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(From The 35)
-Bulma: "I don't understand...."
-Dr. Gero: "I don't remember this being so hard...."
-Dr. Briefs: "I think we had the manual upside down......"
-Piccolo: "Plug the dang thing into the wall already! I'm missing the Seinfeld! Sheesh."

-Super 17: "Gero is my Hero"

-Ii-Shenron: "Of course someone had to tell you, over your various adventures, and meeting with the Nameks and every God imaginable, that the Dragon Balls had drawbacks at the end!"

-Narrator: "There are no Saiya-Jins left."

-Broli: "That's it. I quit."

-Freezer: "OK, anyone with a tail, this round's on me!"
-Cooler: "You were so smart to make the Saiya-Jin your best friends, little-big brother!"
-King Cold: "Quiet, boys, I'm trying to watch Sailor Moon here."

-Goku: "There is no possible way for me to get stronger ever again. Better ditch the fighting for a career in astrophysics."

-Vegeta: "After all my time on earth, I finally have come to the ultimate realization: I'm a $#%^#$%!"

-Kamesemmin: "What is this "woman" you speak of?"
-Goku: "Well you see...."
-Kamesemmin: "I'll never get this. Just explain beer."

-Goku: "Chichi was right!"

-Vegeta: "I was wrong."

-Kamesemmin: "Goku, Kuririn, I'd like you to meet my original pupils: Ryu and Ken."

-Mr. Satan: "Are you kidding? There's no way I can do that!"
-Majin Buu: "Just put your mind to it. It's all the power of the mind."

-Chichi: "Forget Gohan's education! We're gonna miss the Super Bowl!"

-Kuririn: "After all this time, all I really needed was the Tony Robbins cassette."

-Tien: "How do these sun glasses look?"

-Goku: (Walking away from Princeton, loosening his tie) "Well, that was easy."

-Kaiou-Sama: "I'm not joking! Stop kidding around!"

-Cell: "Well, it looks like I suck."
-Dr. Gero: "There are no bad androids. Only bad scientists."

-Bulma: "I've decided to seed Capsule Corp. into the capable hands of Majin Buu."
-Yamcha: "I think you're right on that one, Bulma. Say, I just so happened to have a couple of tickets to the theatre tonight, and I was kinda wondering if you'd like to go....."

-Buu: "Fasting is a way a purifying our souls."

-Goku: "Oh, who cares. He dies every season, anyway."

-Dai-Kaiou-Shin: "If we wait long enough, Buu will kill himself. No need to worry at all."

-Shenron: "You know, ever since you %&* kids found out about these balls, my job has been sooooooo much harder. Does anyone ever give a &^*% about my wishes? My needs? My retirement plan? Nooooo!"

-The Entire Cast: "GT did not ruin the series!"

(From JersyDvl)
-Vegeta:  "Can't we all just...get along?

-Vegeta:  "Pull my finger.....(farts)"

-Vegeta:  "EVERYONE RUN!!!...ITS MR SATAN...AHHHHH!!!!!"

-Vegeta:  "HEY, Macarena!"

-Vegeta:  "She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me, she loves me not..."

-Vegeta:  "Look mommy, I can fly."

-Goku: "I wish I hadn't ate the whole thing!"

-Goku:  "Ruuuun aaaawaaaay!!!!"

-(Anouncer):  "Goku, you just beat Freezer, what are you going to do now?"
-Goku:  "I'm going to Disney Land."

-Piccolo:  "No Vegeta, Pull MY finger (smiles)"

-Piccolo: (like Richard Simmons) "And 1 and 2 and 3 and 4, and 1 and 2 and 3 and 4..."

-Piccolo:  "Hoof Arted?"

-Piccolo:  "Here I come to save the day!"

-Piccolo:  "BINGO!"

-Trunks:  "What the (BEEP)(BEEP)(BEEP)...(BEEP)(BEEP)(BEEP)(BEEP)....(BEEP) are you looking at!?!   Oh...go (BEEP) yourself.  (BEEP) YOU!  Shut the (BEEP) up, Goku!"

-Trunks:  "Mom...whats the thing between my legs?"

-Chichi:  "Take me.  Come here Goku (CENSORED)"

-Chichi:   "OOOHHHHH....Bulma....."

(From Katie)
-Goku : "Hey, did somebody say McDonalds?!"

-Bulma : *sigh* Superman is sooo hot."
-Vegeta: "Crying out loud woman! The man's a wuss!!"

-( The Eternal Dragon is called forth, and appears in curlers, a facial mask, and a robe....)

-Krillen : Actually, I enjoy karioke in my spare time."

-Goku : "Sorry Chi Chi, I cant come home tonight, the boys and I are goin' bar hopping!!"

-Trunks: "DAMN IT!!"
-Goten : "Gee Trunks, I guess Pac Man just isnt your thing."

-Chi Chi : "Damn it Goku, get a real job!!"

-Vegeta: "Save the Whales!"

-Bulma : "Its really the simple things in life...."

-Oolong: (sly smile) "Hey Puar...."
-Puar: "Not now Oolong!!"

-Puare: "Yamcha, I think the time has come for me to share my true feelings with you......"

-Vegeta: "I have decided to become a mentor."

-( The Eternal Dragon has been summoned ) "Hello, this is the Eternal Dragon, I am not in right now, but feel free to leave me a message at the sound of the beep....."

-Gohan: "Time out Cell, I need a bathroom break!!"

-Vegeta: "There! I've said it!! I didnt stop wetting the bed till 16!! You happy now?!!"

-Trunks: "Yeah, Goten and I beat up the Power Puff girls today. We couldnt take it anymore!  They were just too Freakin Stupid!!"

-Piccolo: "Holy CRAP!! We're on TV!!"
-Trunks: "Oh.. OH... Did they get my good side?!!"
-Vegeta: "I feel so violated!"

-Gohan: "I'm beginning to wonder if its really my tail youre staring at."

-Yajarobe: "All right! The secrets out!! I am a cross dresser!!!"

-Goku: "Why the HELL cant anybody figure out the true identity of the Sailor Scouts?! It doesnt take a rocket scientist!"

-Chi Chi: "It's just a phase, it's just a phase, its just a phase.."

-Pan: "Wait- Oh my GOSH!!  *N Sync is on tonight!!"

-Bulma: "I'm sorry honey, your father insisted we name you Bra..."

-Trunks: "I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!... Wait... No... Wrong film!!"

(From TroyCas)
-Mr. Satan: "I admit that I didn't defeat Cell, Gohan did"

-Trunks: "I've just made a new brand of Capsule Corporation trunks!"

-Goku: "Ka-me-ha-me-huh?"

-Piccolo: "Makansoslowpoke"

-Vegeta: "Don't expect me to ever attack again, I just did the "Final" Flash"

-Buu: "I'm full"

-Gohan: "Mastinko! oops"

-Bulma: "I want Yamcha back"

-Goku and Vegeta: "We need gel"

-Kamesenin (Master Roshi): "I don't feel horny anymore"

-Raditz: "Let's go to a ballgame bro"

-Vegeta, Nappa, Raditz: "Goku"

-Bulma, Krillin, and all of Goku's friends: "Kakarrot"

-The Japanese DBZ staff: "Rock the dragon"

-True Japanese DBZ fans: "I like the american version better"

-Piccolo: "I'm in love"

-American DBZ staff:   "Cha-la"

-Goku: "Nappa's stronger than me"

-Tenshinhan: "I can't see over your head"

-The Ginyu Force- "Let's change our pose"

(from Pan and Shenlong)
-Vegeta: "Pikachu, I choose you!"

-Vegeta: "To protect the world from devestation......"
-Trunks: "To unite all people with in our nation......"
-Vegeta: "To denounce the evils of truth and love...."
-Trunks: "To extend our reaches to the stars above..."
-Vegeta: "Vegeta!"
-Trunks: "Trunks!"
-Both: "Team Saiyan blasts off at he speed of light!"
-Trunks: "Surrender now or pepare to fight!"
-Puar: "Meow, that's right!"

-Vegeta: "I need to become a better Pokemon trainer than Kakarrotto!"

-Vegeta: (crunch..crunch) *gasp* (choking) "Bulma........help......damn piece of...chicken...."

-Goku: "Dammit Chi Chi! Get out of my house!"

-King Kai: (telepathically) "Goku, Goku....I sense an evil presence approaching Earth..."
-Goku: "Why don't you tell someone who does care!!"

-Bra: "Mom says that after the divorce, you can visit us every other weekend."
-Vegeta: "What?!"
(Trunks nods solemnly)

(from bowser)
-Freeza:(looking at his balls) "Having these balls makes me joyful.I want to caress them"

(from James Greeson)
-Vegeta:  "Damnit! No run tights my @$$!"

-Goku (to Piccolo): "Um? Piccolo you do know that the shoulder pad thing went out several years ago?"

-Piccolo: "Later guys.  I'm off to star as the new member of the teletubbies."

-Master Roshi:  "I only get playboy because I like to read the articles."

-Vegeta:  "The resson I'm always in a bad mood is because my tights have given me a permanent wedgie."

-Vegeta:  *picks up a bottle of Rogaine* "Finally I can stop this receding hair line."

-Tien (to everyone):  "You know this third eyes not real it's just a tattoo I got on a bet.  I have another tattoo on my butt that I can make dance.  Wanna see?"

-Napa: *looks in his pants* "Yes!   I've finally become a super sayin"

(from dira kamaludin)
-Gotenks : “Sigh… you’re right. Piccoro-san is much more good looking than me.”

-#18 (squealing): “Oh, my god!! I think I burned the turkey again,”

-Question : “Name your three sons,”
-Goku : “Wait… I know this one…Uh.. Piccorro?..Nah... um...Vegeta?..No? Errr…..,”

-Goku : “Cell’s back, you say? Oh, I’m really sorry, Gohan, but I’m going to be busy this weekend with Mensa, and NASA just asked me to straighten up their budget.”

-Buu : “What?! A diet? Me? Don’t be ridiculous. People say I’m as thin as a rail,”

-Mr. Satan (to the people of the world) : “Look, I’m really sorry about tricking the people of the world. Goku here is the one that saved the world and killed Buu. And Gohan here was the one who killed Cell. And #18 let me win,”

-Freeza : “I wanted to get married, have kids, a happy family,.. but Noooo…… My dad just have to force me into this ‘conquering the universe’ and ‘destroy the Saiyajins’ thing!”

-Vegeta : “Sheesh, Bulma.. You got this equation all wrong! It’s ‘ax˛+bx+c ’! And then you plus this...”

(From The DBZ Chicks aka: Vegetta, Krileet, Gokette)
-Goku: "Come before us Shen-Long"
-Shen-Long: Sorry I'm out right now, but if you leave your name and wish I'll get back to you."

-Gohan (singing) "What Came First the Namek or the egg?"

-Krillin, Trunks, Goten: "We want to be just like Mr.Satan when we grow up!"

-#18:(looking at new born Maron) "What's wrong with my baby!"
-Doctor: "There is nothing wrong."
-Nurse: "It will be O.K."
-Krillin: "Aww, look at the cute litttt........"
-#18 :"Uhhhhh" (faints)
-Krillin: "I think she has a cute wittle nose." ( shrugs)

-Vegeta: "Look up, look down, now look at Mr.Frying pan" (smacks Goku).

-Vegeta:(looking at camrera) "And today we will teach loosers to fly! Are you syked, are you ready, and....."
-Krillin: "Oh no, not again!"
( Vegeta picks up Krillin and throws him out the nearest window)
-Vegeta: "Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
-Krillin: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
(Loud thud)
-Vegeta: "Awwh man."

-Vegeta: (on Namek) "You see the little Nameks, they spend years making this place green again.They ha..ha..they hate it when you do this! Big Bang Attack!" ( evil chortleing).

-Mirai Trunks:( comes out of bathroom singing) "Mommy wow, I'm a big kid now."

-Vegeta:(siging) "I wanna be the very best that no one ever was, To beat him (Goku) is my real test to train that is my cause."

-DBZ guys(excluding one): "Tum,tum,tum,Tummmmmms!"
-Vegeta: "Ehemm,MYLANTAAAA!"

-Yamcha: (singing) "Where have all the cowboys gone? Du,duuu,du,duuu."

-Picollo: "Hi, I'm Picollo for red cross. You to can help by donating your organs for chaity. With each contribution you get a free can of Miracle Gro.( picks up Gohan) You see you too can help the children."   (removes a lung and hands it to Gohan)
-Gohan: "Daisuke Picollo san !"
-Picollo: "I'm not just the president, I'm a donor, and you can be one too. "
(Picks up Gohan, the both give a cheezy smile to camera, the lung continues to drip fluid)

(Gohan walks outside to see picollo in the garden)
-Gohan: "Whatchu up to Picollo?"
-Picollo:(mouth full of something) "Nmufin."
(Gohan gets closer and notices blue liquid dripping from Picollo's mouth)
-Gohan: "You've been eating Miracle Gro again haven't you!"
-Picollo:(smiles) "Ffnooo.Fwwat far uuu akin afout?"
-Gohan: "You wait here I'll go call MGA" (Miracle Gro Annynomous)

-Picollo: "Vegetarians scare me!"
-Gokuu: "What did vegetables ever do to them?"
-Vegeta:(sniffling) "Some of my best friends were Vegetables."
-Gohan: "I'm only cooked rice. Why does every one have to pick on Uncle Ben."(Group begins sobbing)

-Gohan:(singing) "Ricearoni the San Francisco treat, ding,ding!"

-Gohan: "hey, Picollo can you give me a hand over here?"
(Picollo rips off his arm and throws it in Gohans direction. Gohan catches it)
-Gohan: "Uhh, thanks Picollo...."
-Picollo: "Welome."

-Picollo: "Should I use the mens room or the ladies room?"
-Gohan: "Picollo, you don't pee!"
-Picollo: "Oh, yeah."

-Trunks: "Dad, where do babies come from?"
-Vegeta: "Your mother. Go away."

-Yamcha:(singing to the tune of "So happy together") I can't think of stalking nobody but you (points to Bulma) for all your life, when your near  me baby the skys will be blue for all my life, I call you up at 2 AM I wake
you and hang up the phone and do it again, thats what you get for going out with other men (points to Vegeta), So happy together!"

-Picollo:(singing to the tune of Zombie) "Another day is over, nothings on the TV, just flippin through the channels the VCR is broken, Then you see on your screen right on channel 15, man of clay, man of clay, it is GUMBYYY!
And he's green, head pointing, head pointing, he's not mean, man of clay, man of clay, it is GUMBYY!"

-Gohan:( singing to the tune of After All) "Oh, can't you see what those charms do to meee,LUCKY CHAAARRRRMMMMMSSSSS!!!!!!!"

(From LaZyV)
-Krillin:  "Hey you guys I have a really funny joke...what did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?"
-ALL DBZ:  "Huh?"
-Krillin:  "I'll never part with this!  GET IT?  A-HAHAHA!"

-Freeza:  *tucks a lock of hair behind his ear* "So Vegeta...what was that you wanted to ask me?" *flutters his eyelashes innocently*

*Vegeta comes in late at night to find Cooler in bed with Bulma*
-Bulma:  "Oh god give me more baby!"
-Cooler:  "Vegeta!   Come here, Tiger!"
-Vegeta:  "Whoa.  Hell yes."

-Yamcha:  "Bulma...this just isn't working out like I hoped it would...my new girlfriend is...Puar."
-Bulma: *turns and looks @ Puar, angry* "Hey!  You told ME you were a guy..."

-Krillin:  "Juunana-gou...will you marry me?"
-Juunana-gou:  "I'm sorry to break this to you Kuririn...but I don't go for other men..."
-Krillin:  "And all that time I thought you were a girl!?"

-Zarbon:  *waves to Bulma, his heart pounding*  "Yoo-hoo!  Guess what?  Blue is my favorite color!"

(From JabDragon)
(To the NA Pokemon Theme)
-Vegeta: "I wanna be the strongest Saiyan there ever was!"
-ChiChi: "To teach Gohan is my real test!"
-Piccolo: "To train him is my cause!"
-Bulma, Krillin, Gohan: "We will travel to Namekkusei, searching far and wide.  For Dragon Balls to ressurrect all of our friends that dieeed!"
-Bulma: "Dragon Balls! Gotta find them all!"
-Vegeta and Goku: "It's you and me! We know it's our des-ti-ny!"
-Bulma: "Dragon Balls!"
-Gohan to Haiya Dragon: "Oh, you're my best friend...! (Taurus appears) ...in a world we must defend!" (Gohan becomes Great Saiyaman and chases after Taurus)
-Bulma: "Dragon Balls! Gotta find them all!"
-Freeza: "I'm gay, it's true!"
-Trunks: "With my sword I'll run you through!"
-Shenron: "You call me, a wish I'll grant you!"
-Everyone: "DRA-GON BAAALLS!"
-Bulma: "Gotta find 'em all, gotta find 'em all!"
-Everyone: "Dragon Balls!"

(From EarthVsMe)
-Goku: "Gohan, thundershock attack now!"
-Gohan: "Piiikaaaa-CHU!"

-Piccolo: "Bulbasaur!"

-Bulma: "I invented those damn Pokeballs, and what do I get... nothing."

(From Jonathon Bensen)
-Vegeta(Ned Flanders style) "Hidelly ho, neighbor."
-Piccolo: "Stop that, Vegeta."
-Vegeta: "Okelly dokelly neighbor."
-Piccolo: "What the hell did you say?"
-Vegeta: "Gosh dar-diddly-arn!"
-Piccolo: "This isn't right."
(Bulma enters)
-Bulma:  "Piccolo, did you see my new invention?  It transmits T.V. waves into peoples' brains.   Watch."
(hits button on the wall)
-Piccolo: "Hello... Newman."
-Bulma: "This is a riot!"

-Goku: (enters his room) "Hey!   Vegeta, what are you doing in bed with Bulma and Chi-Chi?"
-Vegeta: "Uh... I'm... I'm training.  Yeah, training."
-Chi-Chi: "Yeah.  He's training."
-Bulma: "You need to leave now."
-Goku: "O.K. Maybe I'll try that some time.  Bye."  (Leaves)
-Vegeta: "Baka."
-#18: (under covers) Thank god he left."

(From HellFighter 2)
-Vegeta: "Oh my Kami, they killed Krillin!!"
-Goku: "YOU BASTARD!!"
-Piccolo: "Hey man,I'll kick you in the nuts!!" (South Park)

-Kami: "Come in rangers. Buu has summoned Shenlong and has wished to conquer the world.You must stop him!!"
-Goku: "We're on it Kami. It's morphin time!!"
-Vegeta: "Saiyajin!!"
-Piccolo: "Nameck!!"
-Cell: "Android!!"
-Freeza: "Changeling!!"
-Goku: "Super Saiyajin!!"
-Gohan: "Oozaru!!"
-All: "We are...The Dragon Rangers!!"
-Buu: "Arrr...those wretched rangers give me such a headache!" (Power Rangers)

-Goku:*pulls out Nyoibo staff* " Ki!...Ki!...Ki!...Ki.....Dragons!...HOOO!! "(ThunderCats)

-Goku: *hanging onto a ledge*
-Bardock: "Kakkorot....I am your father! Join me and we can rule the galaxy as father and son!"
-Goku: "NO! YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER!! NOOOO!!"
-King Kai: "Do not give in to the Dark Side! Use the Ki, Goku!" (The Empire Strikes Back)

-Goku: "Activate interlock!! Insert keys!! All systems are GO!!"
-Goku,Vegeta, Piccolo, Chi-Chi and Trunks: "Lets form Shenlong!!" *funky music starts to play*
-Goku: "Form FEET and LEGS!! Form ARMS and BODY!! And I'll form...THE HEAD!!"
-All: "Shenlong Force!!" (Voltron)

-Bulma: "Moon crystal power, make-up!!"
-Chi-Chi: "Mercury star power, make-up!!"
-No.18: "Mars star power, make-up!!"
-Bra: "Jupiter star power, make-up!!"
-Marron: "Venus star power,make-up!!"
-Bulma: "Dragon Moon!!"
-Everyone else: "And the Dragon Scouts!!" (Sailor Moon)

-Goku: "Hadoken!!" (Street Fighter)

(Note:This is based on Batman,Robin and BatGirl except instead of them it's Saiyan-Man Dragon and Saiyan-Girl)
-Dragon(Goten): "Holy KameKameHa, Saiyan-Man!! It's Mr. Freeza!!"
-Saiyan-Man(Gohan): "Quick Dragon, we'll use our Saiyan-a-rangs!! Come on!  Saiyan-Girl,we may need your help."
-Saiyan-Girl(Videl): "You got it!" *hops on her Saiyan-Cycle*

-Vegeta: "Go, Big-Bang-a-saur!!"
-Goten: "Janken-Punch-a-chu!! I choose you!!"
-Pan: "No, Goten!!"
-Goten: "What?"
-Gohan: "Goten, Martial Arts Pokemon are weak against Ki Pokemon!!" (Pokemon)

(From DevlSlayr7)
Raditz- "Stop it Kakarot, you big bully!"

Chichi- "King Kai, I need your training."

Bulma- "Freeza's kinda cute."
Vegeta- "WHAT WOMAN!!!!!"
Trunks- "Dad, I'm gay."
Vegeta- "WHAT!!!!!!! BIG.....BIG........B.....B.....Bang......my blood pressure......toooo high.......having heart attack."

-Ginyu Force: "It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. ......Y.M.C.A......."

(From SuperSaiyanPam)
-Vegeta: *singing* "I'm a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout..."

-Goku: "No thanks, I'm not hungry"

-Chi-Chi: "Go on, Gohan, go ahead and fight. Your studies can wait."

-Vegeta: *singing again* "Bad, bad, bad, bad boy, you make me feel so good!"
-Goku: "You know you make me feel so good, you know you make me feel so good."
-Piccolo: "That's what we do!"

-Trunks: "I'm tired of all these girls...it's time to be gay!"
-Goten: "Right on, Trunks!"

-Vegetto: "My earrings! Oh my god, where are my earrings?"

*Vegeta and Goku are sparring* (TV crews are filming)
-Goku: "Ok, ok! Wait, hang on. What's...what's my motivation again?"
-TV Crew Guy: "He ate your sandwich."
-Goku: "Oh...GRRR!!! Kamehameha!" *Blows Vegeta Up*

-Trunks: "Wait a mintue, why's my hair purple?"

-Goten: *Thinking* (I look like my dad...) "Hey, Mom? Can I get plastic surgery?"

-Jeice: "Should I get a perm?"

(From Dave "Kamehameha" Amidon)
-Krillin: "Anybody see my comb?"

-Krillin: "Boy, I hate having soooooo many fans..."

-Krillin: "Hey, you can use my head as the 6-star Dragonball!!"

-Krillin: "Shut the *#^% up Goku, you know I could kick your ass!!!!"

-Krillin: (In bed with Chi-Chi and Bulma) *Gulp* "Vegeta! Goku! Why are you home so early!!! No, not the garbage can! (Muffled) Awww, not again! I can't help it if I'm a chick magnet!"

-Krillin: (Singing) "Hair! Hair! Long beautiful hair..."

-Goku: "It's morphin' time!!!" (A la "The Power Rangers")

-Goku: "DRAGONIZE!!!!" (A la "Transformers")

-Vegeta: "STUNT DOUBLE!!!!"

-Trunks: "I think I'll shave my head and join the Olympic swim team."

-Bulma: "I love the way my hair looks; I'll never change it!"

-Almost any female watcher: "Geez, Trunks is soooo gay!"

-Freeza: "Zarbon, why do Americans think I'm gay?"
-Zarbon (with Australian accent): "You aren't?!?!?! HOLY SH*T!!!! Does this mean the Ginyu aren't fruity either?!?"

(From Richard)
-Chaotzu to Tien: "Shut up and take it like a man wussy".

-Vegeta: "I may have lost my tail but I can still get some tail"

-Vegeta making up a birthday list: "I want the Barbie dream house, and a pretty pink dress"

-Yajirobe: "I'm going on a diet!"

-Mr. Satan:"Prepare to die, Cell! AHHH!"

-Vegeta doing a public service announcment: "Always practice safe sex".

-Vegeta washing the floor on his hands and knees: "Mr.Clean you're my hero"
::Kurillin walks in an undershirt and an earring::
-Kurillin: "It is time I reveal my true identity, I AM MR. CLEAN!"

(From Vegete)
-Bulma, Vegeta, Trunks, and Bra: ::singing:: "We are family.  I got all my sisters with me. We are family. Get up everybody...SING!"

-Freeza: "I am actually a woman."

-Krillin:  ::Vietnamese accent:: "Me so whorny." (a la South Park)

-Goku: "Screw you guys...I'm going home." (a la South Park again)

(*the sceen is Trunks at the end of a really big luxury cruise liner...he's looking out over the ocean)
-Anyone who hates Leo DiCraprio: "AAAAH! IT'S LEO!!! PUSH HIM OVER! PUSH HIM OVER!"
-Trunks:"OH CRAP! NOT AGAIN!"

-Bulma: "OW! It hurts! Take it out! Take it out!"
-Vegeta: "Well, I will if you would stop moving around!"  (*Let's not get too hentai people! Bulma just has a splinter stuck in her hand and she just can't take the damn thing out)

(From Chiwawa002)
(ChiChi walks in, Goku's and Piccolo's clothes are strewn everywhere)
-Goku: (From bedroom) "What the Hell?!  No D**k, No P***y, What am I supposed to do?!"

-Vegita, Piccolo, Brolly: ::Singing:: "Why can't we be friends, Why can't we be friends, Why can't we be friends?" (A la Smashmouth)

-Vegita:  "I'm sorry."

-Gohan:  "Mr. Piccolo, where do babies come from?"

-Girl #1:  "It's Trunks!!"
-Girl #2: "Get him!"
-Trunks:   "AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!  Girls!!  Gettem away!!!!!!!!!"   ::Flees into the arms of Goten::
-Goten:  "There, there, I'll protect you."
::Goten carries Trunks off into the sunset.:::

-Chaotzu:  "HOLY SH*T!!!!!!!!!"
-Tien:  WHAT HAPPENED?!
-Chaotzu:  "I'm a guy!!"
-Tien:  "Then that means that I'm...AHHHH!!!!"

-Vegita:  "Hey Bulma, I'm home!"
-Bulma:  "Get in the bed, Sexfiend!"
-Vegita  "But I've been training all day and I'm ti-Ahh!"
-Bulma:  "RIDE HIM!!!   YEEHAW!"
-Vegita:  "Oh Kami..."

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