkls)
-Piccolo: "I'll have a number 2 super-sized!"

-Goku: "He hits hard,  better just play dead and hope for the best"

-Piccolo: "Go ahead and kill the little punk! I never liked Gohan anyway."

-Goku: "...but what if he gets hurt"
-Chi-Chi:  "Don't worry, Gohan will be alright"

-Vegita:  "Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!"

-Vegita: "Can't we all just get along?

-Broli: "Hooked on phonics worked for me!"

-Goku: "F*ck the Earth! I'm outta here!"

-anyone: "I can't believe Mr. Satan totally kicked my ass like that!"

-Broli: "Don't hurt me!"

-Buu: "Stop this nonsense immediately!

-Goku: "I don't know what I would have done if Mr. Satan hadn't jump in"

-Mr. Satan: "I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON!"

-Yamcha: "Don't you find it strange how Piccolo has such an interest in Gohan?"
-Chi-Chi: "Well, he is his father..."
-Goku: "WHAT?!"

-Vegita: "...you put your right foot in and you shake it all about..."

-Goku: "Fight him? HELL NO!"

-Gohan: "Want me to teach you how to reach Super-Sayajin before you leave?"

-Pan: "I can't"
-Gohan: "Sure you can, you're my daughter"
-Pan: "No I'm not. I'm Kurillin's moron!"
-Gohan: "WHAT?!"

-Taipon: "Link's my hero!"

-Shen-Long:  "Now here's my wish..."

-Vegita: "Rubber ducky, you're the one.  You make bathtime lots more fun.."

-Piccolo: "Take me to your leader"

-Bulma: "Vegita! Come here you sexy thing you!"

-Buu: "I'm pretty in pink!"

-Gotenks: "No fooling around, we must kill him immediately!"

-Vegita: "Make love, not war."

-Cell: "Now that was some weird and wild stuff."[Carson still rules]

-Bulma: "Call the repairman!"

-Chaotzu: "Tickle me and I laugh!"

-Tien: "Third eye? It's a tattoo you moron!"

-Tien: "I have a what on my forehead?!"

-Goku: "Screw you guys, I'm going home"

-Ginyu: "Yes, we're gay, what of it?"

-Raditz: "HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY KIDS!"

-Goku: "Me? I'll just have a salad"

-Videl:{to Gohan} "I'M PREGNANT, YOUR THE FATHER, AND I'M GONNA KILL THE THREE OF US!" [ever see George Carlin?]

-Future Trunks: "Will that be paper or plastic?"

-Chibi Trunks: "Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!"

-Goten: "Who are these people"? [just had to quote Seinfeld]

-Kurillin: "OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED GOKU!"
-everyone else: "So?"

(From ANT SHINF)
-Raditz [to Goku]: "Gee, you and Piccolo look too strong for me, I better leave!"

-Goku to Krillin: "Man baldie, ever since the beginning of DBZ, you never fought worth a damn!"

-Funimation [to the fans]: "We should be releasing new episodes any day now! Oh did we mention we got the voices from Japan to do the American version?"

-Chi-chi: "I sure love it when Goku takes Gohan and they leave me alone for weeks on end!"

-All the SSJ's: "What's up with our hair turning blonde? This is sooo not our color!"

-Dr. Gero: "hm...Maybe I should stop trying to kill Goku and use the Androids for good...."

-Piccolo: "Dude! This is pretty f*cked up right here!" [a la SouthPark]

(From Vegeta's Ex-Wife #1)
-Vegeta: <singing> (a la Monty Python) "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.  I sleep all night and I work all day.   I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wildflowers.  I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars."
- Gokou, Piccolo, Gohan, Goten and Trunks: <singing> "He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wildflowers.  He puts on women's clothing (look at each other) and hang around in bars?!?!"
-Yamcha: "So that's who that is..."

-Vegeta: "I met the coolest girl last night."
-Gokou: "Yeah? Well, I met the most handsome guy last night."
-Vegeta: "Tell me about him."
-Gokou: "He has long, spikey hair and wears spandex.  What about you?"
-Vegeta: (looks at Gokou with huge eyes)
(In Japan, Gokou's voice is done by a woman)

(From The DBZ Chicks)
-Goku: "SATs are cool, man."
-Vegeta: "Yup, they are"

-Chaozu: (sniffle) "Ronald McDonald really is my father."

-Shenron: "Next person who wakes me up is breakfast!"
(Shenron comes out and eats someone)
-Goten:(to Trunks) "Why does everyone always have to pick on Krillin?"

-Vegeta:(in a high voice) "Bulma!"
-Bulma: "Yes, muffin."
-Vegeta: "Did you know spandex has shrunk before you bought me a small?"

-Gohan: "Piccolo, Gumby is on!"
-Piccolo: "Oh, joy!"
-Vegeta: "I hope it's the Pokey's birthday episode!"
-Gokuu: "Save the popcorn for me!"
-Vegeta: "Shut up Kakarotto, its mine!"

-Mr. Popo: "What am I, seriously?"
-DBZ gang: "The world may never know."

-Bulma:(to Barny song) "I love you."
-Trunks: "You love me."
-Bra: "We're a happy family."
-Vegeta: (on his cell phone) "Kakarotto, I beg you, put me out of my misery."

-Freeza: "Now I shall perform the death dance for you Ginyu!"
-Cpt. Ginyu: "Not now Freeza!"

-Picollo: "Shut up, woman!"
-Gohan: "Picollo, who are you talking to?"
-Picollo: "My femine side, Duh!"

Vegeta: "I'm quiting the DBZ gang and joining up with the Power Rangers!  They won't make fun of my spandex!"

-Yamcha:(to Bulma) "I have to call my house every hour because Puar gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice often enough."

-Tien: "I must admit (wail), Mr.Clean is my.....father (contious sobs)."

-Picollo: "I'm scared, I want my parent...type..thing."

-Vegeta: "I want my mommy!"
-Gokuu: "Who is your mommy anyway?"
-Vegeta: "I..I.I don't know."

(singing to "I Feel Pretty")
-Freeza: "I feel pretty!"
-Ginyu force: "Oh so pretty!"
-Freeza: "So pretty and witty and..."
-all: "GAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!"

-Vegeta: "I don't get it?"
-Gokuu: "Oh looky who is the smart one now!!!"

-Gokuu: "I finally get it!"
-Chi-Chi: "Get what?"
-Gokuu: "I don't know."

-Trunks:(to Master Roshi) "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?"
-Master Roshi: "I never made it without bitting. Ask Son Gokuu."
-Trunks:(to Gokuu) "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?"
-Gokuu: "Ohhhhh! Candy!"
(Gokuu rips the tootsie pop out of Trunks hand and swallows it while the wrapper is still on)
-Gokuu: "What was the question again?"

-Krillin : "How come my head is always mistaken for the sixth Dragon Ball?"

(Krilin and #18 on the Jerry Springer show)
-Jerry Springer: "Now, bald men and the cyborgs that love them."

(caption on the bottom of the screen: Men who are afraid of their wives)
-Gokuu: "Don't make me go home."
-Vegeta: "Oh no! It's her!!!!"
-Krillin: "Sometimes she mistakes me for a bug. I have marks where she beats me with the newspaper!"
-the wives: "errrrrrrrr."
(the following was censored for the well-being of our viewers.)

-Yamcha: "Now that Bulma dumped me what do I do about the tatoo of her name on my butt?"

-Announcer: "Now introducing the Saiya-jin formerly know as prince!"
-Vegeta:(singing in a high pitched voice) "ahh haaaa" ( followed by break dancing which was later censored for your mental health)

-Vegeta:(dancing in front of a TV) "whoop there it is, whoop there it is."

(From NuvSheikah)
{In the background plays "It's Raining Men"}
-Zarbon: "Hello, I'm Zarbon"
-Nappa: "..and I'm Nappa."
-Zarbon and Nappa: "And welcome to "Men on Fighting"
-Zarbon: The show that looks at fighting..."
-Nappa: "From a male point of view."
(a la "In Living Color")

-Ginyu Force:(singing) "People....who need people...are the luckiest people..."

-Vegetto: "Oh, these earrings are SO last year..."

-Gohan: "Holy rusted metal, Piccolo!" (a la the '70's version of "Batman")

-Bulma: "Vegeta, have you seen my capsules? I put them in an old prescription container right here..."
-Vegeta: (looking at the bottle, then the ones he was supposed to take) "Uh oh..."

-Bulma: (singing to Vegeta) "Do it to me one more time..."

-Buu: "BEEFCAKE!!!"

-Vegeta: "Oh, no, my condoms!! Where are my condoms!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"

-Trunks:(to Cell) "I will destroy you!!"
-Cell: "Oh, be nice!"

-Piccolo: "Gohan, you're worthless!! HAHAHAHA!!!"
-Gohan: "Quit making fun of meeeeee!!!"
(a la "Waterboy")

-Freeza:(dancing and singing) "How lovely to be a woman...the wait was well worthwhile...how lovely to wear mascara...and smile a woman's smile..."

-DBZ crew:(to Piccolo, who has a 40 in his hand) "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!"

-Goku: (to Chichi) "Woman, get your fat @$$ in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!"

(From chio84)
-Vegeta to Goku: "Oh! My friend! I have to ask you for something! ... well... uhm...Do you have some Viagra?"

-Trunks: "I really wanted to be in Beverly Hills, Melrose Place, Dawson´s Creek... But no ... I´m just in Dragon Ball z!"

-Vegeta: "Turn on the T.V.!   It´s Barney!!!!!!!!!!!"

-Vegeta: *snif* "Poooooor Hilary!...     Bill and Monica s#cks!"

(From Vegeta's wife)
-Piccolo: *singing* "Youlll look so natrual, no one can tell with just for men gel!"

-Gokou: "Wow! Vegeta, your spandex smells spring fresh!"
-Vegeta: "Yeah I just washed it.....5 days ago.."

(Gokou and Vegeta re-appear back into a fight and their halos dissapper)
-Vegeta and Gokou singing: "We're back to fight! ALRIGHT!! (sang in the tune of a BSB song)"
-Vegeta: *pointing at Buu*   "Watch out, Buu, we're back again!!!"
*both break dancing*

-Vegeta flipping through a teen magazine: "OH MY GOSH!!! IT'S LIKE...NICK!!!"

-Vegeta: "Bulma Thats it!!! You've Called me Yamcha for the last time!!!!!! GALIC GUN FIRE!!!!!!!!"

-Piccolo: "Awww, you're so cute"
-Furby: "May-Lah-Kah: Kah very hungry ah,ah,ah"
-Piccolo: "aww little fluffer wuffer furber hungrey? yeeesss....yessss"

-Bra: "God Damn Furby..."*throws it against the wall*
-Vegeta: "Huny you know daddy spent 6 hours standing in a line at Kay-bee to get you that Furby"
-Bra: "Then you're stupider than you look, crapface! This Furby is a piece of Sh*t!!"

-Yajirobi to Cartman: "Fat a$$!!"
-Cartman: "Don't call me fat, butt f*cker!!"

-DBZ gang: "I'M SO HAPPY!! I'M FEELING SWELL LIFE IS SOOOO SUBLIME!!!"
*everyone starts pushing lawnmowers down the street and jumping around their yards*

-Vegeta: *rips off his tail* "I never liked that there anyway....."

(Krillen dressed up as a girl brushing a horse)
-Gohan (to Krillin with an Irish accent): "What time of a day do you enjoy a Snickers??"
-Krillen (still brushing the horse, with an Irish accent): "a...a Long about noon when your appitittes...uh....Pokin at ya pokin at ya..."

-Freeza: (with a violin on the top of a roof singing): "IF I WERE A RICH MAN !!!!"

*Gohan at school trying to answer a question on a test he doesnt know*
-Gohan: "RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
*gets up in flames and flys at the teacher 10,000 miles an hour*

-Master Roshi: "I love chicken"

-Gokou touching all over himself: "I loooooove myself"

(From Minako Z)
-Vegita: "Stupid fat man, I was a good boy all the year. I just want the little Stacey because Barbie and Ken are waiting for one, now Barbie wants to abort the baby."

-Vegita and Piccolo:(singing) "Macho, macho man... I want to be a macho man."

-Tien: "Why are we called the Z warriors?
-Cell: "The Z means "Zuckers" honey...now! Would you like to sleep?  Because I can kick your ass out of the bed HONEY!!!"

(From King E)
-Bulma: "Vegeta, I have something to tell you"
-Vegeta: "Go on..."
-Bulma: "Capsule Corp is bankrupt, we're broke!"
-Vegeta: "Broke?Ugh...BYE!"

Goku: "Oh Bulma..."
-ChiChi: "Bulma?!? Now I know where you went last night!"

-Goten: "Charmander, I choose you!"

-Chibi Trunks: "Gotta catch em all, POKEMON!"

-Yajarobi (in 711): "Put em up!"
-Clerk: "What do you want?My money?"
-Yajarobi: "No, I want all your twinkies, burritos, and 8 Big Gulps!"

-Buu: "Does this make me look fat?"
-Yajarobi: "Oh no, you look way thin!"
-Bulma (in background): This comes from the man who trained with donuts when the Saiyajins came!"

-Bra: "I wonder what they were smoking when they named me? I sound like what mom was wearing 9 months before I was born."

-Bulma: "When I look in your eyes, I feel...I feel..."
-Vegeta: "So feel.....?"
-Bulma: "Oh Yamcha!"
-Vegeta: "WHAT!?!?"

-Piccolo: "Tell me, do you like my antennas up or down?"

-ChiChi: "I really can't stand noisy people who complain"

-Bulma: "I admit it.....I'm really a blonde!"

-Vegeta: "Gettin Jiggy wit it! nah nah nah nah nah nah nah...."

-ChiChi: "I tell you what I want what I really really want"
-Bulma: "So tell me what you want what you really really want"
-ChiChi: "I want......Gohan to get in his room and study for an hour or he gets no dinner!"

-Everyone(on Jerry Springer)
Caption on Screen: "Women who marry aliens and have kids who love each other with siblings named after underwear with a mother having an affair with man who owns a purple flying cat."

(From Bra and Marron)
-Bra:: holding a huge live tiger:: "Daddy, can I keep him?"
-Vegeta: "Only if he doesn't eat me or Trunks."
-Bra: "Opps! There goes that idea!"
-Vegeta: " Huh?!!!"
-Bra: "UUUMMMM,Welllll...... gotta go!!!!!"

-Trunks: "Mommy, can you teach me how to cook?"

-Bra: "Mommy, Trunks is scaring me. He took away my favorite doll and he is brushing her hair and changing her clothes and talking like a girl."

-Vegeta:" Look at all the bunnies! oh they are so cute! Bulma can I have one please???? I promise I'll be a good boy."

-Chibi Trunks:: at the potty:: "Diaper go down the hole!!!" : watches as his diaper goes down the toilet::

-Trunks to Vegeta :" Daddy! Daddy, take me to see Snow White on Ice please?"
-Vegeta:" Cool, How about the Matinee?"
-Trunks:" Yea!!!!! That was always my favorite movie!"

-Krillin complaining to Cell 18:" I want hair!! I want hair NOW!!"
-Cell 18:: handing him a bottle of Rogaine::" here Honey. Try this"
-Krillin:"No Not that!!!! Anything but THAT!!!!"

-Trunks ::to Bra in a teasing way: " I've got a daughter and you don't!"

-Vegeta ::to Bulma holding a pan of burnt cookies::" Want one?"

-Trunks:: wearing a pink dress and looking at himself in a mirror:: "HMMMMM? I wonder..No No No, the color is all wrong. The Pink doesn't match my eyes."

-Bra:: To Vegeta:: "Daddy, do we hafta  kill him? He is SOOOOOO hot!!"
-Vegeta:: nodding his head yes:: "Uh huh!!!!!"
-Bra:" I won't ! I won't! I won't!"

-Tien: " Why won't Rogaine work for me? I workd for Raditz."

-Krillin: "I want Vegeta's nose! It is SSSOOO cute!!!!"

-Marron :: to Krillin:: " Is my real mom Sailor Moon?"

-Bra ::to Vegeta:: " No daddy,let me kill him! he destroyed my favorite pair of shoes."

-Trunks ::to Vegeta:: " Daddy, can I go see swan lake?"

TITANIC SECTION

-Vegeta:: sniffling and crying:: Why did Jack have to Die?"

-Bra:" Jack's dead!!!! YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Trunks: " NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-Trunks:" I'm Rose."
-Bra:" No your not. If your anybody you'd be Jack @$$"

-Vegeta:" I wanted to be Cal, but NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! They said I didn't have the right hair!"

-Trunks::singing "My Heart Will Go On"::

(From Titozjr)
-Piccolo (To Vegeta): "Hey uhh I barely talk to you."
-Vegeta: "Uhh I don't talk to you because i'm scared of green men."
-Piccolo: "You are? Wow, I thought you weren't scared of anything."

[Trunks and Gohan sitting on a hill and hear a rumble]
-Trunks: "What's that rumbling?"
-Gohan: "Ohh that must be the girls. I  said you'd be on the hill."
-Trunks: "NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-Goku (In the shower): "ChiChi we have to get hotter water. It's too cold." (This won't get this unless you've seen the episode with QueenSnake Way)

-Tein::::sings::: "Were all stars in the dope show."

-Yamcha: " Did you know that it's true that there's a chinese man namedYamcha, and he was also a bandit just like me, and kid's, stay inschool.

-Krillin: "Why do I have to be short? Oh yah because I don't eatvegetables or fruit.

-Bulma: "Geez not again. I lost all my capsules. Vegeta have you seen mycapsules."
-Vegeta: "Yah, i'm using them. I'm seeing which one has the remote init."

-Chaos: "I wonder why some people mistake me for a little doll?"

-Yajirobe: "I need a wife."

-Piccolo: "What is this thing you call a toilet."
-Gohan: "Ohh yah I forgot Nameks can't pee. They're hermaphrodites."
-Piccolo: "What is pee.?"

(From BigAnimeFan)
(Caption appears at the bottom of the screen: "DBZ Character Confessions")
-Piccolo: "I-I-I.... I SLEPT WITH SAILORMOON!"
-Mamoru: "WHAAAAAT? YOU BASTARD! USAGI'S MINE!!!" ::Pulls our a rose.::
-Piccolo: "No way! BEAM CANNON!"
*sizzle*
-Sailor Chibi-Moon: "AAAAAH! You fried my daddy!!! EAT SUGAR YOU BASTARD!"
-Piccolo: "NOOOOOOO!"
-Sailor Chibi-Moon: "Pink.... Sugar.... Heart.... ATTACK!"
-Piccolo: ::Is wearing a little pink dress and licking a lollipop.:: "Hey Chibi-Usa! Wanna go pick some daisies?"
-Sailor Chibi-Moon: "Sure!"
::And the two of them skip merrily off stage.::

-Trunks: "I-I-I.... I'M REALLY A GIRL!"
(Thousands of female fans all around the world suddenly take a knife to their hearts and kill themselves.)

-Brolly & Icarus the Spoofed Dragon: "Hooked on Fonics wurked fuhr meeee!"

-Pan: "OH NO! It's a DISASTER! I got DIRT under my FINGERNAILS!" ::screams::

-Bra: "Let's kick some ASS!"

-The DBZ Gang: "MOON PRISM POWER!!!"
-The Sailor Senshi: "Kamehamehaaaaaa! DIE YOU *beep beep* YOUMAS!"

-Vegeta: ::Pulls a sword out of Bulma's chest.:: "Grant me the power... to bring the world REVOLUTION!" (a la Revoluntionary Girl Utena)
-Bulma: "PERVERT!" *SMACK*

-Piccolo: "Gohan, I don't know how to say this... but...." ::sniff::
-Gohan: "?"
-Piccolo: "I LOVE YOU!!!!!"
-Gohan: ::Bursts out crying and embraces Piccolo.:: "ME TOO!"
-Piccolo: "Gohan-chan, daidai!"
-Gohan: "Piccolo-san, daidai!"
-Together: "DAISUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
::Windows all around the world begin to shatter.::

-Gohan: ::Is sparring with Piccolo.::
-Piccolo: "OW! That hurt! Can we take a break?"
-Gohan: "NO BREAKS!" ::Cracks a whip on Piccolo's backside.::
-Piccolo: "WAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

-Vegeta: "Hey homie! Hooked ahn ebonics wuhked foh me bruthah!"

-Oolong: ::Returns a pair of women's panties to the store.::

-Master Roshi: "Hey Bulma... Give me some of that...."
-Bulma: "EEEEEEEEEEK!"
-Vegeta: "Hey ol man! You better ain't be hittin' on mah woman!"
-Master Roshi: "Excuse me?"
-Vegeta: "What choo talkin' bout, foo?"
-Master Roshi: "Huh?"
-Vegeta: "Whas wit 'dat?!"
-Bulma: /\ (; ) *sweatdrops* "I KNEW I shouldn't have let him buy that thing..."

(ChiChi is hanging from the bow of a ship with Goku supporting her.)
-ChiChi: "Oh Goku, I'm FLYING!"
-Goku: "Yeah right, B*TCH!" ::Throws her off of the ship.::
-ChiChi: "AAAAAAAAAH! YOU BASTARD!!!!" *splash*

-Gohan: "Someday, I'm gonna be a great scholar! I MEAN IT!" ::sings:: "Mr. Piccolo, I HATE YOUUUUUUUUU!"

-Krillin: "NO! It's not TRUE! I'm not really bald!!! The guys at the monestary super-glued a swimcap to my head for April Fool's Day!"

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