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(From Liz aka ToasterGirl aka The Rabid Vegeta Fan)
Piccolo:(singing)"They call me Cuban Pete, I'm the king of the rumba beat..."(this won't make any sense unless you've seen "The Mask")

-Goku: "Vegeta, do you think I should get a perm?"
-Vegeta: "Don't you dare! Your hair is perfect the way it is."
-Trunks: "Yeah, who's your stylist?"

-Bardock: (to Goku and Goten) "Copycats!"

-Vegeta:(to Goku and Krillin) "You want to have a menage- a-what?"

-Vegeta: "Dammit, Trunks, if I ever catch you using my hairspray again..."

-Gogeta: "I think I'm having an identity crisis."

-Goku: "Aw, come on, Bulma. Just one more time!"
-Trunks: "Yeah, do it again!"
-Bulma: (sighs)"Oh, all right." (crushes a beer can on her forehead)
-All: "Yay!!"

-Goku: "Vegeta, why are you always in such a nasty mood?"
-Vegeta: "Well, you would be too if you had this much spandex riding up your butt!"

-Radditz: "You know things are pretty bad when Scary Spice insults your hair."

-Goku: "Man, Vegeta, I wish I looked that nice in spandex!"

(From Misspi)
-Piccolo:  "It's my party, and I'll cry if i want to, cry if I want to, cry if I want to..."

-ChiChi: "Give it to me, baby!"
-Goku: "Uh-huh, uh-huh!"
-ChiChi: "Give it to me, baby!"
-Goku:  "Uh-huh, uh-huh!"
-ChiChi: "Give it to me, baby!"
-Goku:  "Uh-huh, uh-huh!"
-Piccolo:  "And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly (for a green guy)"

-Vegeta:  "AWWW!  I just WOVE wittle wainbows!  They make me feew aw sqwuishy inside..."

-Piccolo:  "Do you know how tough it is being a Namek?  I mean, one, I can't get a girlfriend for sh*t, and then when I do, she dumps me cuz I'm green.  GREEN! Of all the stupid reasons..."
-Vegeta:  "Double your pleasure, double your fun!  It's the statement of the great-mint, yeah, DOUBLEMINT GUM!!"

-Bulma:  *calling and waving her hands at Piccolo*  "Yoo-hoo!  Over he-ere!  Y'know, green's my FAVORITE color!"
-Piccolo:  "Hot damn!  Finally a chic likes ME for once!"

-Vegeta:  "I used to have a little additude problem.  But since I've been taking PROZAC I feel just feel as dandy as a daisy!"

-Burori:  "Gee, you know, I LIKE vaccuuming!"

-Vegeta:  *gasps*  "OH-NOO!   I'M OUT OF LIP-GLOSS!  WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!"

-Piccolo:  "Red Bull gives you wings!!"

(From SSJVegita)
-OOlong: "What are panties???"
-Roshi: "Dunno. Let's look it up."

-Goku: "It's 10:45! I learned how to tell time!!!"

-Vegita: "I won the lotto!!!"

-Piccolo: "Do you think they need a new Telletubbie???"
-Vegita: "For sure!!! Can I come with you???

-Goku: "Chi-Chi, ya know, I always liked Ox better."

-Bulma: "Vegita? How come we never make out anymore???"
-Vegita: "Because I wore it done to much."

-Vegita: "Not so hard Bulma, OOOHHH thats huts. There's gonna be a red mark there tomarrow!!!"

-Vegita singing to Bulma: "Juuuust the two of us. We canmake it if we tryyyyyy."

-Gohan: "Look everybody, it's Bear in the big blue house."
-Everyone: "Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-Vegita: "How come I was never in the first three movies???"

-Trunks: "Goten, I was gay all along."
-Goten:  "Well then I have something to tell you."

-Trunks: "I was soposed to be Luke in Star Wars but nooooooooooooooo."

-Vegita: "Trunks, I am your father."
-Trunks: "DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! As if no one knew that."

(From Kalean)
-Broli : "Gee, this hole Piccolo drilled in my head really seems to be affecting my performance...."

-Recoom: "I was thinking......"

-Dende: "I've got an Idea!"

-Goten: "Trunks you stink! I hate you!"

-Kalean: "I have a personality."

-Super Saiya-jin Perfect Kalean: "I'm suffering from a lack of power."

-Vegetokunken: "I don't think I can win...."

-Janenba: "I'm really sorry I beat the crap outta you, here's some candy."

-Buu: "I hate chocolate!"

-Vegeta: "Kakarotto, stop ordering Chi-Chi around!"

-Pan: "I'm a Super Saiya-jin!"

-Anyone at Gohan's school: "Who's the Great Saiyaman?"

-Piccolo: "I hate that d@mn kid. I wish he'd just die!"

-Roshi's Turtle: "Duh, I can take you all on.."

-Chi Chi: "Goku, get me a beer."

-Kaio: "I don't find that at all funny"

-Kaio-shin: "Damn I hate these earrings..."

-Vegeta: "That Fusion dance was fun, lets do it again."

-(side note: Piccolo + Buu = Pic-a-Buu?)

-Piccolo: "I made a funny!! HA HA HA!"

-Radditz: "I've gone Super Saiya-jin!"(his hair weighs his head onto the ground and he runs around his head in circles)

-Radditz: "I've gone Super Saiya-jin 2!" (his 8 tons of hair stand up and his head snaps off)

-Bardock: "Ah, I give up...."

-Broli: "Man, I can't seem to get the hang of this energy ball attack."

-Gohan: "Death Ball!"
-Goku: "Final Flash!"
-Goten: "Finishing Buster!"

-Freeza: "Swords are good."

-Cooler: "OH CRAP! A MAGNET!"

-Paragus: "I don't care what Broli does."

-Guldo: "I'm feeling optimistic...."

-Frieza: "I am the greatest fighter in the universe!"
-Goku: "Well technically, the universe may be infinite, in which case, there is the possibility of there being a greater fighter than you at the odds of 20,983 to 1 against, which really isn't that bad considering the vast scope of
the universe...."

-Zarbon: "I'm not gay"

-Dodoria: "I'm not fat I'm big boned!"
-Mr. Buu: "And I'm festively plump!!!"

-Gohan: "Yeah I want some cheezy poofs..."

-Goku: "You are entering a dimension of sight and sound....." (twighlight zone)

-The whole DBZ gang: "We are dubbed well in the USA!!!"

(From viper__2017)
-Vegeta: "Hey Bulma *UNGH* could *ARGH* open this $%"$ bottle for me??"

-Vegeta: "C'mon Kakarot let's gonna train the Fusion again, it's really cool when we do it!!"

-Any Saiyan: "I should wear a cap when I go Super Saiyan...what's the hell is that damned blonde hair??? I don't wanna seem Marylin Monroe when I'm fighting!!!"

-Vegeta: "Hey guys I think we should really join Greenpeace!"
-Piccolo: "What???"

-Shenlong: "What I really want to do in life is direct..."

-Shenlong: (singing) "Suck on my chocolate salty balls..."

-Shenlong: "Every year the same thing, why don't you go fishing instead asking me to bring back to life someone every damned year???"

-Piccolo: "Hey guys I won the award as 'Bigger Vegetable of the year'!!!"
-Saibaimen: "You suck!!!"

-All Saiyans (in super saiyan): "Backstreet Boys are nothing to us!!!"

-Trunks (rotating the sword covered of blood): "From disco to discooo..."

(From Falcon Zero)
[Meteor about to destroy Earth. Chi-Chi stops it by throwing many frying pans at it]
- Gokou (To Chi-Chi): "Hey Chi-Chi. When's dinner?"
- Chi-Chi: "WHAT???!!! Don't you know what just HAPPENED?"
- Gokou: "Uh.... No."
- Chi-Chi: "Fine. No food for you."
[Gokou grabs his stomach and goes Super Saiyan}
- Gokou: "NOOOO!!"
[Vegeta wakes up in Capsule Corp.]
- Vegeta: "That ki! Has Cell come back?!"

- Raditz: "I wonder what I'd look like Super Saiyan."

- Piccolo: "HEY GUYS! You know how Nameks can make Dragon Balls? Well, look! I made my own 8 star Dragon Ball!"

- Shenlong: "I am the Eternal Dragon. Tell me your wish after I take a potty break."

- Vegetto: "Oh no. The Fusions wearing off." (Note: Potaru fusion only wears off when inside Buu's body)

- Gokou: "FUS-ION H....Hey! Is that an all you can eat bar?"

- Piccolo: "Masenka-Mr. Popo.... Err... @#$%!!!!!"

- Bardock: "FREEZA!!! COME OUT! Were going to end this NOW!!!!..... The Barbie War will NOT end untill my Stacy gets the convertable....."

- Piccolo: "Meet my brother Stickle-O."

- Vegeta: "Gokou! Breakfast is ready!"

- Gohan: "In episodes 1 through 16 I peed a total of 4 times? I hold the DBZ world record."

- Chibi-Trunks: "It's my potty and I'll flush if I want to, flush if I want to. You would flush too if you had to poo."

- Tapion: "Kitten Shishkabob! Yumm."

- Lunch: [Achoo!] *Zap* "Hi guys [Achoo!] What the hell are you doing here? [Achoo!] *Zap* Hi nice birdie! [Achoo!] *Zap* [Evil Lunch pulls out a gun.]  Die nice birdie!"

- Tien: "DAMNIT!!! $10 FOR A BOTTLE OF VISINE! What a RIP!"

- Chaotzu: "Look Tien! I'm as tall as you."

- Cooler: "Nani?  Nani?   Nani? What does what mean?" (Cooler says Nani, meaning "What the?" too many times in DBZ)

- Taurus: "Who's this Turles and why is he eating the fruit off of my tree?"

- Bubbles: "Meow"

- Saiba-Men: *Belch*

- Gokou: "Kamehameha!" [A little poof of smoke pops out of Gokous hands]

- Trunks: "Kaio-Ken!!"

- Baby Trunks to Shenlong: "Goo goo gaga!"
- Shenlong: "What the hell? I don't have time for you? How did you get the Dragon Balls all alone? Speak up or I'll eat you!"
- Baby Trunks: "WAHHHH!!!"

(From Isa)
- Vejiita: ::big puppy eyes:: "You... You're so cruel, Kakarotto."

- Gohan: "Oh, for Kami's sake, Piccolo, shut the HFIL up!"

- Gohan: "Videl, give it up!"

- Vejiita: "Please, can't we talk this out?"

- Tenshinhan: (shreiking) "Aaaaaa! The clown thing again! Get it away from meeeeeee!"

- Gotenks: "I... I just can't do it. I feel so inadequate... so insecure..."

- Vejiita: "I have decided to retire from fighting and live the rest of my life as a pacifist monk."

- Vejiita: "Out of control top? NOOOO!"

- Vejiita: "What? I *love* operas, ballroom dancing and flower arranging! What's so weird about that?"

- Vejiita: "This blue really brings out my highlights."

- Bulma: "Vejiita, you truly are the perfect man."

- Bulma: "No, Yamucha, you did it perfectly!"

- #18: "Eeeeeek! A bee! It'll get in my hair! Someone kill it, PLEASE!"

- #18 or Vejiita: "Someone help me!"

- Dende: "Mr. Popo, ever get the urge to do something completely goofy?"

- Kami: "Stupid Earthlings! Figure out your own problems!"

- Captain Ginyu: "What? But I'd make a spectacle of myself!"

- Piccolo: "I feel pretty."

- Piccolo: "I'm a pony!"

- Mirai Trunks: "Hell with it! Find someone else to kill your stupid androids! I'm quitting to pursue a career in modeling!"

- Mirai Trunks: "Oh, shut up, Mom!"

(From Nathan Robson)
- Vegeta: "Nanee, nanee, boo, boo!"

- Vegeta: "I am the Blue Thunder of Furinkan High ."

- Shenlon:  "PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER!!!!!!!!   eeeenie meenie little living space." (a la Aladdin)

- Piccolo:  "Everybody was kung-fu fighting..."

- Goku: "I'd like a tuna on wheat, hold the mayo.  Oh, and could I get a small salad with that?"

- Vegeta: "Please."

- Chaotzu: "Eat my shorts, Vegeta!"

- Piccolo: "It's not easy, being green..."

(From Karu Keagaru)
- Recoom: "My name is uhh.....Jeice? What's my name?"
- Jeice: *smiles evily* "Dookie pants!"
- Recoom: "Oh, yeah! My name is Dookie pants it rhymes with...uh...Jeice?"
- Jeice: "Mmm...Absolutely nothin'"
- Recoom: "Oh. It rhymes with absolutely nothing. Wait, no it doesn't. See...Dookie pants, absolutely nothing. Oh, well. It rhymes with absolutely nothing.   And....Jeice?"
- Jeice: "I love Vegeta!"
- Recoom: "And I love Vegeta. I mean....Flowers! And puppy dogs!......From Vegeta.....I....Jeice?"
- Jeice: "I truly am a man-- No! Woman! In high heels!"
- Recoom: "I truly am a woman in high heels."

- Tenshinhan: "I'm sorry Chaozu....I...I...I love someone else!"
- Chaozu: "Oh, that's okay. Me and Puar have already had 25 kids behind your back."

(From usagi351)
{Vegeta snatches troll doll away from Bra}

-Vegeta: "I don't want you to play with something which such frightening looking hair. Awful, Awful hair."

-Piccolo: "Wow, those Sailor Starlights are hot."

 (Gohan whispers something in Piccolo's ear.)

 -Piccolo: "They're what!!!!!!!!!"

(NOTE: IF YOU DIDN'T WATCH THE FIFTH SEASON OF SAILOR MOON OR JUST NEVER WATCH SAILOR MOON, THE SAILOR STARLIGHTS ARE MEN-WOMEN)

{Vegeta working out with Richard Simmons:Burnig to the 80's arobic tape}

 -Vegeta: "Burn baby, burn.   Disco Inferno.  Burn baby, burn."

-All DBZ senshi(in drag): Oh no not I.   I will survive. As long I no how to love I  know I'll stay alive

(From Zoey)
-Trunks:" I SWEAR purple IS my natural colour!!"

-Vegeta: "It's okay son, you don't have to fight if you don't want to."

-Bra: " Sorry daddy, I probably should have told you 9 months ago about Goten..."

-Goku: ::waves his arms at Cell:: "Shoo! Go away! I don't want to fight you. Go home! Shoo!"

-Chi-chi: ::to Gohan:: "If only you had turned out more like your father."

-Piccolo: "I'm not a *&%^(*$ alchoholic!"

(From Kristy)
-King Kai:(singing to the tune of "Do You Know The Muffin Man?") "Im King Kai the Catfish Man...the Catfish Man...The Catfish
man...Im King Kai the catfish man who livesonalittletinyplanetintheskythathaswaytoomuchgravityandwillsquishyoulikeapancake
unlessyou'relikegoku!!!!!"

(From Freeza345)
-Mr. Satan: (At an AA Meeting) "My name is Mr. Satan, and I'm an alcoholic."

-Buu: "Become Granola!!"

-Cell: (at doctor's Office) I was wondering about some way to get this thing on my butt removed.

-Goku: "I should get the George Clooney cut.  This hair sucks."

-Dende: "I Killed Cell!!!!   Yayy!!!!"

-Ginyuu: "I've decided to quit the Force, and try out for the new Hanson member."

-Gurudo: "These new glasses are great!"

-Chi-Chi: " I love you, Goku."

-Recoom: " 6x9+432-12=474"

-Freeza: " I've decided to make a new fragrance called "Eu De Saiya-jin".

-Teenage Goten: "I wanna fight."

-Yajirobe: " God you're a wuss, Goku!"

-Chi-Chi: " GENKI DAMAAAA"

-Broly & Bojak: " FU-SION-HA!!"

-Piccolo: " I'm sick of water.   Give me a Pepsi, and Doritos!!"

-Goku: " Screw you, Chi-Chi, I'm leaving you for one of those Sailor Moon girls."

(From SephiDbz)
-Trunks:  "I hate this long hair I think I'll go bald like Krillin, the chicks love him."

(From F.Suchy)
-Bulma: "Hey, Vegeta, did you know that I'm not really human? I'm an android! That's why I'm so smart!"
-Vegeta:" ...Huh? Well, then why do we have kids?"
-Bulma: "---You never know with technology these days."

-Piccolo: "Ahh...I want some GUM!"

-Captain Ginyuu: "Hello, I'm Captain Ginyuu, and I'll be your dance instructor! Now lets start off..."

-Goku (to Piccolo): "Hey, can I borrow some--"
-Piccolo: "Noooo!!! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE FOR ONCE!!!! Ahhhhhh!!!"
Gohan: "Don't worry, dad. He's always like that around this time of the month."

-Goku: "Morale lessons aren't really my thing, but I've been threatened by Chi-Chi to include them in episodes that might
contaminate Gohan's young mind."

-Goku: "Kaaaammmeee er,...maaa, no that's not it...haaammmeeee.......Blast it, I've forgotten the words AGAIN!"

-Frieza: "Captain Ginyuu, not now. I don't want to learn another dance move, I'm busy trying to kill Vegeta."

-Chi-Chi: "Goku, did you just quote Isaac Newton's law of gravity???"

(From ZeekSlider)
-Gohan: "Dad? I'm suppose ta chart out hereditary traits of myself using DNA genetic code for my AP biology class. Do you know what the DNA code is for a Sayian's tail?"
-Goku: "Uh..." (clueless look one his face followed by the famous big sweat tear)

-Trunks: "I DO NOT LOOK ANYTHING LIKE CLOUD FROM FINAL FANTASY SEVEN!!!"
-Pan: "Yeah, you do. Ever look in the mirror after turning Super Sayian?"

-King Kai: (thinking in regretful tone) "Had I known that Bubbles was Michael Jackson's pet..."

-Tien: "Chao-zu and I were part of a Japanese freak sideshow before we joined Goku and the others."
-Chao-zu: "We were also the only real freaks there."
-Tien: "Well, there was the bearded lady."
-Chao-zu: "That was a guy, Tien. He just had a high voice like me."
-Tien: (shocked) "You're a guy?!"

-Mr. Popo: "I'm gonna go take a trip to Africa, Koran. I want to get back to my roots, and I want you to guard over Earth while I'm there."
-Koran: "Let's just hope just hope you don't get mistaken for one of their painted wood carvings."

-Piccolo: (angrily) "Get your hands off me! Who the hell do you think you are?"
-Agent Mulder: "We're from the FBI. We're taking you in for an "interview."
-Piccolo: "Wha? (yelling towards off frame) HELP!"
-DBZ Producer: "Hey! Who gave you access to the set?!"

-Chi Chi: (loading and caulking guns) "Gohan, Goku, you guys get some rest. I'm gonna take care of those nasty men that are trying to destroy Earth for you this time so I don't worry my @$$ off like I always have."

-Piccolo: "Sorry I missed your sixth birthday, Gohan."
-Gohan: (angry) "SORRY?! You left me in a desert for six months and you didn't even drop off a birthday card, let alone money!! (turning his back to Piccolo) Sorry won't cut it, bub."

-Vegeto: (girlish) "I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and light and gay..."
-Ginyu: (off camera) "The earrings must have affected them somehow. He's acting worst then me."

-Future Trunks: (to Vegeta) "This is weird, talking to my dead father before he actually marries Bulma and brings me into the world."
-Vegeta & Bulma: (shocked) "WHAT?!" (flashes glances at each other)
-Yamcha: (shocked) "Wha?" (grabs Trunks by the collar, mad now) Why you--
-Future Trunks: "Oops... (goofy smile) I kinda slipped there, didn't I?"

-Bulma: (whiney tone) "Oh, this is hopeless! I'll never be able to keep one hairstyle for more than two seasons! I just can find the right one!"

-Pan: (to Trunks) "You mean, we weren't ever dating? Then why were we together for such a long time."
-Bulma: (whispering to Pan) "He doesn't think he's cute."
-Pan: (flashes a "What the hell are you talking about? What does that have to do with it?" look)

-Gohan: "Piccolo, I have something to tell you. I'm, um... attracted to you in, um... Let me start over. I want you and me to, uh... What I'm trying to say is that we should be more than friends and, um..."

-Krillin: (dizzy) "Hey, Master Roshi."
-Roshi: "Got mistaken for a bowling ball again, eh?"
-Krillin: "How did you know?"
-Roshi: (puts on sunglasses over his reading glasses) "Your head's shine is brighter than normal."

-Baba: "Oolong, get away from my crystal ball!"
-Oolong: "That's your crystal ball? I thought it was Krillin. I was gonna ask him how he got you to sit on him."
-Baba: "Why you little perverted pig!!"

-Piccolo: "There are no such things as aliens. The only reason that Kame and I are green is that we have a strange skin cancer found in only one out of half of the population of Earth."

-Yajirobe: "I sent my application to the producer of Highlander but noooooo, my snake of an agent signed me up for this show."

-Nappa: "Hey Vegeta! Do you think I look like Stone Cold Steve Austin?"
-Vegeta: "Hell yeah."

-Trunks (with long hair): "I gonna try out for Hanson as a back-up singer."

-Trunks (from GT): (southern accent) "My name's Leif, but everyone calls me The Kid." (a la Leonardo DiCaprio from The Quick and The Dead)

-BSB Crazed Girls: "OHMYGAWD!! IT'S NICK CARTER!!!!" (stampedes towards Trunks)
-Trunks: (hears high-pitched screams, turns around) "Wha? AGH!! Not again!!" (runs like mad)

-Gohan (in college): "WHA DO YOU MEAN "YOU FAILED"?!"
-Chemistry Professor: "There is no way that matter can be created or destroyed. You of all my students should've known that."
-Gohan: "Then explain this!" (gathers energy in his hand)

-Dragon: "Who dare wakes me?"
-Trunks: "I do."
-Dragon: "What is your wish?"
-Trunks: "I wish I were liked by girls."
-Dragon: (laughing) "That's a good one, kid. (slowly stopping) No, really, What's your wish?"
-Trunks: "That is my wish."
-Dragon: (shocked) "Wha? I'm sorry, kid, but I can't grant that."
-Trunks: (a bit steamed) "Why not?"
-Dragon: "Uh, look in a mirror."

(From Jess and Dana)
-Gokou: "I need some chichi for my bunghole."

-Trunks: "But I don't want to fight....I want to.....SING!!!!"

-Trunks: "Yes, I really am Nick Carter."

(Bulma sets tray of assorted vegetables down on the table)
-Vegeta: "Are you mocking me???"

-Vegeta: "Vegeta 3:16 says I'm gonna Final Flash your ass."

(By Brenna4Trunks)
-Vegeta: "Let's all turn into 14 year old insecure teens and pilot EVA'S!"

-Goten: "I've put off dating for life. I hate it when girls are cute!"

-Gohan: "Sure Freeza. Do whatever you want with my father. Like I give a damn."

-Trunks: "Maybe i'll get some plastic surgery to look like Cell."

-Chibi-Goten: "I'm not sleepy!"

-Vegeta: "I know! Let's dye our hair blonde and grow it and play in a band!" (Hanson)

-Vegeta: "I know the Capsule Corp is failing so why don't we open a day care centre?"

(From Videl9196)
-Vegeta: "Dipsey!!"
-Goku: "La la!"
-Piccolo: "Boo!"
-Vegeta & Goku & Piccolo: "Teletubies are good for you!"

-Vegeta: "I love you love me were a happy family! With a grate big kiss from to you!" ::Kisses goku on the check::
-Goku: ::Blink Blink::

-Vegeta: "Happy Happy joy!"

-Goku: "OH MAN! I MISSED MY APPOINTMENT WITH THE BARBER!"

-Goku: "Square to the X minus nedgitive two to the 8th power...."

-Vegeta: "This is love line caller tell me what your wearing...."

(From Chuck Stapleton)
-Vegita:  "AAAAHHHH! Bulma help! The Teletubies are attacking me!"

(From Bill Potter)
-Any Saiyajin: "I didn't know dragons have seven balls."

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