Please, someone stop these men from
cooking...
Krillin: "If you
guys are gonna have a cook-off, how about we 3 be the
taste testers!"
Goku: "Sure!
Hey Pan, when did you get here?"
Pan: "You locked
me in the car and I had to blast my way out, Grandpa!"
Goku: "Whoops,
my fault. ^_^"
Goku: "Hey this
is just like that show I saw on t.v. What was
it called....Golden Chef? Steel Chef? Aw,
who cares. Anyway, now all we need is a Master
of Ceremonies....a chairman!"
<emerging from the heavens comes
a large, bulbous creature of titanic proportions>
Bubba Trunks: "Never
fear, Bubba is here! I shall be the Chairman of
this competition!"
<As the crowd hushes, Bubba Trunks
takes a bite out of the coveted red pepper>
*Bad case of "I'll-only-understand-this-gag-if-I-watch-the-show"
right here. =P*
Bubba Trunks: "Yum!
Let the cook-off begin!"
Krillin (off camera, commentating):
"As you can see, all three of our competetors are
off to a fast start! I wonder what kinds of Thanksgiving
dinners they shall prepare for us."
Pan (off camera): "Krillin,
I see that Goku has a combination of fruits, veggies,
and strange meats. Ask him what he is up to."
Krillin: "Goku,
what is your strategy for winning this battle of the
foods?"
Goku: "Well I saw
all this food sitting here, so I decided to throw it
all into this microwave!"
Krillin: "Errr......really?"
Goku: "Yeah!
And when it's done, you slop it all in between 2 pieces
of bread, and boom, Thanksgiving sandwich!"
Krillin: ".....interesting
plan, Goku. Let's move on to Vegeta's end of the
table."
Buu (off camera): "Hey,
Krillin?"
Krillin: "Go, big
guy!"
Buu: "I see that
Vegeta has a wide variety of foods in his area.
Perhaps he is planning on taking the French route in
this competition."
Krillin: "I'll
ask him to see what he is planning. Say, Vegeta..."
Vegeta: "Come any
closer, and I shall punish you with the power of my
spork."
Krillin: "eep."
Vegeta: "My recipe
is a secret! Back off!"
Krillin: "Hmm,
what a touchy guy that Vegeta is. Anywho, here
is Piccolo. Piccolo....why is it that you only
have liquids on your table? That's not much of
a meal."
Piccolo: "On Planet
Namek, we only drink water. I don't know anything
about this 'Thanksgiving dinner' stuff."
Krillin: "You moron,
if you knew that, why did you join this competetion!?"
Krillin: "Seeing
as how Piccolo doesn't have any real food to offer,
he is disqualified. Now, time's up, and time to
see.....whose cuisine will reign supreme!?"
The cooking battle is over! Time to see who wins
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