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Past Winners:
Piccolo took one of those tests that would tell you
what kind of occupation he'd have when he'd grow up.
When he got the results back, he was told that when
he'd grow up, he'd make a great surrogate mother. -From
Jytte-Marie
When asked to remove the pink thong with sequins from
his cup of tea, Vegeta replied, "Just a few more
seconds. I gotta wait for it to get that special flavor."
-From Pan-Chan 360
Being the big dweebs that they are, Trunks and Vegeta
decided to go to the anime convention dressed as Xena
and Gabrielle from Xena Warrior Princess. -From Krissy
Johnson
As it turns out, Goku was selected to appear on the
TV Show "The View", to be on a panel that
will discuss whether or not frilly panties are more
comfortable than cotton panties. -From Yotan
Goten, hoping to improve his scholastic ability, took
a summer course called "Improving Concentration
through Guided Hentai Imagery." -From Lina's Cousin
Videl told Gohan that she wanted to go to the Satan
City circus over the summer, to see the fat Korean stunt
monkeys do cartweels over a flaming pit of chili and
to see the gay bald bearded midgets all pile into a
miniture Volkswagon new beetle. -From Jennifer
Instead of the usual waiting to molest Chaozu, Tenshinhan
decided to get rid of his dirty urges during the fight.
-From Pants Chan
Because he was seriously broke, Bubba Trunks decided
to get a summer job strip teasing for Meri.
-From Katie-Pop
Over Spring Break, a Saibaman and Vejita's mother's
dog's flea's surgeon's teen idol's shoe shiner's gay
friend went out to shave a giraffe's legs for fun, and
got high on permanent markers and cleaning products
with Minosha. -From Chibi Videl
Buu's favorite recipe is rat droppings with ground
horseflesh and a side of shredded Chick Tracts, the
main ingredients of any given Taco Bell product. -From
Paladia
Instead of making snowmen in the snow, Goten and Gohan
decided to make some piss-sicles with the obvious. -From
"Bonzai" Crash
Upon coming home, Vegeta shed his clothing on the overwhelming
anticipation of having sex with someone, saw Trunks
buck-naked banging Goku on the bathroom floor, and screamed
like a girl after seeing her boytoy cheat on her as
he ran back out the door. -From chibi
For Trunks' Birthday, Bulma decided to get him a Cover
Girl powder compact for his red cheeks to hide his embarrassment
when Gohan sang "Happy Birthday" dressed as
Marilyn Monroe. -From spiralheartmoongirl
At the New Years Eve party, the Z-Gang really enjoyed
watching Goku and Vegeta's rendition of "The Full
Monty" after eating too many of Bulma's rum-balls
and trying Trunks' "Special Coffee".
- From Linna "Trunks-chan" C
Goku was really having a tough time Christmas
shopping because there were no price tags in the dollar
store. -From VeggiesChick
"Krillin's favorite pastime is eating
4-alarm chili and "Kamehameha" power-pooping
in the woods." From -Richard 'Sykosonik' Leibmann
Before naming it "The Cell Game",
Cell original wanted to name his martial arts tournament
"The Dance of the Pink Tutu's", but decided
against it because that was his fifth grade ballet performance.
-From Falconair
Broli decided to start a balloon shop,
but he went out of business due to inflation. -From
Patches
On Halloween, Trunks decided to dress
up as Gen Fukanaga, but was savagely beaten to within
an inch of his life by real Otaku, and Super Saiyajin
3 Goku dressed up as a ballerina. -From Sean Kendle
Bra, Marron, and Pan were all really bored,
so they decided to replace Trunks' toothpaste for KY
Jelly. -From Lunadeath1
Tenshinhan asked Ben Stien if he could
borrow his Clear Eyes. He replied "Only if you
promise not to over-do it again. Last time, your third
eye was so shiny it blinded a third of our customers."
-From Disabled Namek
Although she was really embarassed, Videl
wanted to invite Gohan out to the hospital, so they
can get high off the medication. -From Trowa59
When Trunks first heard himself in the
new English episodes he said, "Hmph, I'm
usually sober by the time Toonami comes on....."-
From Keith
Juunana-gou's favorite thing to tango
with is rubber duckies, because they bend and move and
got the groove! -From Super Saiyan Vegeta/Saiya-jin
Sailor Vaporeon.
Goku really hates soccer because Vegeta
and Piccolo always throw kisses at him from the sidelines
when he plays.- From Istari011
Piccolo's loves to cook the *special*
brownies with the *pretty colors* because he uses
an almost-legal plant that's sacred on Namek. -From
MajinVader
Puar's favorite celebrity is Mr. Bigglesworth
because like Mr. Bigglesworth, Puar struggled with hair-loss,
but thanks to the Hair Club for cats, Puar has gotten
her hair (or fur) back and has more confidence in going
out in public.- From Mr. Q
Yajirobe's favorite place to shop at is
K-Mart during their white sale because that's the only
time and place when he can afford the white sheets that
he folds up to make his underwear. - From Makankosappa
Trunks discovered that Vegeta had a dozen
insoles hidden under his boots to make himself look
taller.- From Andros
Trunks told Oolong that if he ever told
anyone about his ham addiction, he'd be next! - From
CellJr103
Krillin is busy perfecting his [insert
cool sounding japanese word, when translated into English
sounds incredibly stupid] attack. From SgT SpOrK
It's a secret from the rest of the Z-Fighters,
but Vegeta wishes he were an interpretive dancer working
for the Capsule Corp. Official Dance Club as an instructor,
teaching Piccolo, Goku, and the other members of the
Z-Team and maybe even winning a national Interpretive
Dance Instructor Award.- From DBZVegeta14
It's a secret from all of the Z-Fighters,
but Vejita wishes he was a fairy princess, who sat around
all day on his "Super Saiya-jin Princess"
throne, and painted his toenails pink,while wearing
several magenta bows in his Braided hair.- From Princess
Buruma Chan
It's a secret from the rest of the Z-Fighters,
but Vegeta wishes he hadn't embarrassed his son on their
first meeting by wearing that dumbass BadMan shirt.-
From Zapodin
It's a secret from the rest of the Z-Fighters,
but Vegeta wishes he was as cool as Trunks, even just
a little bit.- From jeanlew
It's a secret from the rest of the Z-Fighters,
but Vegeta wishes he could adopt a cute, cuddly Pikachu
to snuggle up with at night.- From Ultra P Chan
It's a secret from the rest of the Z-Fighters,
but Vegeta wishes he could RiverDance.- From Simone504
It's a secret from the rest of the Z-Fighters,
but Vegeta wishes he was a natural blond.........girl.-
From Nikki
It's a secret from the rest of the Z-Fighters,
but Vegeta wishes he could feel prettyyyy, oh so pretty
oh so pretty and witty and gaaayyyyy!- From Istari0110
It's a secret from the rest of the Z-Fighters,
but Vegeta wishes he could be an Oscar Mayer Wiener.-
From ssjgogeta222
It's a secret from the rest of the Z-Fighters,
but Vegeta wishes he could ditch Bulma and hook up with
Aunt Jemima or Mrs. Butterworth.- From Icarus939
It's a screct from the rest of the Z Fighters,
but Vegeta wishes he was one of the Village People.
(He really likes the indian costume ; P )- From Mitzi
It's a secret from the rest of the Z-Fighters,
but Vegeta wishes he dyed his hair blonde and became
the youngest member of the Backstreet Boys.- From SarahRM
Its a secret from the rest of the Z-Fighters,
but Vegeta won the "Hot and Sexy Men's Beauty contest"
back on Planet Vegeta.- From ljjj
It's a secret from the rest of the Z-Fighters,
but Vegeta wishes he were a little teapot, short and
stout.- From Andros_Z
It's a secret from the rest of the Z-Fighters,
but Vegeta wishes he could stay at home and curl up
by the fire with a good book then have a sing along
with Billy Joel.- From MiraiTrunks646
When Bulma and Chi-Chi get really angry,
they point their fingers at the one whom they're angry
with, laugh evilly for a couple of minutes, then they
yell "I dare you to pull my finger!"- from
PicaTrunks
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