(From Delenne)
-Vegeta: "Trunks, you ever have that not so fresh feeling?"

-Vegeta: "Violence never solves anything"

-Vegeta: "Bulma you are the kind of women who never changes"

-Vegeta:  "Hey Bulma, I am out of hairspray! I guess I'm going to have to fly into an electrical storm again to get my hair looking it's very best"

-Vegeta: "Gokou, where do you get your hair done? I am looking for a new look and you have great fashion sense."

-Trunks: "Papa, where to babies come from?"
-Vegeta: "You really want to know? Ask Gokou. Now he is a real ladies man."

-Vegeta: " Bulma, I have desided to become a vegetarian"
-Bulma " I thought you already were one, Vegeta?"

-Vegeta: "Trunks never wear spandex like me because boy do I have a rash from wearing them all the time"

(From Darkserpent)
-Any saiyajin: "I'm not hungry."

"what's 2+2?"
-Gohan: "ummmm. I don't know."

-Vegita: "Kakarotto, I know you are better than me."

-Trunks: "Eeewww! Girls!"

-Chichi: "Gokou, did you just explain the law of gravity?"

-Trunks: "Mom! You built a time machine, Dragon Ball radar and a whole lot of other inventions and you can't even program a VCR???"

-Gokou: "I forgot how to fight."

-Gohan: "Duhhhh."

-Dr.Gero: "F#ck!How am I going to program andriods if I can't even figure out how to set the time on the VCR!!!!

-Vegita: "Gokou! I just made it through sensitivity class!"

-Shenlong: "I don't like that wish so i'm not going to grant it!"

-Vegita: "SH*T! That was scary!"

-Vegita: "Stop the merry-go-round!! It's going too fast!!"

-Gohan(Pointing at Piccolo): "Get a life Green Man!!!"

(From LadyVidel)
-Yajirobe: "Guys! Can I borrow some money? I need it to buy a stairmaster!"
-Bulma: "NO! Go away!" (throws her shoe at Yajirobe)

-Tien: "Not only am I the president of the Hair Club for Men, I'm also a client!"

-Vegita: "I'm retiring from fighting to join the circus!! I'm going to be a clown!!"
-Chaozu: "Sounds like a fine time! I'll join you Vegita!"
-Gokou: "I agree, let's all join the circus!!!"
-Everyone else: "YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Vegita(wild with excitment): "Come on everyone, LETS GO!!!!"

-Gokou: "I'm afraid I just can't eat tonight, Chichi. I'm just not hungry".

-Piccolo: "OHHH...I WISH I WERE AN OSCAR MEYER WIENER!! THAT IS WHAT I TRULY WANT TO BE!! CAUSE IF I WERE AN OSCAR MEYER WEINER!!! EVERYONE WOULD BE IN LOVE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(From Immicolia)
-#17: "Ahh! Nobody move! I just lost one of my colored contact lenses!!"

(From Alyssa)
-Vegeta: (to Kurilin) "Hey! Come back here, cue ball! I'm not done playing pool with you yet!"

-Goku: "Pssst! Hey fella?!   Ya wanna see my Dragon Balls!?"

(From SJupiterX)
-Chibi Trunks: "Momma cut my hair!"

-Piccolo: "Namek...Crecent Beam...SMASH!"

-Trunks:(cries)

-Pan:(talks to Videl) "Are you my real mama?  How come I look like Chi Chi?"

-Gohon: "Piccolo, can I have a piece of your arm because when you die, I think I'll forget you.  Anyways you'll grow back a new arm."

-Trunks: "Awww man, split ends!!"
Krillen: "Too bad for you, I got no hair!"

(From Steve Gilder)
-Gohan: "Ready, Goten? Kick the Saiyan!"
-Goten: "Don't kick the Saiyan!"

(From Julian Soullard)
-Vejita: (striking silly poses) "I'm Sailor Vejita!! And I'll punish you in the name of Planet Vejita!!!"

-Piccolo: "And I (striking silly poses as well) am Sailor Namek!!"

-Dende: "And I'm Sailor Chibi-Namek" (same poses)

-Piccolo & Dende: "And we'll punish you in the name of Planet Namek!!"

(From Ayame)
-Gohan:  "You're not *really* going to wear those shoes with that outfit, are you?"

-any Saiyajin: "No, really, I couldn't eat another bite."

-#18:  "Bald men really turn me on."

-the real secret to becoming Super Saiyajin: "Moon Crystal Power!!  Make UP!!!"

-Vejita: "Oh, my darling, I love you!  I can't live without you!!"

-Videl: "I want to grow up to be just like my dad."

-Pan: "Grandfathers suck."

-Mr. Satan: "You can't expect me to do that; it wouldn't be dignified!"

-Goten: "I love looking just like my father."

-#17 "We don't have time for that; we're on a schedule, you know."

-Buu: "No, thank you.   I'm trying to cut down on sweets."

-Buu:  "Does this make me look fat?"

-Mr. Satan: "Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."

-Chaozu: "Ten, can't you wear a hat or something?  That third eye really makes you look like a freak.  I'm embarrassed to be seen with you."

-Shenlong: "Do you want to know what you can do with that wish?  ..."

Kaio-sama: "That's not funny."

-Piccolo:  "I feel... like... singing!" (ever see "The Holy Grail"?)

-Kuririn: "I have no interest in a woman unless she's shorter than me."

-Chibi Trunks:  "Hey, Goten, thanks for letting me ride Kinton solo; it was really awsome."

-Bulma: "What I'm really looking for is a guy who's smarter than me."

-Goku: "You're right, Bulma, we should use the Dragonballs and just wish the villain away!"

-Yamcha: "Actually, it's a wig."

-Tien: "I can't wait to kick Taopaipai's butt!!"

-Cell: "EW!!  I couldn't do that; it would be gross."

-Freeza:  "Fashion is everything."

-Chichi:  "I have the best husband in the world."

-Mirai Trunks: "Gohan, why won't you think of what it would do to your mother?  Please reconsider!  You mustn't come with me to my time!!"

(From SSJVegeta of #dbzrpg on Dal.net)
-Tapion: "I dont like the flute, I think I'll take up heavy metal..."

-Freeza: "I'm not gay."

-Gohan: "I forgot how to count"

-Chichi: "Its what we do when we go to bed..."

-Goku: "Oh well, sounds like fun, lets go Gohan, want to come, Chichi?"

(From Piccolai)
 -Piccolo:(talking on phone) "Hey Gohan? Guess what? I just opened up my new boot camp!"

-Piccolo:( yelling at salesclerk in bookstore) "WHADAYA MEAN YOU STILL DON'T HAVE THE NEW REDWALL BOOK??!!!"

-Piccolo( holds up goldfish crackers): "I like the fishes 'cause they're so delicious, gone a-goldfishinnnn'"

-Piccolo: "I...can't....resist...force..too...strong....I WANT MY DADDY!"

-Piccolo:(Pointing at someone) "YOOOUUUU.......(grins) HI!"

-Mr. Popo: "I just noticed something. Nobody makes any web pages for me. That's
SO unfair!"
-Anybody: "That's 'cause no one likes you, man!"
-Mr. Popo:(in shaky voice) "You're so mean......"
-Mr. Popo: "WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
-The person(backing away, might be Vegeta): "Uhhh.......uummmmm...bye now!"
-Mr.Popo: "MEANIE!"

-Nail: "I agree with Mr. Popo. I want a web page too! And I eat bugs! HAH!"

-Piccolo: "Okay, I might as well admit this now.....I'm in love with Xena, the warrior princess. Not that Lucy Lawless person. Just Xena. I wonder if she can do that ki thing again..."

-Vegeta: "Bulma, did you see my bunny anywhere? I forgot to kiss him today."

-Raditz: "Piccolo, I apologize for blowing up your arm. Please let me give you a gallon of water to compensate for my heinous deed."

-Dende: "Mr. Popo, I'm bored. Let's go to the Great Wall in China at midnight so we can roller-skate on it, then have a go-cart race!!!!"

-Cell: "I'M STUCK TO THE BAND-AID BRAND AND THE BAND-AID'S STUCK ON ME!"

-All females in DBZ:(singing) "Everyone is beautifulllll, in their own waaaayyy, fresh face to the wooooorld, fresh face to the daaaaaaay!!!! Everyone is beautifulllll, show it to the woooooorrrrld!!!!!!! Easy, breezy, beautiful Cover Girl!!!"

-Piccolo and Gohan: "Sailormoon is our favorite TV show!"

-Piccolo and Gohan:(singing) "Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight, never runs from a real fight, she is the one named Sailormoon!"

-Freeza: "Eeny meenie miny mo, catch a tiger by it's toe, if he hollers let it go, eeny meanie miny mo! My mother told me to to kill someone and this....is...it!"

(From SailorM)
-Goku & Piccolo: "I feel like Chicken tonight!"

-Vegeta & Goku: "JER-RY SPRING-ER!! JERRY SPRINGER!!!!!!"

-Goku: "E=MC2'

-Goten & Trunks: "HANGIN' AT THE Y-M-C-A!!! YEAH!!!!!!"

-Piccolo: ::enters the Hair Club For Men::

-Goku: "Chi-Chi....I love you!"

-Vegeta:"Everyone,let's all quit fighting and take up flower arranging!!"
-Everyone:"YEAH!!!"

-Trunks: "Eww..Purple hair makes me look gay..I'm shaving my head!!"

-Bulma:I'm quittng inventing and starting my own fashion line!!"

-Goku:"I'm Son Goku...an AA member."

-TV reporter:Son Goku..you just saved the world again! What are you going to do next?"
-Goku:"I'm going to Disneyland!"

-Taurus:"NOO!! I WANTED TO NAME IT"THE TREE OF LIGHT!! "!!! Stupid FUanimation...."

-Vegeta:*with tears in his eyes* "I love you guys!! GROUP HUG!!!!!!"
-Everyone:"Awww...GROUP HUG!!!" *all start crying*

-Piccolo:"No! I don't wanna fight!! STOP! YOU'RE HURTING ME!! WAAAHH!!!"

-Vegeta:"I'll see you on Jerry Springer, Kakarotto!!!"

-Piccolo:"I'm going to become a male stripper!"

-Goku:"I'm not hungry"

-Someone: "What's 2+2x3(6-9)?"
-Gohan: "D-OH!!"

-Piccolo: "Gohan-chan, Daiaiaidadiadsuki!!!!"

-Chi-Chi: "Goku, dear...let me come with you!! I WANNA KICK CELL'S WHINY @$$!!!"

-Goku: "Hey, gang, let's cash in on the Spice Girl's fame;We can be the...SpiceZ!!"
-Everyone: "YEAH!!"
-Goku: "I'm Sporty Spice!!"
-Vegeta: "I'm Scary Spice!!"
-Piccolo: "I'm Posh Spice!!"
-Mirai Trunks: "I'm Sexy Spice!!"
-Gohan: "..and I'm Baby Spice!!"
-All: "Z POWER!!!!!"

-Goku: "Hey, Vegeta!! I got us on Jerry Springer, like you wanted!!!!"
-Jerry: "Next:On Jerry Springer.....Rivals Who Might be Lovers!!"
-Goku & Vegeta: "WHAT?!?!?!"

-Vegeta(singing) "Bad boys,bad boys..whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?"

-Piccolo: "Yo, yo wassup, Goku? That Cell Game sh*t is whack!"

-Goku:(singing): "Here she comes...Miss Amercia..."

-Higher Dragon(aka: Icarus a la English Version): "Dragon help Gohan"

-Piccolo: "Y'know, Kaio-sama really is a funny person!"

-Piccolo: "Mmmm....Chi-Chi, I lov-*gasp* IT'S GOKU!! HE'S WATCHING US!! SH*T!!"

-Vegeta(to Bulma): "What about MY needs?"

-Kaio-sama: "That's not funny"

-Chi-Chi(with an axe & psycotic gleam in her eyes): "Here, dragon,dragon,dragon...here, Higher Dragon!!"

-Vegeta(singing): "NACHO,NACHO MAN!!! I WANNA BE, A NACHO MAN!!!"

-.Bulma: "Hey, you guys!!! Wanna know a secret? My power level is 1,200,900!!"

-Krillen & Piccolo: ::enter a singles bar::

-Chi-Chi: "GOKU!! VEGETA!!!! YOU WERE DRIVING DRUNK AGAIN, WEREN'T YOU!!!!"
-Both: "Um...uh..(get down on hands & knees) WE'RE SORRY!!!"
-Chi-Chi(to Bulma): "Good! their occupied!! Let's get the car from the Police & cruise for hunks!!"
-Bulma: "YEAH!"

-.Bulma(singing after Yamcha gets wished back): "My boyfriend's back,and he's gonna kick Freeza's @$$! Hey-la, Hey-la, my boyfriend's back!"

-Vegeta(singing): "Oh,Kakarotto, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Kakarotto! Hey, Kakarotto!"

-Piccolo(flushing a toilet & watching the water spin around): "MAKANASOUPPOU!!!"

(From Klara)
-Mr Satan: "Beat you again at wrestling, Goku!"

-Piccolo: "Let's all forget our problems and differences and watch some TV!"

-Goku (flying): "Help, these air currents are sweeping me away!"

-Gohan: "I'm scared of flying, Mom. Hold my hand while I do!"

-Kurilin: "Sailor Moon has really neat hair."

-Goku: "I'm starting a diet. Healthy snacks only."

-Vegeta (with tears in his eyes and a wide grin): "Group hug guys!!!!!"

-Vegeta (mumbling): "I need power, I need respect, I need love, I need a hug, I need my mom!!!!"

-Piccolo: "In the name of justice, I will fight at the side of Sailor Moon!"

-Vegeta (sigh): "Time for me to get concerned with ecological problems."

-Vegeta: "Look, what a cute bunny! Aaaaah, don't you just love animals?"

-Trunks: "Gee, the violet colour is wearing off. I have to dye my hair again."

-Piccolo: "Worms are just soooo yucky!"

-Trunks: "Arrgh...this...sword...is...too...heavy...for...me!"

-Trunks: "Remember children, never play with sharp objects."

-Piccolo: "Goku, please, please let me help you in this fight!"

-Piccolo: "Look, I've learned to whistle!"

-Piccolo: "Let's just sit by the campfire, have a friendly discussion and sing some merry songs."

-Trunks: "I have vowed to never touch a girl in my entire life."

-Vegeta or Piccolo: "Everybody, stop fighting and come watch TV!  Dragon Ball is on!"

-Piccolo: "Everybody, gimme a kiss!"

(From Jenny)
-Chi Chi: (whines) "I just have to be the new Spice Girl!!!"

-Vegeta: (sobbing) "Please don't hurt me!! WAAAAAH!!!"

-Bulma: (to Piccolo) "You green cutie, you! Gimme a kiss!"
-Piccolo:(replying) "Oh, Bulma, I hoped you'd say that!"

-Gohan: "But Dad, I LOVE to study!"

-Brolli: "Yeah! I won the Jeopardy tournament!"

-Vegeta: "What the hell is sex?"

-Chi Chi: (to Goku) "Piccolo's clothes are strung all over the floor because....I'm...doing his laundry...yeah, that's it......