Temple O' Trunks - Humor - Things DBZ People Never Say

(From Darque Marv)
-Gokou: (Turning red and getting upset and in a kinda gay voice)"Chi-chi! We have got to go shopping! Girl, I cannot wear these tired old orange and blue clothes anymore !!!

-Piccolo: "Whadda ya mean 'The cape thing went out with disco!!?'"

-Vegeta :(Singing) "Short people got nobody, short people got nobody to love them...."

-Trunks: "Naw!! Really, I am shy. Come up to my room and let me prove it......"

-Gokou: "Whew !! Hey that lasagna looks good Kaio-sama, but I am on a diet!!!"

-Buu: "Oh !! My back! Maybe if I stood straight up."

-Gotenks talking to Vegetto : "I was not talking to myself!! Besides who are you to talk CYBIL!!!"

-Chi-chi: "Now I don't think we need to buy everything we see in the mall, maybe we should be more frugal."

-Bulma: "That's okay guys!!! My hair might get messed up I wont get into a hissy fit over it (proceedes to pick up rifle) Now lets go kick some RED Ribbon BUTT!!!"

-Dr. Gero : (Jewish New yorker accent) "That Gokou, Oi what a PISHER !! Such a
nice boy and a Snappy dresser too!!!"

-#17 to Dr Gero : "Father, We love you so much and are so happy you aremaking us a new baby brother! Did ysay his name is going to be Cell? AWWWW how cute !!!"

-Dr. Gero to all his androids: (Jewish accent) "You are all such great kids!! It's okay now go to sleep. Tomorrow we start Candy Striping at the local Children's hospital."

-Kooler : "#$%^ Freeza I don't care about Saiyan's! All I want to do is watch Springer !! Somebody pass the &^$*I'in remote!"

-Brolly : (Hulk Hogan impression) "Whatcha going to do when these 54 inch pythons come down on you?"

-Vegeta: '"Im singin in the rain .. just singin in the rain........."

-Vegeta: "What choo talkin 'bout Gokou!!"

-All the good guys : "Hello there.....Brolly " (ala Seinfeld's "Hello...Newman")

-Freeza : "Lets all walk !! Maybe we will meet some friendly indigenous lifeforms and we can all have tea! Would that not be swell?"

Caption at bottom of Screen read : : "Vegeta is about to tell his long rival Gokou that he loves him but has been seeing his wife Chi Chi behind his back but will stop if he admits to their brief passionate love affair on planet Namek!!!"

Caption At bottom if Screen reads : "Back stage, Gokou is about to admit to the audience that he is secretly seeing Bulma , but is carrying on a love affair with Tenshi-han and Chao-su."

-Brolly : (singing) "Get on board the love train the love train...."

-Bulma: "DAYUMM Credit cards !! Who Needs 'em!? From now on we will live on
squirrel meat and road kill and wear clothes from K-mart!"

(From I-AM-TRUNKS)
-Vegeta: "I think it's 'bout time for me to quit evil deeds and become a comedian. Everyone I've ever fought says I'm a big joke...."

-Goku: (singing) "I..WANT KURILLIN!"

-Gohan: "Piccolo sux!"

-Vegeta: "Bulma, E.T. just touched my heart!"
-Bulma: (snoring)
-Vegeta: "She's never respected my fragile emotions, but Goku would be there for me..."

-Kurillin: "I could take on Gohan, Goku, Vegeta, Trunks, and even Cell! Uh oh, NOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

-Vegeta: "Ohhh, Band-aids have lots of neat colors! Look at at them all!"

-Bulma: "Could computers be any more complicated?"

-Vegeta: "They said I could have been the new Mikey, but noooo! they had no choose that butt-ugly 6-year-old!"
-Piccolo: "Really, Veggie? they said the same about me..."

-Vegeta on phone: "Hello, Joe's Tavern."
-Gohan: "Hello, is Mike there? Mike Rotch?"
-Vegeta: "Lemme check... Hey everyone, I'm looking for Mike Rotch! has anyone seen Mike Rotch?"

-Piccolo:(singing) "I'm a Flintstone Kid! 10 million strong, and growing!!!!!!"

-Chibi Trunks: "Mom, lemme watch Jerry Springer or your *** is mine!"

(From Pan-chan)
-Goku : "Chichi! where have you been all night? i've been worried sick!"
-Chichi: "I was out with Kuril..I mean BULMA searching for you! (heh heh that'll stick)"

(From Kim)
-All Saiya-jins: *singing* "Come on people now, smile on your brother!! Everybody get together!! Time to love one another right now!!"

-Goten: (to Trunks) "Psst, hey Trunks. I've got a great practical joke we can play on the substitue teacher!"
-Trunks: "I don't know Goten. That sounds like it might get us into a lot of trouble. Shouldn't we just our homework and behave instead?"

-Vegeta: "Bulma's right, I'm too cold. Maybe I should take sensitivity classes! Yeah! Hey Piccolo, you want to come along too?"
-Piccolo: "Sure! I hear they can help us get in touch with our feminine sides!"

-Mr. Satan: (to the Z fighters) "I'm so sorry guys! Can you forgive me? I know, starting tomorrow I'm starting fresh! No more taking credit from other people!"

(From FtTrunksZ)
-Shenlon: <pops out of the Dragon balls> "IT'S MILLER TIME!!!!!!!!!!"

(From Wyan Pwez)
-Shenlon: "Would you like fries with that wish?"

(From Sailor Dragon)
-Vegeta: "Listen... Bulma, I'm not sure how to say this without hurting your feelings, but I just eloped with that little squirt Choazu."
-Bulma: "That's all right dear, Trunks is really Yamucha's son."
-Vegeta: "NAAAAANII?!?!?!?!"

(based on one of Tianyu's quotes)
-Krillin: "Look how far I can stuff these french fries up my nose!"

-Any Saiyajin: "I think I need to cut back on all those snacks..."

(From Bulma)
-Vegeta: "Big Bang.....wait, wait. What's my motivation?"

-ChiChi: "Oh, who cares where Gohan is!"

-Bulma: "That's it! Step aside Vegeta, my turn to kick some @$$!"

-Gokuh: "I think I need to go on a diet."

-Piccolo: "I love Bubbles!"

-Gohan: "You're right mom. It IS too dangerous, sorry dad, you'll have to take Pan. Goten and I have to study anyway."

-Chibi Trunks: "Mommy can you make my hair look like Gokuh's?"

-Mirai Trunks: "It's SO unfair! Why does dad get to see a different girl every night?"
-Bulma: "What???!!"
-Mirai Trunks: "Oh, er um...I mean why does he see ChiChi every night?"
-Bulma: "WHAT?????!!!"

-Freiza: "I finally collected all the action figures of DBZ! YESSSS!!!"

-King Cold: "Honestly, both my sons are gay."

-King Kai: "You're right Tien. Piccolo is a weakling, I beat him up!"

-Tienshinhan: "I love Chaozu!"

-Chaozu: "Oh, I don't know. Tien is ok, but Krillin is WAY cute!"

-Yamucha: "I hate baseball and fighting!"

-Krillin: (in a grocery store) "Ahh, Rogaine! The solution to all my marriage problems!"

-Pan: "Fight??? And break my nails? You're crazy!"

-Nail: "Forget it! The eldest Namec is on his own! I'm going shopping with Piccolo!"

-Dende: "I really am a vegetable."

-Buu: "You guys are right. I SHOULD start my own dress shop chain!"

-Ubuu: "What's the Saiyajin obsession with wearing Spandex?"

-Kamesennin: "I'm a father!"

-Tsurusennin: (crying hysterically) "I'm not an artist! I can never get Mirai Trunks's hair right!"

-Cell: "Allright Vegeta, I beat you fair and square! Pay up!"

-Dr. Gero: "Maybe my inventions will benefit humanity."

-#17: "I hate my sister."

-#18: "Krillin may be a wus, but he's MY wus!"

-#19: "Ever notice how I look remarkably like Tom Cruise" (everybody laughs)

-#20: "I can't believe ChiChi beat me!"

-Broli: "Hey, what happened to that cute kid with the purple hair?"

-Mr.Popo: "I'm really behind Frieza."

-Nappa: "OOooooh! Look at all the pretty jewelry!"

-Arlian King: "Hey, I know I'm a jerk, why don't you admit it Vegeta?"

-Princess Snake: "Calvin Klein, Jeans for the next generation of Saiyajins"

-Oolong: "I can Fly I can fly" (a la Peter Pan)

-Lunch: "What were my parents thinking when they named me? I mean they must have been hungry or something."

-Dr. Briefs: "Bulma, how do you set the timer for the chicken?"

-#17: "I like being gay."

-#18: (to the psychaiatrist) "I'm fine..REALLY. It's my idiot brother that thinks he can take over the world."

-Mr. Satan (to Gohan): "I can take on Pan, really!"

-Bra: "My hair! He shot my hair! Bi**h! Kame Hame Ha!"

-Goten: "Training? What's that? Is it like studying?"

-Marron: "Why do I look like Chibi Chibi?"

-Ox King: "I hate thunderstorms!"

-Vegetto: "Why is it when we fuse we get these CUTE earrings?"

-Gotenks: "Big Bang KameHame Ha! (heavy breathing) Blast! Nothing can open that Tupperware!"

-Linta: "How come everybody doesn't know who I am? Get it straight people, I'm Trunks's daughter! Pan is my mommy! I'm also full Saiyajin, yet no one remembers me. This is so annoying!"

-Majin Buu: "It's my fight and I'll possess whoever I want to!"

-Thouser: "Frieza is going down!"

-Capt. Ginyu: "I'm sick of posing, let's try golf."

-Raditz: "I wish I was like Kakkaroto!"

-Recoom: "Augh! I'm having a bad hair day!"

-Blaze: "I can't sing!"

-Trunks: "No! Not that! Anything but the Dumbo Ride! It's scary daddy! Hold my hand!"

-Videl: "My father can really fight!"

(From SSlrDraco)
-Goku: "Chi-Chi, are you annoyed by my muscles?"

-Piccolo: *pondering* "Now...my name is Piccolo...but...I don't like whistling?!"

-Gohan: "Dad, I don't want to train anymore..."

-Trunks: "I'm gonna make my hair look just like my dad's!" ::scream in background::

-Shenlong: "New rules on wishes: Don't wake the dragon up EVERY other episode!!!!!"

-Vegeta: "Ahh...my face is now on the Velveeta box..."

-Bulma: "Alright...I admit it...I love my son...um...other than that...motherly way..."

-Cell: "I enjoy posing, dancing, singing, and...*smirks* Trunks"

-Vegeta: "I DON'T want to turn Super Saiyajin!!!!!!!"

-Vegeta: "::sobbing and whining::"

-Krillin: "I use Rogaine! And I'm proud of it!"

-Trunks: "I admit my true feelings..I LOVE that policeman I fought in the Tournament!"

-Pan: "I had a sex change when I was born...course...I'm really gay then..."

-Videl: "I don't want to cry over Gohan anymore...I want...my papaaaaaaa!!"

-Piccolo: "Aaah...I feel happy considering I don't need sunscreen...I'm a healthy plant...er...NAMEK!!!!"

-Krillin: "I placed these 6 dots here for a reason!...You know why I shaved my head? Monks and all? LIES! ALL LIES! I just knew #18 digged bald guys..."

-#17: "I hate guns..."

-#16: "mmm.....KFC....::licks lips::"

-#18: "I'm a stubborn whore that digs bald guys...mmm....Krillin...."

-All Japanese Z Fighters: "Wow he's going all out!...you big bully!"
-All NA Z Fighters: "KUUUUUSOOO!!!!!!!! BAKA BAKA BAKA!!!!!"

-Goku: "Wait...How do ya know a dragon has 7 balls?"

-Vegeta in his room tying his hair in braids: "Darn split ends....this is the only way...I've tried salons and ki-blasts on it but my hair just stays in one position..."
(Bulma walks in with Goku behind her): "Ack! Vegeta! Why....your home *earlier* than I thought you would be and...---what are you doing?!"
(Vegeta a little pissed and confused): "What are YOU doing?! Bulma...how dare you...You know I'm sensitive!!!!!"

(From Drac)
-Vegeta(seeing Trunks): "Huh?...THE KID!" *scrambles away in fright*

(From Claudia Gomez)
-Vegita: "Gee wilikers, since Goku is stronger than I am, I will now dedicate my time to the local childrens hospital and visit children dressed as a clown!"

-Vegita: "... I will now go dress up like Santa Claus and collect money on behalf of the Salvation Army for needy children this Christmas! HO HO HO!"

-Vegita: "... I will join the midget wrestling/bullfighting circuit in Mexico."

(From LlamaX)
-Vegeta: "Do I look better in this silk or in pink lace. %^*#@!$ material! Nuthin goes with this outrageous do. I guess I'll just wear my armor...again. But it's so blah..."

(From Vegetto)
-Dodoria: "I'm not really fat; just big boned."

-Goku (waiting at the bus stop): "Hm, hm, hm, hm, hm. (five minutes later) Oh! I forgot I could fly. Ha!"

-Frieza: "How come I have to be the shortest guy in the whole Dragon Ball Z episodes?"
-Captain Ginyu: "Well, you are the strongest."
-Frieza: "Why'd you have to go there..."

-Goku (talking to Taurus): "..and then I hit you with a spirit bomb?!
-Taurus: "No, no, no! I blast you, then beat you up, and THEN you hit me with spirit bomb."
-Goku: "Oooh... huh?"

-SSJ4 Goku: "Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful."

-Krillin: "@#!% those dragon balls are huge! C'mon, Gohan, we don't need to waste our time with those heavy things."
-Gohan: "But what about our friends?"
-Krillin: "I'm sure they can wait a couple more weeks."

-SSJ Vegetto: "HOW COME I HAVE EARRINGS?! THEY COULD'VE AT LEAST GIVEN ME A
RING!"

-Goku (talking in his head): "I could trick those two saijyans that I'm a Super Saijyan by dying my hair yellow. Now, how do I make my hair stay up?"

-Piccolo: "When's the mailman going to be here? I need the information on how to grow hair fast!"

-Recoome: "I'm tired of fighting this puny kid. Hey, Jeice, Burter, you wanna take him on?!"

-Trunks: "Out of all the cartoons, I'm stuck with this one."

-Bulma: "How could know so much, and still not know how to set the clock for this stupid VCR?"

-Gohan: "I'm tired of becoming like Mr. Piccolo. My new role model is Krillin. And to start off, I'm going to shave my head."

-Eternal Dragon: "That's it! If one more person wakes me up, I quit."

-Nappa: "What.. This isn't planet Earth! Vegeta, you were supposed to take a left after we passed Jupiter."

-Bulma: "What happened to you?"
-Krillin: "Somebody had mistaken me as a bowling ball."
-Bulma: "That's the fourth time already."

-Master Roshi: "Hooray! Goku has moved on to a better life, and out of my house. Now I can watch the Playboy channel alone for a change."

-Chi-Chi: "Goku, don't you dare come in this house with all your clothes ripped off. You never do that for me when we're in bed together, so I don't see why you should come in."

-Bulma: "Dragon ball, gotta find that dragon b.."
-Vegeta: "Will you just shut the $%@& up?!"

-Yajairobe: "Life is like a box of chocolates. Mmmm! Chocolate."

-Yajairobe (on a treadmill): "*Puff, puff* gotta *puff* get the *puff, puff, puff* cake. Life *puff* at stake."

-Radditz: "So I can't afford a haircut. So sue me!"
Y-amcha: "I'm right behind, man."

-Jeice: "Burter, I have a confession to make."
-Burter: "What'd you do this time?"
-Jeice: "I'm not really a lady's man. I just use blowup women to impress you."

-Gohan: "Okay, I pick Chaoutzu."
-Goku: "What?! You picked Chaoutzu over me?"

-Cell (playing Poker with Freiza): "Whoever wins the game gets to take over a universe. Aces are wild."
-Frieza: "You know I can't beat those kind of odds. How about I raise you
three of my planets?"

-Bardock: "I love you son. Ah, the heck with it! Just blast him off to Earth already!"

-Bulma: "Yamcha was better lover in bed than you are."
-Vegeta: "Some encouragement you are."

(From Fuu1070172)
- Goku: "Sorry Kurillen you can't go on the ride,the sign say's you have to be this tall... "

-Vegeta: "WOOHOOOO!! Sailor Moon's on!"

-Piccolo: "Look at all the chic's!!!!!"

-Vegeta: "Sorry Goku,I can't spar now my soap's are on"

-Vegeta: "aww! look at that cute li'l puppy!!!!"

(From Jab Dragon)
-Captain Ginyu: "I don't like dancing."

-Freeza: "I now see the error of my ways. I am going to release all the planets I've conquered and use my Dragonball wish to restore Planet Vejita!"

(From Scott Lenhardt)
-Future Trunks: "Ouch, I cut myself!"

-Future Trunks: "Saiyan-Shmaiyan... go get someone else to beat your dumb robots."

-Future Trunks: "Was I really named after a bathing suit..?"

-Future Trunks: "I didn't really want the sword, but it came free with the outfit so I thought what the hell... besides, it makes a great back-scratcher!"

-Chibi Trunks: " Hey Goten, mind your manners!"

-Chibi Trunks: "Can I watch Barney, Mom? Please, Mom? I really wanna watch Barney..."

-Chibi Trunks: "Mom! Goten's picking on me! Make him stop!"

(From Billygames)
-Vegeta: "Opps! I fell down and broak my leg WAAAAAAAAHHH!"

-Goku: "OK Gohon spell potatoes"
-Gohan: "ghdsklfhuhhhhhhha I know a bhlahvhdsjabhla spells potatoes

(From The 35)
-Bulma: "Thanks for coming, guys, we can't get this thing to work at all!"
-Oolong, Yajirobe, Yamcha, Ox King: "No problem, we're only missing graduation from the university."
-Piccolo: "About danged time someone knew what they were doing! We can still catch Friends if you work fast!"
-Vegeta: (Suddenly excited) "Come on gang!"

-Shenron: "See you guys in a year!"

-Kamesemmin: "Quit thinking about sex for one minute, Goku!"

-Broli: "Goku!"

-Enma: "Sorry, we're closed."

-Piccolo: "I just flew in from Heaven, and boy are my arms tired!"

-Vegeta: "Well, if it's in style...."
-Bojack: "Sure it is, old buddy, you'll be all the rage!"

-Mr. Satan: "Hey, look, I can fly!"

-Dende: "Yay! It's Burger King Night!"
-Number 16: "Pass the ketchup!"

-17: "You want to know how I know about wilderness survival? I've got Intel Inside!"

-18: "All debts are off! Who needs money when you've got love?"

-Super 13: "What do you mean my new upgrade looks stupid?"
-Super 17: "The beastie look went out in the 80's!"
-Super 13: *Sob....*
-Super 17: "Oh, come on, even I'm not perfect. Let's go for some Ice Cream, and you'll feel all better."
-Super 13: "Shucks, thanks big brother. I wish I'd been given a series roll like you!"

-Vegeta: "OK Kakarotto, so you beat me at Shoots and Ladders, Rock/Paper/Scissors, Hop Scotch, Bowling, Baseball, Basketball, Gardening, Gambling and Stock Investing. We'll just have to see who has the last laugh at the science fair!"

-Ring Announcer: "And here is your new Tenkachi Boudaki champion: Pilaf!"
-Pilaf: "Thanks to my legions of hard-earned fans, I have come to my fifth championship in a row! I'd like to thank everyone for your support, and I am going to donate all my winnings this year to Dr. Gero's Toys for Tots program!"

-Goku: "Can't the UN handle this one?"

-Cooler: (On the phone) "Darth Vader did what?!!"

-Freezer: "I'm taking Pat's roll on Saturday Night Live. Want to be my first guest star, Zarbon?"

-Dodoria: "What do you mean I'm pink?"

-Ginyuu Force: "You're embarassing us!"

-Cell: "I can't take anymore, I give up Mr. Satan!"

-Babi-Di: "Wait Darbura, they haven't beaten my best warrior yet: Mario."

-Vegeta: "All for one, and one for all!"

-Nappa: "In the name of Planet Vegeta, I will punish you!"

-Gohan: "Yo, homie-P, wuz up?"
-Piccolo: "Just quit it, kid, you'll never amount to anything."

-Videl: "Well, to be honest, I always liked Majin Buu better, Gohan"

-17: "I always thought the double "R" stood for Rail Road!"

-Vegeta: "Oh my Kami, they killed Radditz!"
-Nappa: "You bastards!"

-Trunks: "Time travel is impossible!"

-Majin Buu: "Mr. Satan, which is better: WWF or WCW?"
-Mr. Satan: "I was never in to fighting, actually.... I kind of like to bake"
-Majin Buu: "Bah, what is food good for?"

-The Entire Cast: "All hail Pilaf-Sama!"

(From Vegeta's Wife)
(Vegeta and Gokou at their wedding holding each others hand)
-Vegeta: "I'm glad it tuned out the way it did."
-Gokou: Me too, love muffin."

(Freeza and Cell skipping through a kids funhouse at a carnival, singing)
-Freeza & Cell: "You're the one that I want !!!"
-DBZ GANG : "hoo hoo hoo !!! honey!!"
-Freeza & Cell: "The one that I want!!"
-DBZ GANG : "hoo hoo hooooooo!!!"
-Freeza & Cell: "The one I need!!! Oh, yes Indeeed!!!!"

-Vegeta: "I'M THE GOOD HUMOR MAN!! da-da-da-da-da-da-da"

(out in Australia along shore of a river)
-Vegeta:(Australian accent) "Now what weve got right here is a pretty large croc. She's just a real beaut'. What Im gonna do is jump right in that there river grab her by the tail and stick my finger up its butt...."
(Bulma off to the side watching Vegeta jump in)
-Bulma: "As you can see, Vegeta is wrestling her right now and this is very dangerous and shouldn't be tried at home."
(crocidile comes up behind Bulma and bites off her right leg)
-Bulma: "AHHHHH!!!!!"
-Vegeta: "ALRIGHT!!!!!"

(Gokou dessed as a construction worker, Krillen dressed as a policeman, Yamcha dressed as an Indian chief and Vegeta dressed as a fireman come out onto a stage)
- Vegeta, Yamcha, Gokou & Krillen: "Y-M-C-A!!"
(crowd of women cheering putting money in their pants)
(Vegeta takes off his fire coat and throws it into the crowd with nothing on under it. Notices Bulma is there runs off the stage naked with his face red and with angry bulma chasing him. Gokou just notices Master Roshi staring at him.)
-Gokou: "HEY BABY!!!"
-Master Roshi: "TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT ALL OFF!!!"

-Vegeta: "I'm BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BAD!!!!! (dananananana!) BAD TO THE BONE!"
-Bulma: (Grin) "I know you are, honey."

-Vegeta: "Trunks, welcome to the dark side! It is your destiny!"
-Trunks: "NOOOO!!!! It's not true! NOOOOOOOO!!!!"

-Krillin: "I do look better as a blonde, don't I ?"

-Gokou: "Heal the world..make it a better place........"

-Bulma: "SMACK!! SILENCE, CHILD!!!!!!"

(From Kathia)
- Vegeta: (singing) "You can ring my bell... ring my bell."

- Trunks: "I am ugly."

- Goten,Trunks and Gohan: "Let's Play Playstation."

- Chi Chi: "I want to see Jerry Springer. Bring me the !"%# remote, Goku."

- Vegeta, Goku, Piccolo: "Let's go to McDonalds."

- Goku: (Singing) "I belive I can Fly. I Believe I can touch the Sky."

- Trunks: "Hey mom. Bring me my school books."

- Vegeta: "Kakaroto, I love you man."

- Chi Chi and Bulma: "Our husbands are the best."

- Piccolo: "I got a girlfriend."

- Gohan: "I Love Sailormoon."

- Vegeta: "Crisis Power.... Make Up!"

- Trunks: "I want to be in Jerry Springer."

- Vegeta: "Bulma, let's go to a honeymoon."

- Goku: "Chi Chi... I love Vegeta."
- Chi Chi: "What?"

(From Meg-chan)
- Goten: *sings* "Mommy wow, I'm a big kid now!"

- Trunks: "Look everybody, it's Barney!!!"
- Everyobdy: "YEAH!!!"

- Krillin: *dressed as Lucky from Lucky Charms* "Can't catch me' lucky charms!"

- Piccolo: *jumps up and down* "I gotta use the potty."

- Vegeta: "Guess what, guess what, guess what!!??"
- Bulma: "What?"
- Vegeta: "I get to be on Oprah!!" *smiles*

- Chichi: *splashes Goku with cold water*
- Female Goku: "Why'd you do that for!!!??" (ala Ranma 1/2)

- Master Roshi: "Gettin' jiggy wit it!"

- #18: "Look at me! I'm a pretty butterfly!!"

- Doc: "Now Vegeta, clowns won't hurt you."
- Vegeta: "NOOOO!! I DONT LIKE CLOWNS!"
- Doc: "Come on Vegeta, clowns are your friends, repeat, clowns are your friends."
- Vegeta:*repeats* "Clowns are my friends, clowns are my friends..."

- Gohan: "Yo querio Taco Bell!"

(From Eric)
- NA DB Characters: "WE'LL FIGHT TO THE DEATH! AND WE'LL BE SURE TO KILL YOU, YOU BAST***S!!"

- Japanese DB Characters: "OH NO! I THINK HE'S FADING INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION!!"

- King Kai: "Boy,my humor really SUC*S!!"

- TenShinHan: "CHAOTZU! WOULD YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!"

- TaoPaiPai: "VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER!!"

- TaoPaiPai:*Kill crossed out on jacket and replaced with LOVE above it so it reads "LOVE YOU" not "KILL YOU"*

- Piccolo: "HA! HA! OH KING KAI YOU'RE A RIOT!!"

-Goku: "Boy Chi-Chi, that was a GREAT dinner!"
-Chi-Chi: *bends over* "How 'bout some tossed salad for desert?"

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